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These days people have to be careful not farting when they go out to their favorite pubs or bars. I heard of this funny story on BBC news.

Are you in search of a gift with a farting good time? Let's face it, flatulence is funny. Check out these gift ideas that are a real gas.

The Middle Eastern conflicts have been raging for centuries, but maybe all we need to stop them are a few well-placed farting fat guys.

Employee behavior in the workplace

Imagine a 40 foot giant placing his butt crack down by your face and farting a cheese like rancid rotting gas in your face and mouth. This is exactly what a Bully fart smells like...

Weirdness is ... A head hot enough to cook French fries. Weirdness is ... Farting through a straw.

We all do it, but do you know what farting is all about? This article answers some common questions about passing gas.

You've created that flatulent sound yourself. But can you do the theme song to The Flintstones?

Calendar, t-shirts, books .... and the farting Bush doll!

Are you bloated, badly constipated and can't stop farting?

I think farts are the funniest thing in the world. I laugh every time I hear one; even if it's not mine. Farting causes laughter, it's a fact, I don't even need to look up statistics to prove that one...

The fetishistic tone of the film continually circles back toward its center, as though the sulfuric eruption of black powder and hot lead are its moral compass.

Whoopie Cushions have been around for years, and as a child I found this idiotic practical joke to be hilarious. I have seen them being used in comedy skits on TV, in actual movies, and so on.

Top ten list of the best vampire flicks!

Interactive Editorial: I want to hear your cab driver stories! This specific piece is about a friend who got charged for a Hate Crime, for supposedly assaulting a Haitian cab driver.

Have you ever noticed how angry or vapid most personal ads turn out to be. If we all liked the long walks on the beach as much as we claim, beaches would be really annoying places. Take a look at some common pitfalls to avoid when writing your online personal ads.

Having a pet psychic let you know what's on your beloved pets mind might sound like a great idea. But--if your pet has any information that it might blackmail you with if it could, you might wanna keep the pet communication on the down low.

If you're meeting your in-laws for the first time, you're probably nervous. Learn how to get over your jitters and make a great impression in just six steps.

Below are a few tips and explanations to help you make the informed choice when shopping 'green'.

After the date I thought I made it clear that I didn't want to see them again but most of them seem deaf because they wouldn't give up. They would still call me wanting to make a second date.

The lord of the rings: the two towers is a fantastic novel. The story takes place in the land of middle earth that is inhabited by mythical creatures including hobbits, elves, dwarf's orcs and men. Middle earth has seen a large share of war through its ancient history.

One fetish that was mentioned quite often was a latex fetish, I guess perhaps the men felt comfortable asking us this because it was posted on the profiles that we worked in the medical field

An article describing a first time mom's difficulties with breastfeeding and how I found another way to give breast milk to my baby.

Cell phones have become apart of almost every aspect of our lives. No matter how hard we try to cut the cord and distance ourselves from them, they are here to stay. Since, we can't escape them, then we might as well customize them.

There is nothing wrong with wanting to be seen as an attractive, vibrant, even sexy woman. However, many women stumble into sleazy territory when they make some common mistakes.

One writers thoughts on the nominations in several of the Emmy categories.

Many uneducated people will tell you that a Bull Terrier is a mean ferocious killing machine. Lots of these folks actually mistake this breed for being the American Pit Bull Terrier simply because it is called a Bull Terrier.

I'm not saying men are stupid, because a lot of my friends are men. But I will say that a lot of guys are blindfolded when it comes to a nice a$$ and a hot pair of jugs.

Continue to laugh as you go through the reminder of the happenings at the Down Down Hospital

Plenty of articles have been written on the subject. I wanted to take the time to break down the texting abbreviations and let you see what these text abbreviations actually mean to me.

A few simple tips on how to handle situations where you child says a big or inappropriate word.

My hopes were for the 4th film to help straighten things out again, hope is an easy thing to shatter. I present the review for: Pumpkinhead 4: Blood Feud.

