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<title><![CDATA[How to Be the Ultimate Kiss Ass]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[ Enthusiasm is the greatest treasure a kiss ass can own]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Rebuttal of Debra Dickersons Article Healthy My Ass]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[In her June 6 2007 article Healthy my ass which appeared in Salon Debra Dickerson makes many claims about black women and big butts]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 May 2008 12:48:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Speed Racer Kicks Serious Ass]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The new Speed Racer movie by the Wachowski Brothers kicks some serious asswhile still staying family friendly]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 May 2008 15:01:22 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[When Law is an Ass Can Its Maker Be Otherwise]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[There is an old saying that law is an ass If we agree with this we have to accept that the father of the ass is also an ass Accordingly lawmaker also is an assHow can it be otherwise]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:34:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Very Sexy Babe Ass Funny Movie]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Very funny tricky movie You expect a sexy babes ass Surprise]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:26:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Virtue of Curiosity Mystery Cults and Enlightenment in Apuleius Golden Ass]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The process of initiation into the mystery cults of the Mediterranean is discussed in the context of Apuleius novel The Golden Ass]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 22 Sep 2006 15:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Kicking ass Halo 2 Multiplayer]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[For those of you who are to shy to ask other players and clan members or have too much pride to admit that you suck ass here is the answer to your question why do I suck so much on Halo 2 multi player The answer is simple you arent playing right]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jun 2005 18:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Art of Making Your Ass Look Good in Pants]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[There is an art to buying pants especially if you want your ass to look good Observe people public and you will spot embarrassing fashion faux pas that are comical at best and disturbing at worst]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 May 2006 06:17:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Black Magic Witches Vampires and a KickAss Supernatural Investigator]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/723729/black_magic_witches_vampires_and_a.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Interview with Justin Gustainis author of BLACK MAGIC WOMAN]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:15:57 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Charlton Hestons Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/706911/charlton_hestons_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[A look back at a an interesting aspect of the late actors career ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:06:26 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[When Fat Ass Wears a Blouse]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/772267/when_fat_ass_wears_a_blouse.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[i didnt want to i had to]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 May 2008 01:27:08 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Top 5 KickAss Women in Movies]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/529897/top_5_kickass_women_in_movies.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[These women kick serious butt in their movie roles]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jan 2008 12:31:24 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Kiss My Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/856275/kiss_my_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[This is for all women who have ever been hurt by a man and hurt badly ]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:12:15 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[6 Kick Ass Websites for Serious Bloggers]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Here is a list that includes some of the best websitesblogs that will help you improve your blog in many areas By reading the blog posts on these websites you will find out how to increase traffic get subscribers make money and become a professional in your own right]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 19 Dec 2007 09:19:10 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Pastors Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/909731/the_pastors_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[humor about being concerned with public opinion]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 27 Jul 2008 07:32:05 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Naomi Campbell Beat My Ass Too]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Hollywood community knows the greatest fight in history was between Campbell and The Gman It came to be known as The Brawl at the Mall ]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:32:53 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Analysis of Healthy My Ass by Debra Dickerson]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/751077/analysis_of_healthy_my_ass_by_debra.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Dickersons claim is that the body type preferred by black culture contributes to black women having a high risk for obesity and other health issues]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 May 2008 12:38:43 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Ass that Carries a Load of Gold Does Not Know Its Value]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/326938/the_ass_that_carries_a_load_of_gold.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[We hear a lot about knowledge explosionBut are we sure we are sifting knowledge so that we select the most appropriate area to achieve our lasting happiness ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:18:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[My God Can Kick Your Gods Ass Please Tell the Republicans About the Separation of Church and State]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476877/my_god_can_kick_your_gods_ass_please.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[A candidates religious beliefs should have no place in an American political campaign and yet the opposite seems to be true particularly with Republicans]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:43:54 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476877/my_god_can_kick_your_gods_ass_please.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Who Should Have to take a Good Ass Chewing at Their Job]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/136485/who_should_have_to_take_a_good_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[This is an act is an unprofessionally way to handle yourself in the workplace ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:41:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Kicking Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/390478/kicking_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Commentary on a President who is crude insensitive and detached from reality ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 25 Sep 2007 16:11:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[WrestleMania Matches that Kick My Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/196101/wrestlemania_matches_that_kick_my_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[A fullnelson slam down memory lane]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:14:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Will Nebraska Ever Kick Ass Again]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/440419/will_nebraska_ever_kick_ass_again.