Steven Jacob Borthick
Living in Monterey, CA
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Published Content: 110
Fans: 7
On AC since: 02.06.08
Bio:
I'm in the Navy, working to become a linguist. I'm nineteen and I'm happy being me.
I'm in the Navy, working to become a linguist. I'm nineteen and I'm happy being me.
Education/Experience:
Gradiated hi-skul; a10ding collige two bee uh Americanese-Chinaese lingist.
Gradiated hi-skul; a10ding collige two bee uh Americanese-Chinaese lingist.
Motto:
The people who make no mistakes are doing nothing.
The people who make no mistakes are doing nothing.
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People tick me off...
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/16/2009 | Read more »
Some stuff I've been coming up with during class.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/28/2009 | Read more »
Something I came up with on break between Chinese classes.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/24/2009 | Read more »
My perspective on opposites and inverses. A poem.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/5/2009 | Read more »
RETURN OF THE NONSENSE POETRY!!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/1/2009 | Read more »
Come and join me in my world. :D
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/1/2009 | Read more »
My proposal for increased government network security.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 2/26/2009 | Read more »
No, I don't really believe possession is possible. It's a metaphor for me being like my dad in many ways. Look into it if you care to.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 2/8/2009 | Read more »
I'm getting tired of everybody's comptetiveness and always trying to be the best, the most sincere, the smartest. Just live. Exist. Love God. There's nothing more to it anyway.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 2/8/2009 | Read more »
I was thinking about how I was staying up every other night studying Chinese instead of sleeping like I should have been doing, and this came to mind.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 2/8/2009 | Read more »
I wrote this for her and told her what I was doing so she would anticipate it. Then when I finished, every night for 4 nights I read 1 paragraph to her. Then on the 5th night I read her the entire poem. She's my princess and I'm her sailor.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 1/17/2009 | Read more »
A movie review of "10 Questions for the Dalai Lama."
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 1/15/2009 | Read more »
Opinion review on the movie "An Inconvenient Truth", a movie about global warming.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 1/15/2009 | Read more »
A movie review of "8 Mile".
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 1/15/2009 | Read more »
If tehy say nerds are teh way to go, tehy were wrong.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 12/7/2008 | Read more »
Poetry. Lost in a forest like a maze. Eh... this one's emo.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 7/22/2008 | Read more »
Poetry. Originally titled "Your Powers Reveal Everything", I changed the title to not seem so corny. This was a poem from my freshman year that I wrote about a girl I crushed on-Maureen. I know, the whole poem is corny... that makes it a good poem, right? ;-)
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 7/13/2008 | Read more »
So just how do referral programs for free gifts work? "The Collaboration of Completed Combining Credits™!!"
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 7/3/2008 | Read more »
So the song sounds emo... whoop-dee-doo! :P
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
A song from a long time ago for my ex-my first real girlfriend.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
You've read my nonsense poetry, right?! Well here's a nonsense story between my friend (Derrick Milliot) and me. It was a conversation we had on the calculator in math class. It's a new breed of story-telling!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
A poem about a friend who was stuck and depressed, from the outside looking in.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
A poem for my first real girlfriend after a time of my weakness.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
Poetry from the POV of someone being judged based on stereotypes. Find someone to trust.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/19/2008 | Read more »
Specifically geared towards Windows XP: Home Edition. When using a different OS, terms and functions may vary or may not work at all.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/17/2008 | Read more »
How to deal with one type of judgmental people.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/13/2008 | Read more »
A poetry looking at old age from an elders point of view, noticing the insensitive young ones waiting for them to pass. I can't stand the young people that I describe in this poem...from my P.O.V. every minute of life should be cherished.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/7/2008 | Read more »
Trying to figure it out. Don't ask me what I'm trying to figure out... I couldn't tell you. My best guess is that I'm mainly trying to figure out what I'm supposed to be trying to figure out.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/6/2008 | Read more »
The day I went free running and climbed Mickey D's. I was soon chased away.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/4/2008 | Read more »
25 ways on how to piss off a person who is racist against black people.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/4/2008 | Read more »
The last vacation we had with my dad before he died. 2001 in Florida.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/2/2008 | View here »
A story about the loss of a Free Runner and the rise of a new one.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/2/2008 | Read more »
A blissful straightedge song. Oddly enough, it's pop. My style? :-) All music is my style!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/1/2008 | Read more »
This was written the day after my eighteenth birthday (my b-day is 1-8-08). As of now I have mind to make it a screamo song. I may later change it into a rap.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/1/2008 | Read more »
This song is NOT a personal experience... it's just something that came to mind one night and I changed up a lot.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/1/2008 | Read more »
Rap is poetry with a beat.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 6/1/2008 | Read more »
A derivative from the Lambton Worm. Another piece from my Creative Writing class.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
20 reasons that blue collar life Is different from computer life. These things just started coming to me as I was writing my how-to guide on Damn Small Linux.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
(Yet) Another nonsensical poem... I love doing these!!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/28/2008 | Read more »
A modern day bragging poem. I should redo it and add more zing to it... We made these in my Creative Writing class first semester of my Seniour year.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/27/2008 | Read more »
A poem about Satan's evil.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/27/2008 | Read more »
A poem I wrote during Church one day when I was supposed to be paying attention to the sermon.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/27/2008 | Read more »
Are you looking for a place to watch the fireworks on the Fourth of July? If you're not busy...