I have always been fascinated by the Harriet Carter catalog. They have many funny inventions, worthless items and useful things all stuffed together in one book. Here is a list is some of the funny inventions I noticed this time.

My boyfriend knows how much I love Halloween, and every year he surprises me with a small little gift or Halloween knick knack. He does this because he knows I love Halloween more than my very own birthday.

A turning point in a young girl's life.

A horror story about a family relationship.

Sometimes having a baby isn't what its cracked up to be!

A woman's perspective on "man laws"

Items designed to please the screwy people in your life.

This is a sequal to the best things about having a boyfriend that highlights some of the annoying things our men do

A look into Janet Evanovich's newest release

When it comes to looking for a present for your boyfriend's birthday, we are spoilt for choice. From my own personal experience, I always try and narrow down my search by looking for interesting gifts which matches his interests, his hobbies and the occasion.

Despite its occurrence happening over a quarter of a century ago, the Fall of Saigon has had a drastic impact on the nation and has helped mold the impression of how today's American people reflect upon its country.

This is a comprehensive list of server-related terminology that I've learned over the years, defined in my own words. Be forewarned that I have shunned the objectivity of traditional dictionaries in favor of my own unique brand of cynicism.

Whenever company comes to visit, we put on a production I call, THE NORMAL FAMILY SHOW.

This is a philosophical take on the adult cartoon South Park

Here are two really good drinks to enjoy the name doesn't do them justice at all

Here are some suggestions of things to say when you want to resign from a company

This article examines the just-released Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Nintendo Wii. Characters are explored and hints given in choosing the right (or the best) character.

If you're trying to watch your figure, don't eat too much armadillo! These little mammals pack 780 calories in just one pound of meat, which is just one of the many amusing unknown facts.

A few years ago, Nokia was the prime leader in the mobile music market with its unique feature then of monophonic ringtones.

A brief article of my experiences on how to handle when a woman gives you the infamous question "Does this dress make me look fat?" Also includes several dating tips and ideas for better communication in a relationship.

Some suggestions for the new year

Other than Katie Holmes, no celebrity is in need of New Year's resolutions than Amy Winehouse.

Sometimes things are discarded for the ugliness wear and tear has given it. Abuse by the one who picked it, for simply always being there. Some do this to objects, others do it to hearts.

The recommendations cover coaching tips, dealing with parents, and helping players understand important concepts. 101 Tips for Youth Basketball Coaches can help your organization's leaders become better instructors.

A haiku about a little noticed household fixture

Dogs & Puppies versus babies & Children. A fight to the death! Yeah, well maybe not. The pro's and con's of owning a Puppy/Dog as against owning a baby/child.

Whether you are an actual abductee and have this nagging itch (kind of like the painful, burning itch of hemorrhoids) for them to make a return visit, or just wish to become an official abductee so you can get on Oprah and Larry King, you need to take this test.

Learn just what women want (and don't want) and discover how you can have the woman of your dreams. Become a Chick Magnet, by finding out what makes women happy

Links on the web to some of the strangest and interesting recent scientific discoveries around the world.

The best gifts I've personally received and tips on what to bring to one of these hilarious parties

It has been proved that Britney Spears not wearing her underwear does cause global warming!

Last night I was browsing through my list of shows that TIVO managed to pick up. For some reason TIVO thought I would like Crowned, so it decided to record it without my permission. I guess my magical TIVO device thought this would be a show I would like

Trying hard to feel the holiday spirit when my inner Grinch is screaming "no!"

A movie review of Tremors 3: Back to Perfection.

I was disappointed. I was hoping to laugh until it hurt, until pop and popcorn started spraying out of my nose.

A tongue-in-cheek look at the things men do that make women shake their heads and say "It's a man thing!"

I hate homophobia and homophobes. I was raised by Evangelical Christians in rural Virginia, but I had the opportunity to experience REALITY, and here are some observations.

