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TV's best one-liners come from a variety of sources, but they all leave an impression and are often adopted as part of the common American vernacular. Here is a list of ten of the best TV one-liners.
By Adam Hughes | Published 5/11/2009 | Read more »
From the "Beverly Hillbillies" to "The Apprentice," we have all picked up a few one liners. Here is my list for the ten most memorable one liners in television history.
By Vanessa Rochea | Published 5/13/2009 | Read more »
Television one liners and quotes of the 1990 and present. Bringing back memories one quote at a time.
By Jannie Miller | Published 5/12/2009 | Read more »
A list of some of the funniest sections of dialogue from the comedy series Frasier.
By Mary Ann Evans | Published 5/11/2009 | Read more »
Sarah Palin had her moment in the spotlight to shine. Did she? Or did she sound alot like another MAVERICK-George Bush?
By Rose Richmond | Published 9/4/2008 | Read more »
Do you need to give a best man's speech at a wedding soon? Then read this article and find out some ideas you can use. Also, find out some "do's" and "don'ts" in preparing the speech.
By Kassidy Emmerson | Published 4/17/2006 | Read more »
An opinion piece on the top quotes from everyone's favorite actor-turned-governor.
By Brennan McKinney | Published 2/20/2008 | Read more »
Humor plays a big part in the lives of millions of people and now you can get it free online or to your inbox.
By Emma S. | Published 12/14/2005 | Read more »
The best quips and comments made by Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) during the third season of House M.D.
By Darcy Andries | Published 6/19/2007 | Read more »
Sanford and Son may be one of the funniest sitcoms ever. Based off the United Kingdom sitcom Steptoe and Son, the show was one of the most popular ones during the 1970s and rightfully remains adored by TV fans today.
By Dwayne C. Nelson | Published 3/22/2009 | Read more »
Gather the family around the front room. Warm up that vintage Crosley "Harko" radio. Everybody's favorite science fiction program, X Minus One, is about to begin.
By JMR | Published 2/16/2007 | Read more »
Are you getting married soon? If so, then you might have to prepare a speech for the reception. Find out some pointers on items you can use to jazz up your speech and make it memorable by reading this article today!
By Kassidy Emmerson | Published 4/17/2006 | Read more »
The best quips and comments made by Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) during the second season of House M.D.
By Darcy Andries | Published 6/19/2007 | Read more »
The best quips and comments made by Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) during the first season of House M.D.
By Darcy Andries | Published 6/19/2007 | Read more »
Estelle Reiner, wife of comedic great Carl Reiner and mother to actor/ director Rob Reiner, died several days ago on October 25. She was 94. She is most famous for delivering one of the most famous one-liners in cinematic history.
By saul relative | Published 10/30/2008 | Read more »
Having lived to see about 25% of this country's Presidents, I can and will recall a brief list of words, one-liners and oversimplifications about each one. This parallels the political process and politicians in general. What will YOU recall about them?
By David A. Reinstein, LCSW | Published 1/15/2008 | Read more »
Quick! Pull out your pen and paper to write that last minute love letter! Here are some tips to help.
By winslowgirl | Published 2/19/2009 | Read more »
Fans of the hit NBC show "The Office" are used to hearing people say that the British version is much better. But is it?
By Michael Lutz | Published 6/5/2007 | Read more »
I was eighteen years old when I suffered the horrific ordeal associated with rape. I can't explain how deeply I was scarred, after being forced into sharing myself with someone I had absolutely no feelings for.
By Demetria M. Keys | Published 1/31/2006 | Read more »
This is a movie review of Rush Hour 3; I was privileged to see a preview showing of it at my local theater.
By wassup471 | Published 8/19/2007 | Read more »
Many people who have uncomfortable dentures may be thinking about ditching their hard liners in favor of the soft variety. However, soft denture liners have a few disadvantages when compared to hard plastic liners. This article will...
By D Swain | Published 10/1/2007 | Read more »
The concept here is to deny carrier insurance to ocean liners unless they travel in pairs for a safer voyage. That way, if one ship reaches the point of evacuating to life boats, there will be a guaranteed second ship nearby to rescue everyone.
By Edna Robertson | Published 10/6/2005 | Read more »
Don't be a sucker for men's one liners. Before you heart flutters, think again. Read on
By clavier (athena goodlight) | Published 10/15/2008 | Read more »
This article weighs the REAL PROS and CONS of using Corn Starch-based Trash Can liners Vs. Plastic Trash Can Liners
By B. Nolan | Published 9/11/2008 | Read more »
Speed Racer is a fantastical, whirling, spinning, psychedelic abomination with almost no plot, horrific sets and one-liners that would be rejected by Laffy Taffy.
