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American History, Part V: Little Known Facts About the Declaration of Independence

Frank Mucci — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:25:05 EDT

Any idiot who made it through grade school knows all the basic facts about the Declaration of Independence. Here are some little known facts.

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Published: Jul 03, 2009

Finding My Way

Frank Mucci — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:17:04 EDT

Sometimes it takes a while.

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Published: Jun 29, 2009

American History, Part IV: More Screwin' Around

Frank Mucci — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:29:59 EDT

Presidents aren't the only members of American politics who have been caught planting their seeds in someone else's garden.

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Published: Jun 24, 2009

American History, Part III: Presidential Extramarital Affairs

Frank Mucci — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 12:03:07 EDT

Here for your enjoyment is a list of some of the most distinguished residents of the White House and the special ladies who helped them bring a whole new meaning to the words "domestic affairs."

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Published: Jun 19, 2009

American History, Part II: Amending the Constitution or "Oops! We Forgot Some Things"

Frank Mucci — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 22:43:01 EDT

Read this and you'll see that Congress liked to go on-and-on with rambling amendments that were no doubt designed in a manner to keep the American people from knowing what the hell the bastards were up to.

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Published: Jun 15, 2009

Pluggin' it Forward (or Backward)

Frank Mucci — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 19:08:33 EDT

As thanks to those of you who have helped get my byline into the consciousness of more readers, it is time for me to plug it forward--OK, it's technically backward, but you get the idea.

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Published: Jun 10, 2009

American History, Part I: The Bill of Rights

Frank Mucci — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:17:03 EDT

Without rights America would be nothing more than Mexico with safe drinking water and cooler weather.

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Published: Jun 07, 2009

The Pope: What is it and Where Did it Come From?

Frank Mucci — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:41:01 EDT

I have put together a list of the most commonly asked questions along with answers that will surely help you see why I am never again allowed to enter a confessional or dip my fingers into holy water.

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Published: Jun 01, 2009

Observations on Dick Cheney, Katy Perry, Socialism, and Going Bottomless--Among Other Things

Frank Mucci — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:45:00 EDT

I have accumulated a large pile of crap in the corner of my brain that needs to either be tossed out or sold in a garage sale. Here are a few items going real cheap.

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Published: May 28, 2009

More People We Can Eliminate

Frank Mucci — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:15:05 EDT

Here's the latest list of turds who need to be flushed down the crapper of life.

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Published: May 18, 2009

Swine Flu: What is it and Where Did it Come From?

Frank Mucci — Mon, 11 May 2009 22:41:56 EDT

This handy Q & A should answer any questions you may have about what is likely to be the deadliest disease to hit the world since the Bird Flu epidemic a couple years ago that killed a shitload of birds.

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Published: May 11, 2009

An Unsung Hero

Frank Mucci — Sat, 09 May 2009 19:44:04 EDT

Some individuals engage in activities that better represent the teachings of Christ than the actions of many of those who call themselves Christians. One of these individuals is my wife.

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Published: May 09, 2009

The Rest of My Life: The First 100 Days

Frank Mucci — Sat, 02 May 2009 22:36:10 EDT

It has officially been 100 days since I declared the beginning of the rest of my life. It is time to take a look back at the first 100 days of the rest of my life.

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Published: May 02, 2009

Texas: What is it and Where Did it Come From?

Frank Mucci — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:57:19 EDT

I don't know a goddamn thing about Texas. As a result, this article will be nothing more than just a few made up questions with made up answers that may or may not be somewhat accurate.

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Published: Apr 29, 2009

Tips for the Married Man on Picking Up Chicks

Frank Mucci — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:16:39 EDT

I know a thing or two about pretending to know how to pick up chicks.

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Published: Apr 15, 2009

Cinco De Mayo: What is it and Where Did it Come From?

Frank Mucci — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:36:10 EDT

I know probably as much about Cinco de Mayo as anyone else who likes to make up crap and publish it as if he were an expert.

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Published: Apr 14, 2009

Why I Don't Write Poetry

Frank Mucci — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:20:36 EDT

There is a general assumption that a writer can write anything. Not true.

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Published: Apr 07, 2009

Noah's Ark: What is it and Where Did it Come From?

Frank Mucci — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:38:16 EDT

I have compiled some of the most often asked questions about Noah's Ark with answers that will surely help you see that Mother Goose has nothing on the Big Guy in the Sky.

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Published: Apr 01, 2009

My Five Freebies

Frank Mucci — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:55:51 EDT

To reward ourselves for years of fidelity, my wife and I recently decided to allow each other a freebie list of five celebrities we are allowed to sleep with. Here is my list...

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Published: Mar 28, 2009

Writing is My Release

Frank Mucci — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:27:54 EDT

The beautiful thing about banging away at a keyboard is that I am able to be whoever I want to be.

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Published: Mar 18, 2009