FUNNY QUOTES
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If you really love a movie, a quote or two may stick in your head. Here are some of the most useful movie quotes for real life.
By Jeff D Gorman | Published 4/8/2007 | Read more »
I have chosen ten quotes from some of my favorite movies. I have used several of these quotes, especially in dealing with my family, work and just life in general.
By typingnut | Published 3/14/2008 | Read more »
Don't give that same dull boring graduation speech spice it up with a few humorous quotes! Here are ten.
By Marion Head | Published 5/11/2008 | Read more »
It's hard to say why a particular quote might remain in your mind for a period of time. Maybe a certain movie quote just pops up for no obvious reason. It doesn't matter what the quote is, it is simply a matter of why they are memorable.
By Faith Eversole | Published 3/10/2008 | Read more »
Funny stuff. 9 to 5 remains one of my favorite movies because of the quick wit and sarcasm. The movie is rife with it and some of the quotes have clung to my brain for over 20 years!
By Wendy Dawn | Published 3/9/2008 | Read more »
My Top Ten Movie Quotes and What They Mean to Me
By Corinne Hall | Published 3/5/2008 | Read more »
Everybody has their favorite movie quotes -- funny ones, memorable ones, meaningful ones. Here are my favorites.
By Kelly Russ | Published 3/10/2008 | Read more »
When I began to mull over what my favorite movie quotes were, I began to realize that they are all from the same movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
By Greg Johnson | Published 3/5/2008 | Read more »
A nostalgic look at some memorable movie quotes that have made a lastic impact on the lives of many.
By Ryan Dube | Published 3/8/2008 | Read more »
The following are 11 (I couldn't narrow it down to 10) of my favorite movie quotes. I chose them based on a moral message or lesson behind each. They are listed in no particular order. Enjoy them and my interpretations.
By John Gugie | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
People go to the movies to escape reality. Judy Garland and Billy Crystal gave great movie quotes.
By Rachel Heller | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
These are 10 movie quotes that I hope to never hear again.
By Lee Andrew Henderson | Published 4/8/2009 | Read more »
My favorite movie quotes are either from my favorite films or judged based on their individual merit and originality.
By Matthew Schramer | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
More great quotes and their meanings, for use in everyday conversation.
By A.J. McDaniel | Published 3/19/2008 | Read more »
Solid and sure, from all sources of media, there are quotes that will continue to live on long after their original purveyors in both fame and infamy.
By Cameron Corniuk | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
This is a short list of my favorite quotes from romance movies and my explanation for why they are all so wonderful.
By Darth Heather | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
This article gives my 10 favorite quotes from the movie and explains why
By Cheryl Williams | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
Oprah likes to refer to "lightbulb moments" or "a-ha moments" on her show. These quotes are words of wisdom from Oprah herself that just might begin to spark a lightbulb moment or two in your own mind.
By Jennifer Drake | Published 4/9/2007 | Read more »
A list of my top 10 favorite movie lines.
By Jolaine Scott | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
It usually doesn't take someone long to answer when they are asked, "Hey, what's your favorite movie quote?" But if you are asked why you love it, or what it means to you, sometimes you are completely stumped.
By Krishna Panday | Published 3/12/2008 | Read more »
When making this list, I wanted to make sure to include older and newer films, comedic and dramatic. But more importantly, each and every one of these movie lines has made a personal impact in how I look at life day-to-day.
By Mario Moreno | Published 3/7/2008 | Read more »
A list of ten movie quotes from various movies and personal meaning behind them.
By Queen Jane | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
Movie quotes from Jaws, Walk the Line, Apollo 13, Apocolypse Now, Cool Hand Luke, Liar Liar, Blues Brothers, Addams Family Values, Scarface, and Star Wars
By Bob Blanchard | Published 3/8/2008 | Read more »
I love movies, and I like to think of myself as somewhat of a movie connoisseur. I own hundreds of them, and my collection is growing all the time
By Lisa Lafaye | Published 3/12/2008 | Read more »
Ah, movies. For decades, they have been an influential medium in many aspects of our lives. We are entertained by them. We use them as a social outlet. They have affected the way we think, our emotions, our culture.
By Rose Shababy | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
2007 was, it must be admitted, the best year for movies in quite some time. Certainly the best this decade. And while other quotes may be more famous, these movies quotes have a lasting resonance. Except for the last one, which is just funny.
By Timothy Sexton | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
Movies not only entertain us they can fill our lives with joy, sorrow and hope. The perfect or not so perfect lives of the characters can inspire us to do better and sometimes to do worse. We love them, we hate them we dress like them and we quote them.
By Anne Irving | Published 3/12/2008 | Read more »
Sometimes movies will hide little gems of wisdom within their screenplays. It's amazing what kinds of insight one can gain just from watching films. Here are a few of my favorites from 2005...
By Ayanna G. | Published 3/10/2008 | Read more »
Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither. (Interview with the Vampire)
By Catherine Neal | Published 12/18/2006 | Read more »
In this article, I will be discussing with readers just a few quotes from all sorts of films - some epic, some simple, but all definitive.
By Xelestial | Published 3/12/2008 | Read more »
A look at some of my favorite quotes from various movies
By David Finniss | Published 3/10/2008 | Read more »
Do you need a quotation for a speech or scrapbooking project or for an engraved gift? Here are several websites that offer great quotes on a wide variety of subjects by many authors.
By Abigail Beal | Published 7/24/2006 | Read more »
Never know quite what to say? Have no rhyme or time? Read my favorite love quotes and use them to help bring out the poet in you.
By Lisa Carey | Published 2/4/2009 | Read more »
Dolly Parton is one of the most quotable women in show business. Here are 14 fabulous Dolly quotes.