By LaRae Meadows | Published 5/9/2008 | Read more »
Wisdom is said to have been captured in smart one-liners. Simple is not always right and the relevance of wisdom must be filtered through the lens of individual experience.
By David A. Reinstein, LCSW | Published 5/12/2008 | Read more »
Mark Twain was a master of the humorous anecdote and the king of one-liners. Here are a few of his best.
By Derek Golden | Published 10/1/2008 | Read more »
Barack Obama to Close Gunatanamo within one year. What next?
By Kofi Bofah | Published 1/24/2009 | Read more »
Do you now a new mother who plans on cloth diapering? Or maybe you know an expectant mother who is considering cloth diapering but doesn't know where to start. Instead of a typical baby shower gift, put together a cloth diapering sampler gift basket.
By Lucy John | Published 4/22/2008 | Read more »
Spaceballs is full of puns, one-liners and side splitting special effects. This is a Mel Brooks classic.
By k. ferguson | Published 3/12/2009 | Read more »
As an 80's movie buff there is no higher movie for me. War, dynamic characters, action, comedy, one-liners and drama. Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket as it all.
By Dante Scott | Published 2/21/2009 | Read more »
Freelance writers who have skills creating one-liners can get frequent writing jobs in the movie business. This will allow writers to make decent money coming up with great hooks for feature films.
By Ms. Nicole A. | Published 1/28/2009 | Read more »
24 finally returns to action on Sunday night. But Jack Bauer, as usual, will have some help from super-analyist Chloe O'Brian. Mary Lynn Rajskub also returns to deliver Chloe's technical jargon and snarky one-liners.
By Robert Dougherty | Published 1/9/2009 | Read more »
This is a review of a book of old Western sayings.
By M. Eileen Burston | Published 8/2/2008 | Read more »
Yeah, yeah, I've heard the Johnny Cash song, and I've heard the one-liners and lame puns. But has anyone else actually shot a man in Reno just to watch him die? I think not.
By Phil Dotree | Published 8/7/2007 | Read more »
If your tub looks worn out, you have three options. You can have it replaced, refinished, or install a liner. Bathtub liners have a few disadvantages when compared to the other options. This article will...
By D Swain | Published 9/27/2007 | Read more »
"They Live" is on the surface, a action packed B-movie with good guys defeating the bad guys, but it is really one of the most politically subversive movies that has ever been made.
By Ben Kenber | Published 7/29/2007 | Read more »
The following information provides detailed descriptions and information regarding different types of pickup truck bed liners. This information will help you make a well-informed decision before buying a liner to protect your pickup truck.
By Crystal Ray | Published 6/26/2006 | Read more »
80's action movies, for the most part, contained no reasonable amount of coherency. Sure, there's exceptions, but this was the era of explosions, big hair, invincible heros and one-liners.
By Sheloman Byrd | Published 5/16/2005 | Read more »
If you wear hard plastic liners in your dentures, chances are you may be looking for something better. Soft denture liners have numerous advantages when compared to the hard variety. This article will...
By D Swain | Published 10/1/2007 | Read more »
Bathtub liners are a great alternative to replacing or refinishing your bathtub. The liners are simply placed over the tub and then glued down. Liners have a few advantages when compared to your other options. This article will...
By D Swain | Published 9/27/2007 | Read more »
I had a lot of fun watching the movie because it was funny and fresh. It had great one liners and it had pleasant points of view. It has lines that can and do tug at the heart and tickle the brain.
By J_Jammer | Published 11/20/2007 | Read more »
Chimney liners are necessary to protect your home from the generated heat. There are three main types of liners. They include clay, metal, and concrete liners. Each one has it's own advantages and disadvantages. This article will...
By D Swain | Published 10/9/2007 | Read more »
The Playtex Premium Nursers and Drop-Ins Disposable Liners are a convenient way to bottlefeed an infant. Playtex has also recently introduced an expandable 8-10 oz. liner that is reviewed.
By Oregon Annie | Published 11/21/2007 | Read more »
This year has been a big one at the box office, of course by big I mean lots of sequels. Well, I've tried here to tell you what to go netflix, if you missed it, or just to help you look back fondly on the year that was if you have.
By Patricia Neumann | Published 12/7/2007 | Read more »
A detailed article on what to consider when placing a loved one in a nursing home.
By sashveni | Published 10/15/2007 | Read more »
The late-night host talent pool has arguably been exhausted since Conan O'Brien (and probably Craig Ferguson) managed to carve their own niches successfully. That's why Jimmy Fallon taking over "Late Night" is back to TV history repeating (or failing) itself...