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[What happened to Nebraska football The once proud juggernaut is lying on the bathroom floor drunk and picking through a greasy hamburger]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:13:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Week of a Hopeless Fat Ass ]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/460688/the_week_of_a_hopeless_fat_ass_.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[want to know how my week went ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/460688/the_week_of_a_hopeless_fat_ass_.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[The Power of Positive Thinking Think Big and Kick Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/465193/the_power_of_positive_thinking_think.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[By thinking big and striving to keep a positive frame of mind a person maximizes their potential and greatly increases their chances of success]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:01:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/465193/the_power_of_positive_thinking_think.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Wayne Newton Threatened Johnny Carson Over Gay Jokes]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/464377/wayne_newton_threatened_johnny_carson.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Wayne Newton said that he once told Johnny Carson to knock off the gay jokes or hed knock him on his ass Why would he say that and was it warranted]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Nov 2007 13:51:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/464377/wayne_newton_threatened_johnny_carson.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Hot Fuzz Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Get Guns]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/558251/hot_fuzz_sherlock_holmes_and_dr_watson.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[The goal of Hot Fuzz described by Wright on G4TVs Attack of the Show is to make a British cop very cool and make the British cop have a level of badassary ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jan 2008 15:07:19 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/558251/hot_fuzz_sherlock_holmes_and_dr_watson.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[There Will Be BloodIf Hillary Loses]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/626053/there_will_be_bloodif_hillary_loses.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Yes Hillary Clinton must win the Ohio Texas and Pennsylvania primaries in order to remain a serious contender for the Oval Office If she fails you can bet that heads will roll and the bloodletting will begin ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 Feb 2008 17:52:31 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/626053/there_will_be_bloodif_hillary_loses.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Vallejos KickAss Nachos A Unique and Flavorful Treat in Sacramento]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/633345/vallejos_kickass_nachos_a_unique_and.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[If you are tired of Velveeta smothered chips masquerading as nachos give Vallejos a try]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:11:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/633345/vallejos_kickass_nachos_a_unique_and.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Yoga Your Way to Firm Buns]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/654553/yoga_your_way_to_firm_buns.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Tips on how to get firm buns through a Yoga practice ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:58:01 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/654553/yoga_your_way_to_firm_buns.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[A Charming Woman with Good Character Doesnt NEED a Picture]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/658991/a_charming_woman_with_good_character.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[One of the things Ive come to despised the most about the internet is the vastness of attention whoring that so many people reduce themselves to What ever happened to getting attention by exerting some charm and charisma Is Ass all that some people have]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:10:44 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/658991/a_charming_woman_with_good_character.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[How to Be a Very Bad Girl]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/528163/how_to_be_a_very_bad_girl.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Bad Girls are selfsufficient kickass woman who know what they want And they make damn sure that they get it too]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:34:12 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/528163/how_to_be_a_very_bad_girl.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Oh What a Lovely Ass]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/657875/oh_what_a_lovely_ass.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Id Like You to Meet Sebas Broekhoff From the MultiMoney Group Its Just too dang bad that others arent always like Sebas Broekhoff]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:29:48 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/657875/oh_what_a_lovely_ass.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[How to Get Revenge on Your Ex Girlfriend in 3 Easy Steps]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/401941/how_to_get_revenge_on_your_ex_girlfriend.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[First and foremost peel your ass off of the couch put down the 5th and get in shape Go buy new clothes and get your physical appearance in order ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:08:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/401941/how_to_get_revenge_on_your_ex_girlfriend.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[The Brave One Jody Foster Kicks Bad Guy Butt]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/378290/the_brave_one_jody_foster_kicks_bad.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Full of suspense and righteous action The Brave One will capture your attention and leave you with your mouth open wide]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:53:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/378290/the_brave_one_jody_foster_kicks_bad.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Tough Guys in Cages]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/660029/tough_guys_in_cages.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Brute Force a film starring the great Burt Lancaster and directed by Jules Dassin is the badass Grandfather of prison movies]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:30:11 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/660029/tough_guys_in_cages.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Welcome to the Working Class]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/390190/welcome_to_the_working_class.