A wide range of White Elephant Gift Ideas.

Everyone knows someone, whether family member or friend who is the comedian or jokester of the group. Someone who loves playing jokes and spreading a smile to everybody around them.

Whether it's in public transit or in line at a coffeeshop, Bluetooth users can be a nuisance and frustrating beyond end. Here are 7 ways to vent your frustration and let them know that talking out loud in public is unacceptable and down-right rude.

Searching for the perfect gift for someone who seems to have everything?

This article discusses different creative methods of filling your down time while at work. If you've ever been bored during job hours and needed something to do, then this is a must read.

Top sites where you can find holiday ecards to send to all your friends and family.

Forget about Hulk Hogan and The Undertaker, how about the likes of Papa Shango and Bastain Booger? I have listed my top 5 favorite WWE gimmicks. They may have been short-lived, but they were all fantastic.

The following list of stocking, for little kids, is filled with gifts that they will love, but cost very little.

Ideas for stocking stuffers that are gross, fun, educational, and so much more.

From fictional, to coffee table historical editions, to children's books, this list represents my eclectic style of reading.

It seems that nowadays all you have to do to become a celebrity is make an absolute ass out of yourself in public.

With the influx of New Year's resolution folks about to hit the gym for the first time ever or the first time in a long time, please take note as to proper gym etiquette, per my sug

The answer you've all been waiting for.

Thanks to my credit card miles, August was my travel month. Roaming Lisbon as well as cities throughout Andalusia proved to be something interesting. From drunken Sunday evening chats to nude 57-year olds on the beach, this journey was well worth it.

This is a review of Fable: The Lost Chapters. It discusses gameplay, graphics, sound, and the ESRB rating.

The movie Are We There Yet? is one that may make viewers say Is it Over Yet?The movie stars Ice Cube as Nick- a playa and Nia Long- as Suzanne.

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie has come to DVD after gathering dust in MGM's vault since 1987. One of two films based on a line of trading cards (see Mars Attacks! also), it brings to life the evil, deformed doppelgangers of the '80s Cabbage Patch Kids...

Marriage is not everyone's goal. Dating can be a good thing, if you know how to enjoy the single life.

I have valuable information for the perfect wedding day. I'm giving this information up freely since I just turned 40 and haven't had a date since Clinton was in office. It would just be wrong to keep it to my self. Here goes.

Reality media is going strong right now, but we can expect that as shock value becomes an impossibility due to the regulations of the FCC, reality media will become a thing of the past.

Whenever you get stuck in the creative process, look for non-traditional ways to help snap your mind back into focus. Here are some ideas that might help!

Discusses the rankings of wide recievers from all 32 NFL teams, and provides insight as to what round they should be drafted in, and in which order. Provides specific statistical information to support draft position.

All you need to know to become a contestant.

What do you get when you mix a wide expanse of the Canadian landscape, one rented minivan, a couple of young newlyweds, the bride's parents, her pissed off sister, her flatulent brother, near anaphylactic shock, and two dead grandmothers? Family vacation!

A list of rules and guidelines one week into Summer vacation, written by a mom with 9 year old twin boys and a 6 year old boy who apparently now believe that Mommy is "not the boss of them" when she still totally is!!!!!!

Rumor has it Sony is developing a television set that can emit odors as well as pictures.

We've all been subjected to them, the most awkward breaches of etiquette.

I love him, but sometimes I want to kill him. This is how I survive it.

Topping the list: a pregnant man (for real); advertising at its best; the greatest domino fall of gold coins; ...and more!

NBC is canceling popular shows left and right only to replace them with "hot new reality shows". Are these shows a breeding ground for idiocracy? Just what will this hot new reality show be? How will it be "new?"

This article explores the new webpage called "pageflakes", where one can organize a homepage and stock it with all of the info he or she would want to know on a day to day basis.