By Greg Brian (Gregoriancant) | Published 5/19/2008 | Read more »
This sequel recently played at the New Beverly Cinema as part of Diablo Cody's "Mondo Diablo" film festival, and this gave me my first chance to see it on the big screen.
By Ben Kenber | Published 7/27/2008 | Read more »
One of the most unique elements of yesterday's earthquake in California was how The Judge Judy Show wound up filming the earthquake as it happened during their taping.
By Robert Dougherty | Published 7/30/2008 | Read more »
So, lets get right down to it; these are my favorite movie quotes from the most frustratingly amazing movie ever, in no particular order, except for the last one, which I'll go ahead and say, is my favorite.
By Phedre de Feuillide | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
I am one of a select group of people impervious to Ledger's assumed Oscar for his Dark Knight performance.
By PinchPoke | Published 8/12/2008 | Read more »
A watched the sequel to one of my favorite movies and here's the review!
By Wes Laurie | Published 7/29/2008 | Read more »
Snap-EZ ™ All in One's are the answer to anyone's prayers when looking for a trim fitting high quality AIO diaper! They hold up to even the heaviest of wetters when used along with the Simple Soaker.
By Kari Smith | Published 11/14/2007 | Read more »
Comedian-turned-author Bob Smith remembers being both excited and scared when he first ventured off on a boat into the frigid, always-lit wilderness located in the outskirts of one of Alaska's few gay-friendly outposts, Anchorage.
By Loaded Gun | Published 8/9/2008 | Read more »
Each B-Movie Round-Up features mini-reviews of two films that no one in their right mind would admit to owning. I seek out the most obscure b-movies I can get my bloodied claws on and dissect them for your reading (dis)pleasure.
By Dom Coccaro | Published 11/8/2007 | Read more »
This is a review of 3 of my Con-Tact Brand products. I like some and don't like some for a variety of reasons.
By jobythebay | Published 11/10/2007 | Read more »
One of the top shows currently on television gets reviewed by me.
By Brad Parker | Published 12/12/2007 | Read more »
In recent Church history, one of the most greatly used individuals was the late Vance Havner. The testimony to his influence is still seen in the quoting of Dr. Havner by Christian writers and speakers everywhere.
By Kim Linton | Published 12/18/2007 | Read more »
Like all things that children do, telling jokes is part of their internal lesson plan for learning about themselves, others and life in general. Moreover, it doesn't seem to have changed much from one generation to the next.
By David A. Reinstein, LCSW | Published 1/23/2008 | Read more »
Some jobs are very difficult and some are so easy as to be laughable. This is one of the latter.
By David A. Reinstein, LCSW | Published 1/8/2008 | Read more »
In this selection, I choose quotes that are helpful to know in specific situations one might encounter on a night out.
By Jeffrey Dean | Published 2/10/2008 | Read more »
A flushable diaper? Absolutely!
By Christine Campbell | Published 1/4/2009 | Read more »
One thing I have noticed through the years is that people who hide behind pseudonyms or pen names and generic avatars seem to loose inhibitions regarding social behavior.
By Kathryn E. Darden | Published 3/20/2009 | Read more »
A review of one of the best robot movies from the 1980's, Short Circuit.
By Brytt | Published 3/18/2009 | Read more »
A man finds himself locked in a room with a television that has only one channel and plays only one show over and over again; Three's Company. When the show's end credits roll, the very same episode begins again. Call it comedic hell if you will.
By Sean Mitchell | Published 4/8/2009 | Read more »
Think of the most self-obsessed person you know, now multiply that by one hundred trillion, and that's what the girl in this poem is like. Rough, I know.
By Jessica Schwarz | Published 4/29/2009 | Read more »
After 50 years in acting, Lee Patterson passed away in February. His death was just announced on October 22.
By KF Raizor | Published 10/24/2007 | Read more »
Television is full of mindlessness but occasionally a series comes along that challenges us to think. It can also captivate our imaginations and believe that one day we will all get along.
By Gery L. Deer | Published 5/1/2009 | Read more »
Falling in love with the wrong person. Surviving a broken heart in a one sided relationship.
By Francesca Earl | Published 2/20/2009 | Read more »
Rachel Maddow wants to be the next Jon Stewart. She's not succeeding. "The Rachel Maddow Show" is a laugh fest to be sure, but Maddow is the only one giggling.
By Will Stape | Published 1/28/2009 | Read more »
Despite all the raves about social networking, we've become disconnected from one another. Local social networking attempts to reconnect people.
By Alyssa Vita | Published 10/28/2008 | Read more »
Remeber the old saying an apple a day helps keep the doctor away?