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[The mad scramble to secure a place in the upper middle class marches on at breakneck speed People are more qualified than ever for jobs that seem to pay less than ever Luckily I am a cynical sarcastic pain in the ass and theres always a market for that]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:53:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/390190/welcome_to_the_working_class.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[FRUIT LOOP SENSES MY CRAZY MAGNET THEN ATTACKS]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/442906/fruit_loop_senses_my_crazy_magnet_then.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Not only will some people get the crap end of the stick they get the whole car slammed into their ass]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:22:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/442906/fruit_loop_senses_my_crazy_magnet_then.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Christmas Trail Ride a Rhymed Activity on the Nativity]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476537/christmas_trail_ride_a_rhymed_activity.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[When Mary went to Bethlehem She rode atop an ass but then The trail was arduous and coarse Perhaps she traveled on a horse]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Dec 2007 16:25:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/476537/christmas_trail_ride_a_rhymed_activity.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Crazyass Day]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/461285/crazyass_day.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[A poem about love ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:14:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/461285/crazyass_day.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[Intrinsic Problems to Allowing All Linemen Eligible in a Silver Springs Flag Football League]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/519805/intrinsic_problems_to_allowing_all.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[The Norseman a novaffl icon shares his experience in the whackass Fergleague]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:51:35 EDT]]></pubDate>
<guid>http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/519805/intrinsic_problems_to_allowing_all.html</guid></item>
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<title><![CDATA[When Animals Attack The Story of Blacky the Donkey]]></title>
<link><![CDATA[http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/920237/when_animals_attack_the_story_of_blacky.html]]></link>
<description><![CDATA[Blackys vicious attack led to hard time in a Mexican prison His charge Assault and battery Read on to learn more about Blacky and his unfortunate incarceration]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[One of my many favorite movies from the 1980s New Beverly Cinema did a midnight showing of this movie and the fans came out to see Chuck Norris kick some terrorist ass like he never stopped]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Wanted is a kick ass action flick that the summer movie season calls for with an intense passion Its not perfect most movies arent anyway but its never boring for a second ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Discussing the sometimes nasty and vindictive behavior of brides towards their family and friends of wanting perfection and learning to handle a problem without the obscenities and insults]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A review of Rise a sexy vampire movie starring Lucy Liu as a writer exacting revenge on the bloodthirsty vampires who turned her into one of them]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[ Im not sure what Obamas campaign directors have in mind to counter the vicious attacks Republicans will launch against the Senators wife but if The Gman was charged with the task of kicking some Republican ass for Michelle Obama this is how it would go down]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Divorce is ugly There are no winners only whiners But how did it come to this What can men do to please these female creatures]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Most obituaries are really not all that good The worst part about them is that you are usually never around to read your own and see what a great person you were Here are some great ideas if you want an exciting obituary that everyone will enjoy reading ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[As our long national nightmare slowly winds to a close lets take a fond look back at the eightyear funfest that has become better known as the presidency of DumbAss]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Tina is a new staffer here at Benedict House near Seattle She has a beautiful smile A BIG heart and a great ass The Shipyard for a job yet A girl friend to make my world go round and my nights warm Tina gives us softness to our hard lives]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[this what ghost mean to me ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[I dont really know who couldnt kick the shit out of the Beatles The problem I think is that the Beatles music doesnt ever realize I mean ever that life can be hard at times ]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Never buy nonalcholic egg nog Keep it real strong and your holidays will go as smooth as Santas shaved ass]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[This year Daniel Craig takes his turn as Bond and this had many people skeptical Hes too blonde people feared Get over it people this Bond kicks ass]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Set in the future in a Star Trekian sort of universe that is if Kirk were a badass mercenary Spock a mad scientist and Bones were a blob of guntoting alien with a thing for Ovalqwik a chocolate drink powder]]></description>
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<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[Medication Comparisons]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Before you allow a beautician to stick a tube up your ass and give you a coffee enema do research into good books and resources]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Feb 2007 21:51:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Last night I had a dream It was more like a nightmare actually a million plus people were shoved up my ass ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 03 Feb 2007 08:49:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Crud may be just another word for dirt filth or refuse But wait better yet Crud is a Kick Ass Rock Band from Detroit Michigan]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Do you like screaming underaged teeny bopper girls Niether do I However I do like groupie older sisters and thats just what youll get after you form your very own Boy Band]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Buy this game and prepare to lose big sleepdeprived chunks of your time]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[A discussion about the 2005 reunion of rock group Cream and how this event relates to Baby Boomers who are turning 60 ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[20 Essential Guy Movies Money Power Respect Sex]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[These films stand out in ways that speak to our manhoodgrit toughness supreme confidence the ease of handling the opposite sex and when those arent enough a can of Whup Ass WWEapproved]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[There is nothing more detrimental to the hopes and dreams of a new college graduate than an office job at Corporate HQ Much like the slap on the ass you experience at birth the office job is a one finger salute to the rest of your life]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[Detective Keith Frazier is a wiseass brother with a