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The standpoint of someone labeled "the asshole" of a group.

Glenn Beck is killing this country...not the faceless, nameless terrorists that he despises so much.

There are some things that you people do that just set me off. It is easier to pinpoint groups of people to hate, as opposed to individual actions, because I am an asshole, and I hate everyone.

In a vicious act of violence, the Trix Rabbit has murdered his commercial costars and devoured a bowl of coveted Trix cereal.

In some situations, you can get away with breaking up over the phone or email without being a complete asshole.

A band's drummer might not get much attention from the fans, but he fills us in on the ins and outs of gigs, women, and twirling the sticks.

When people drink they sometimes like to play drinking games. These games can be very fun but remember to be responsible and do not drink and drive. Now lets get on to the drinking games.

Pamela Smart and I have been in contact for almost 4 years now. Here is our story.

I thought I knew what I was in store for when I enrolled in law school in New Jersey. I didn't know a damn thing. Three years later, I still didn't.

A great read for fans of the music and times, providing a cautionary tale without feeling preachy.

because god would rather have you give the 1.50 you spent on that license plate holder to someone who needs it. Like me for instance

It was recently announced that a car sporting the cover of the Scientology bible,"Dianetics", will don the hood of a NASCAR vehicle.

Thousands if not millions of people walk in to a Starbucks on a daily basis, and although your interactions may not always be favorable you might want to take in to consideration what your Baristas day has been like. As in any job, SHIT HAPPENS.

For no good reason whatsoever, Oprah crashed two weddings in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

In this second installment of my Michael Moore lawsuit piece, I'd like to talk about the choices that we make and little thing called accountability

To no one's surprise, Roger Clemens inked a deal with the team he has played for the past two season; his hometown team, the Houston Astros.

Andy Roddick's appearance (if you can even call it that, it was more like a cameo) in this year's French Open, the first major event of 2006, was nothing more than despicable.

These men call themselves anchors (and at best, talk show hosts) but they're really just jerks; here are the five worst.

A fictional battle analysis of the Tomkat and Brangelina offspring; part II in a series.

You finally got her number. You can't wait to take her out and show her a good time. She is into you like a gambling addict is into Tony Soprano. What could possibly go wrong? How about indigestion? Heartburn? A stomach bubble?

Richelle Nice, a former juror who sentenced Scott Peterson to death, has struck up a correspondence with the convicted murderer.

Who would have thought Van Halen were sayseers.

While Arizona Senator John McCain has not officially declared his intention to run for President in 2008, the hearsay and rumors are in full swing.

Axel Rose vs. Tommy Hilfiger, Round 1.

This is a short novel for teens.

Only Pierzynski could turn getting humiliated into an excuse to offend another player's religious beliefs.

The story of a woman determined to do whatever it takes to give a valet his proper tip.

In what might be their most controversial season yet, the South Park creators have now taken on Oprah- which might just top the list of ridiculed celebrities this season. A list that contains President Bush, Family Guy and Jesus.

The former NBA star gets ready for a possible retrial.

This is my review of the current season of Real World on MTV.

You're out for a night on the town with your girlfriend. After a romantic dinner and soiree at a cozy european eatery, you decide to slip into the pub around the corner to grab her favorite red wine...

I have resisted commenting on the Duke Lacrosse scandal because, in reality, what's the point? It's a pretty disgusting mess, all things considered. But, er, here goes...

One gonzo journalist's look at technology he can barely grasp.

Soul singer Isaac Hayes has parted ways with the Comedy Central series South Park, citing the series' "inappropriate ridicule of religious communities."

Our American soldiers are the true heroes of our community. Thank you all for our freedom. Why are those Viet Nam veterans so quiet? Why do they have all that anger when the war has been over for forty years? Read it and truly weep.

Some more analysis of the Frey-Oprah feud from a different view point, the view point of an Oprah-hater.

A great look at the punk/new wave scene although some other portions of the talk show can be skipped past.

This article is about the contrasts in style of Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.

Drugs, sex, violence, psychological disorders... This is only the beginning of a truly distressing life story.

Nightmare.

In the film directed by Gus Van Sant, Good Will Hunting, the Boston dialect is emphasized, but not shone in a flattering light.

Beginnings of a short story about becoming a writer and such.

A psychoanalytic/marxist reading of selected scenes in Fight Club.

Clear incongruities exist between the message of the American Evangelist right-wing and the message of the Bible. Can these two groups be reconciled?

Sage Francis says he is "different, in a different way." Standing outside the stereotypical rappers, Francis, 27, raps about vegetarianism and relationships, war and politics.

Are the men you meet really jerks or are you inviting "jerkish" behavior? I am tired of hearing girls whine about how they were wronged by a guy when in fact they slept with him almost immediately, after he made it clear he didn't want a relationship.

In High Fidelity the skillful use of first person perspective and "distancing" allowed us (the audience) to be amused by the hinted difference of real events and the biased perspective given to us by the main character played by John Cusack.

Home schooling in Ohio is becoming more and more popular. Parents are deciding everyday to keep there kids at home and do home schooling through the internet.

Before being appointed UN ambassador, John Bolton earned a number of enemies, but just as many friends. Will he help or harm US foreign relations? I've got a suggestion that will assure that things end up favorably: Let me get a crack at him.

John Fogerty, the Knack and Alan Jackson are just some of the artists that you would find in the presidents 250 song iPod playlist, but I have 10 more suggestions.