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RETARDED DEAD  

Interview with Jon Knight, Director / Producer / Actor of Low-Budget Horror Film, Retarded Dead

Patrick Benedict shares his stories of The Retarded Dead...

Interview with the star of the online short film.

My review of Troma's latest movie, Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.

review of night of the living dead,

What can we possibly do to cheat Death and relinquish our souls? Find out in this exciting article!

Some people are born pet owners, some people achieve pet ownership, and some people have pets ownership thrust upon them.

Well, they finally did it. Isaiah Thomas and company have finally killed my basketball spirit.

Each B-Movie Round-Up features mini-reviews of two films that no one in their right mind would admit to owning. I seek out the most obscure b-movies I can get my bloodied claws on and dissect them for your reading (dis)pleasure.

Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their million dollar mansion Monday, the 25th of June. WWE dedicated a three hour special to Chris, in place of their normally scheduled show.

On Thursday, the man who wrote the "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" song was reported dead until he started calling the press. Read this and learn how to properly choose a lie to impress women.

Myspace is dead to me. No longer do its benefits outweigh its faults, and I have simply had enough.

Flush in the flaccid aftermath of our retarded President's lone veto comes the announcement of an OTC Plan B. No, that's not the wartime codename of a Marine slaughter cover-up, but rather the development of an over the counter, morning after pill.

This is an excerpt from the novel Quetzal in the Mist, which is a diary written by a woman in an insane asylum as she reflects upon her ancestors' muddled history.

If you have a love of the paranormal or are interested in ghosts then you need to know about this place in St. Louis. Voted consistently as one of the most haunted places in the country, here's the Lemp Mansion.

The author finally responds to his harshest critics, part one of two.

A horrible trend was started with the Iraq War: the embedded reporter phenomenon. I hate these smug, jerk-off, faux-journalistic, manure-news jockeys.

Cohen starts by asking the question why some things are considered more "newsworthy" than others. Newsworthiness is a philosophical principal defined by Joshua Halberstam as the report of current events meeting specific criteria

On the year MTV celebrates their 25th Anniversary, they put together a stinker of a show that draws half the viewership they had just two years ago

Like most of Prince George's County, Hyattsville is only beginning to notice its own "gorgeousness." Visit now, while it's still a bargain hunter's happy hunting ground.

Here's what Dear Abby should have told them!

This is an unfinished story of a girl that loses her virginity.

She could hear Susan's voice in her head - "Karma, karma, karma."

A brief essay on the extraordinary badness of Forrest Gump.

Gears of Wars if finally out on the XBox 360, but is it a well oiled machine, or are these gears a little rusty?

A logical approach to analyzing the Iraq situation (with added emotion)

"'Morning Fender, you feel the desperate need to kill things so early?'
'If you don't watch out Mardij, it'll be you and that flying midget.'"

Lester Burnham, aged forty-two years, underage love fascination named Angela Hayes. Humbert Humber, estimated age forty-five years, underage love fixation named Dolores Haze.

Cerebral palsy is a disability that one is born with, a disability limiting motion. . Cerebral palsy is caused by lack of oxygen to the brain, one side is affected which in turn affects the opposite side of the body, it is a psycho-somatic disability.

the Wayans brothers star in a hilarious film

Part of a longer research project that included a diverse collection of young people who are thinking about and making music today.

A look into the of one of America's most famous outlaws, Jesse James, a Missouri native who died at the hands of one of his own gang.

The myths of mental illness, that mentally ill people are unkempt, unpredictable, violent and dangerous, the results of these myths, the stigma and how we can take a step toward a new attitude.

CARQUEST, Larry Parker, Special Olympics, Kona Cops, Witchita Kansas Police Department, special needs athletes, Law Enforcement Torch Run, Special Olympics Fundraising, coaches code of conduct, athletes code of conduct, summer olympics, winter olympics

Our children are getting the wrong ideas about what is decent and good from music, TV and movies.

Quotes from Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury" and interpretations of the literature.

Who'd want to invade a planet producing movies like this?

Reveiw of the re-make of The Omen, a great example why remakes shouldnt be allowed. Depended way to much on their marketing scheme of releasing the film on 6/6/06.

The death penalty is unjustified for juveniles. Since juveniles do not have the same rights and priviledges as adults, the consequences for their actions should differ as well.

the acts of Kim Bauer when she is in trouble and Jack Baur in Season 2 of "24"

Quotes and interpretations based on the text of Faulkner's As I Lay Dying

No matter how you feel about an abortion, the fact remains that death is imminent when an abortion is performed.