lessthanperfect home life He is under suspicion at work for a check cashing scheme but when the Manhattan Trust Bank is literally taken over by Dalton Russell and crew Frazier is the man]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Manipulate those CSRs to your advantage Telephone Customer Service Calls are synonymous with pain in the ass Long hold times Musak Rude bored often moronic employees But anger will get you nowhere Learn the art of subtlety to get what you need]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[Le Petomane was the stage name of Joseph Pujol a popular French vaudeville performer who could perform amazing tricks by breaking wind ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[Okay heres the situation 1 You have an important meeting at nine tomorrow morning that you cant be late for and you need to be at or near one hundred percent 2 There is a kickass party tonight at the local pub]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[Scifi stupidity meets dollar store props meets dumb ass hijinx]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[Grindhouse]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[a kick ass experience at the movies that I am ever so eager to see again]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 May 2007 00:15:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Wheres Captain Galaxy When You Really Need Him]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Alien invasion this is not a pleasant scenario because basically the prevailing wisdom is that the world is gonna get its ass whipped]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 May 2007 19:25:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[Funny Landlords and Firebrand Tenants]]></title>
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<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[Donald Trump to Kick Ass in a WWE Ring]]></title>
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<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is easily the coolest redhead in the world Norris is more than just that Walker Texas Ranger dude hes a badass who has starred in over 2 dozen shitty movies over the last 35 years 35 YEARS WITHOUT RECOGNITION AS A REPUTABLE ACTOR ]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
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<title><![CDATA[My Biggest Secret]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[My biggest secret I thought of it for a while and I guess the biggest secret I have is when I was at a pick nick It was one of thaws out in the back yard kind of thing]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:36:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[EdEtorial 13 Paris Hilton Remains Celibate Lindsay Lohan Trips On Her Ass And George Bush Trips On Abortion ]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Its EdEtorial 13 Or as we like to call it The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay ]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Mar 2007 14:13:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dont Be an Ass and Ruin Your eBay Business]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Not doing things right on eBay can cost you your business ]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Best Character on Friends]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[He wasnt too good with the ladies He was never quite happy with his job He was a bit of a suckup He was a smartass He was afraid of commitment ]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:03:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Democrats Fox News ]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Since when did Presidential candidates not take FREE face time on TV]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:31:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Learning Filmmaking Part One Introduction]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[If I could be given a chance to go back to when I first became interested in making movies there are bookloads of information I would want to scream at my younger self so he would get off his ass and work harder]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:37:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The Graduating Class of 2005 Lend Me Your Ears]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Are you ready to face the real world Are you sure Heres what lifes really like after college Not only didnt they teach you this in Kindergarden they didnt teach it to you in higher academia either Be afraid Be very affraid]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Da List Big Bad Video Game Bosses]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Video games are fun imaginative and undoubtedly a great way to pass time And then there are the others The ones that bring a cloud over an otherwise great day the ones that you remember with a bitter taste and sore thumbs because one guy A Boss]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dallas 362 Not Recommended]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Review of a new film written directed and starred in by Scott Caan]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Hollywood Logic 80s Action Movies]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[80s action movies for the most part contained no reasonable amount of coherency Sure theres exceptions but this was the era of explosions big hair invincible heros and oneliners]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Resident Evil Apocalypse]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Anyways the plot goes something like this The Umbrella corporation is the largest commercial entity in the world and they develop biowarfare viruses creatures etc There are some people who are out to expose them and mayhem ensues]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 15 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Moving OffCampus]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Bland food and shared bathrooms are the faux luxuries of oncampus life So what is one to do given the prospect of forgoing these timehonored traditions in favor of offcampus housing]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 30 May 2005 21:41:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Sin City Satisfyingly Exceeds Expectations]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I went into Sin City thinking it would not satisfy my expectations But it ended up satisfying and exceeding my expectations]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 May 2005 18:58:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Daredevil with Jennifer Garner]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[I sat through Daredevil which Im convinced remains a great way to give yourself nausea And Jennifer Garners cute so why not I give all films a chance and I wasnt expecting much]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 May 2005 00:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Predator Concrete Jungle Review]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Predator Concrete Jungle is just a mediocre game with a lack of polish and poor gameplay elements]]></description>
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<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Jul 2005 11:44:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[I Screwed a Valet]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The story of a woman determined to do whatever it takes to give a valet his proper tip]]></description>
<author><![CDATA[By info@associatedcontent.com ()]]></author>
<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 25 May 2006 16:52:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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