By Jessica Scofield | Published 9/24/2008 | Read more »
Sarah Afshar allows you to discover only the best top 5 gel liner products on the beauty market today.
By Sarah Afshar | Published 11/13/2008 | Read more »
This is a list of the top 5 liquid eye liner products, brought to you by Sarah Afshar.
By Sarah Afshar | Published 11/13/2008 | Read more »
Ratchet and Clank Future is a fun action game but adds nothing new to the platformer. Fans should enjoy it but will forget this one soon enough.
By Veng Xiong | Published 1/21/2009 | Read more »
Justice must be done to protect one of the funniest men (and some of the funniest films) of our time. Someone has it out for Chris Farley at my cable company.
By Jon Lindley | Published 1/13/2009 | Read more »
Borscht part of the culinary heritage of Russia and Poland made its way into the United States by Jewish immigrants, where the soup is one of the staple dishes of Jewish cuisine.
By Norman A. Rubin | Published 9/8/2008 | Read more »
Each B-Movie Round-Up features mini-reviews of two films that no one in their right mind would admit to owning. I seek out the most obscure b-movies I can get my bloodied claws on and dissect them for your reading (dis)pleasure.
By Dom Coccaro | Published 4/22/2007 | Read more »
In the fall, one instinctively flips to either baseball playoffs or some form of football; golf is a distant memory. But it doesn't have to be that way. If my suggestions are followed, I can guarantee better ratings until the PGA Tour kicks off in January.
By Matt Nimerosky | Published 12/12/2006 | Read more »
Not surprisingly, research also confirms that the closer we are to someone, the more likely it is that the lies we tell them will be altruistic ones. In other words, maybe it's true that "you always hurt the one you love"
By Gary Picariello | Published 12/14/2006 | Read more »
People who wait in line for days to purchase new video games, such as the Sony PS3, often end up working for minimum wage or less. Some don't even come up with a new system, and many acts of violence have occured in these lines. Don't bother being a liner
By Matthew Paulson | Published 11/28/2006 | Read more »
Valentine's day is right around the corner. Why not make something instead of buying something this year.
By Brandi thornsberry | Published 1/8/2007 | Read more »
Borscht part of the culinary heritage of Russia and Poland made its way into the United States by Jewish immigrants, where the soup is one of the staple dishes of Jewish cuisine.
By Norman A. Rubin | Published 3/20/2007 | Read more »
While "Studio 60" is certainly no "West Wing", it does have one thing going for it - some incredibly compelling characters. In that spirit, let's count down the five most compelling characters in Aaron Sorkin's new primetime drama.
By Chris Capps | Published 3/20/2007 | Read more »
One of the best action and science fiction experiences to come this way in aeons.
By Lee Alon | Published 8/31/2006 | Read more »
In Spider-Man: Friend or Foe you can not only take on the world as the wacky web-slinger but as one of his enemies as well!
By Brad F. | Published 10/25/2007 | Read more »
Sotogrande is one of the largest golf complexes in Europe, with five courses on 2000 hectares. "Andalusia's answer to Augusta," Valderrama hosts events like the Volvo Masters, the Ryder Cup and the World Golf Championships to earn a legendary reputation.
By Os Davis | Published 4/19/2006 | Read more »
Pierce Brosnan has been in four James Bond movies, and was asked to act in a fifth one. It was all gravy until one day he decided he wasn't going to do it.
By Jason Freeden | Published 8/30/2005 | Read more »
This is a guide on how to approach one of nature's greatest challenges: asking a woman out. Yes, there are many curious notions on how to successfully achieve this seemingly simple task.
By Mark Maier | Published 7/11/2006 | Read more »
They told her rituals were one way of dealing with loss.
By Terri Rimmer | Published 7/8/2006 | Read more »
Even though the daters on the show maybe be fed lines, they make the show pretty enjoyable.
By L. Jacob Carlyle | Published 7/19/2006 | Read more »
Casey Stengel played 14 seasons in the big leagues, but it was as a manager, first with the Yankees and then the Mets, that he became one of baseball's most beloved figures.
By Prinalgin | Published 7/20/2006 | Read more »
There are some drawbacks, but overall Kushies are a great basic AIO cloth diaper that I would recommend.
By Heather B. | Published 4/12/2007 | Read more »
Two big stars in one big movie. The math works but the end result doesn't seem to work at all. Extremely overrated and overdone, Mr. & Mrs. Smith is definitely one of those movies that you keep on your list - but only as a rainy day movie.
By Jessica Elliott | Published 8/7/2006 | Read more »
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