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/26/2008 | Read more »
A poem... gotta break them free.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Why can't we ever truly describe that feeling that encompasses our minds?
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem I wrote when we were supposed to be building a life-sized trebuchet during AP Physics and I got bored. Yes, I got back to work when Joe said this. Lol!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
More nonsense poetry.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Written July 7, 2007 when I was in Kentucky on a mission's trip helping orphans.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem I wrote for my first real girlfriend.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Everyone's heard of fight songs. Well...
Fight poetry...
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Not really sure why I wrote this poem. Just felt like having fun!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A spur-of-the-moment poem I came up with for my friend Heather Stanley.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Entrancing poem.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem about the death of a good friend.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem based on my dad's poem "Death By The Blade".
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem I wrote to my first real girlfriend after I yelled at her.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Based on my dad's poem "Death By The Blade".
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Poem-The aura that surrounds...
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
A poem on a beautiful flower arrangement I saw in Kentucky.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/24/2008 | Read more »
Based on the story my grandpa Don told me of my deceased dad dropping out of high school.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/21/2008 | Read more »
The poem I made about my first kiss. It was awesome, Cassie Jones!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/20/2008 | Read more »
A sequel to "Winter" and "Autumn". I changed my mind on the poetry book.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/20/2008 | Read more »
Something I wrote when I was annoyed with someone. Instead of going off on them, I wrote this.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/20/2008 | Read more »
Personification of a beautiful redhead lady.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/20/2008 | Read more »
A poem I wrote one night when I felt like I was going mad.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/20/2008 | Read more »
Eight-year old Marie learns to chill out after being picked on by her Uncle Ronny. Thanks to Tony Slinger for the title!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/19/2008 | Read more »
A song that my three year old brother and I put together on the computer using Cakewalk Music Creator 4. I guided his hand as he clicked on the notes and showed him what music notes did certain things and where on the scale certain sounds were made. He was so proud of himself when we were finished and he listened to it!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/19/2008 | Listen here »
So many nonsensical poems...!!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/16/2008 | Read more »
How to Make Money Online, Part 4
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/15/2008 | Read more »
Make Money Online, Part 3
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/15/2008 | Read more »
Make Money Online, Part 1
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/15/2008 | Read more »
Make Money Online, Part 2
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/15/2008 | Read more »
The following story is 99% based on a true story that happened on May 12, 2008.
He actually wrote this on the day it happened.
They don't wear a sign when you meet them that says, "I'm psycho-don't associate with me!"
Get a load of... my psycho ex-girlfriend!!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 5/14/2008 | Read more »
A silly story featuring Poperah, a modern pope opera version of Oprah.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/28/2008 | Read more »
Nonsensical poetry... my favourite type!
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/28/2008 | Read more »
The poetry book will be available to buy at http://www.lulu.com/content/1936843.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/19/2008 | Read more »
The poetry book will be available to buy at http://www.lulu.com/content/1936843.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/19/2008 | Read more »
The poetry book will be available to buy at http://www.lulu.com/content/1936843.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/19/2008 | Read more »
The poetry book will be available to buy at http://www.lulu.com/content/1936843.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/19/2008 | Read more »
The poetry book will be available to buy at http://www.lulu.com/content/1936843.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/19/2008 | Read more »
A silly story can actually teach a lesson! Moral of the story: don't lose your temper and instead contemplate the issue at hand.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/18/2008 | Read more »
A silly story of a forgetful monkey.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/18/2008 | Read more »
A silly children's short story. Everyone knows of the little old lady who lived in a shoe, but almost no one knows of the shoe who woke up for the very first time. This is his story.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/18/2008 | Read more »
A silly news report about scientists who managed to freeze objects below absolute zero.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/18/2008 | Read more »
A silly science news reporting.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/18/2008 | Read more »
Opinion review on "Code of the Samurai".
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/17/2008 | Read more »
The opinion of a Christian Taoist on Tao Te Ching.
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 4/17/2008 | Read more »
The background music for my computer game "Scarlet Law".
By Steven Jacob Borthick | Published 3/18/2008 | Listen here »
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