By Lila E. Stevens | Published 5/13/2007 | Read more »
Before you buy that expensive Mother's Day card with a serious tone, consider making one at home, using one or more of these hilarious quotes.
By Tracy Pawlukovich | Published 3/23/2009 | Read more »
Go ahead make my day.
By Bandit | Published 3/7/2008 | Read more »
Best ever funny or inspirational graduation quotes great for commencement speeches, toasts at your party, or to include in your graduation invitations.
By Lisa Carey | Published 5/6/2008 | Read more »
Men. Women. You've got to belong to one group or the other and you probably have a few opinions on each on them! You'll certainly find something in this collection that you identify with. Here are some of the best quotes about men and women...
By Susan300 | Published 4/27/2007 | Read more »
Whether you have a great sense of humor, or you need a little help with yours, these quotes on humor should give you a few giggles. Here are 26 great quotes about humor...
By Susan300 | Published 5/18/2007 | Read more »
Britney Spears; we talk about her, but have you listened to what she says? She's really had a lot of memorable lines. Here are some great quotes from Britney Spears...
By Susan300 | Published 5/2/2007 | Read more »
Man's best friend? Some people think so. Dogs are one of the most common domestic pets in America and most people hold an opinion (of some kind or another) about them. Her are some of the best Quotes about dogs...
By Susan300 | Published 4/30/2007 | Read more »
Love quotes for every situtation.
By Ambriel Maji | Published 4/12/2007 | Read more »
Old School is a very quotable movie. Here are some quotes that help explain the story and characters, such as they are.
By Abe | Published 4/4/2007 | Read more »
Golf is a game that seems to draw an emotional reaction from everyone. Love it or hate it you probably understand it well enought to enjoy these great golf quotes.
By Lima | Published 4/7/2007 | Read more »
Homer Simpson offers surprisingly incisive advice among his many trenchant quotes.
By Timothy Sexton | Published 4/3/2007 | Read more »
10 graduation quotes that are more humorous or funny in nature, including Zach Morris and Erma Bombeck.
By Jennifer Eblin | Published 5/13/2008 | Read more »
In addition to being historic leaders and role models, our former presidents were (apparently) also comedians.
By ekenieb nonnahs (read backwards) | Published 9/15/2008 | Read more »
The recent Internet Movie Database poll of the best movie quotes of the decade points once again to how lacking in creativity the film industry sunk.
By Timothy Sexton | Published 8/11/2006 | Read more »
These movie quotes explore the topic of love and relationships
By Sharie C | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
Yogi Berra became so famous for his funny quotes they even earned there own name of Yogi-isms. Here are some of his most famous and funniest.
By Janeen Elite | Published 3/10/2009 | Read more »
This is a list of the greatest quotes in mafia/crime movie history.This was all in an attempt to create a list that would spark conversation, discussion and voice my opinion as the webmaster of the mafia/crime movie website http://www.contractflicks.com
By Jonathan Drewes | Published 11/6/2008 | Read more »
A list of the best, funniest, or most ironic quotes for graduation
By Vanessa Molden | Published 5/7/2008 | Read more »
Funny kid quotes! A few of my four-year-old son's funny quotes.
By Shannon Cotton | Published 2/6/2009 | Read more »
Many funny quotes from Space Ghost Coast To Coast
By Ness | Published 1/5/2009 | Read more »
Are you a whiz at creating funny sayings? Why not make money from them.
By Kristie Leong M.D. | Published 3/4/2008 | Read more »
Movies are one of the main sources that help to bind us together as a culture. Great quotes from old movies still are used to make a point and a connection in our society today.
By Lima | Published 4/3/2007 | Read more »
If you are making holiday, birthday, or any type of greeting cards you can find those special all occasion quotes right here. You also can add these all occasion quotes to research papers, or presentations if you need the perfect quote they are here.
By Amy Browne | Published 4/6/2008 | Read more »
Here are the ten best quotes of Ellen DeGeneres that I've heard yet!
By Kassidy Emmerson | Published 6/19/2007 | Read more »
Graduation ceremonies are historically dull, if not painful. Some though feature a speaker who makes the event fun and enjoyable. Here are the to ten funniest graduation quotes.
By Dan Ramsden | Published 5/12/2008 | Read more »
During the lengthy commencement ceremonies, a touch of comic relief can grab the audience's attention.
By Jennifer Martens | Published 5/6/2008 | Read more »
American Idol judges provide as much entertainment as the contestants.
By Kari Livingston | Published 4/9/2007 | Read more »
Whether you approve or disapprove of President George W. Bush, I think we can all agree that he has given us some funny quotes to enjoy throughout his presidency. This is a list of my favorite "Bushisms."
By Shannon Cotton | Published 11/9/2008 | Read more »
The following ten quotes are a mixture of comments on education and its commencement. Not always funny in the conventional sense, but these quotes should be admired, if nothing more than most of these people talking didn't receive a formal education.
By Zane Ewton | Published 5/8/2008 | Read more »
Television one liners and quotes of the 1990 and present. Bringing back memories one quote at a time.
By Jannie Miller | Published 5/12/2009 | Read more »
Some of the most memorable quotes of 2008
By Aida Ekberg | Published 12/15/2008 | Read more »
Quotes ideal to include in or on a Christmas card this year!
By Leahbabez | Published 11/18/2008 | Read more »
A creative list of sayings, page titles and quotes to use on your scrapbook pages or handmade greeting cards.
By mjmeeker | Published 12/23/2008 | Read more »
Some quotes from well known writers that I find exceedingly humerous
By Georgia Stewart | Published 6/21/2008 | Read more »
Even though Roy A. Barnes voted for Barack Obama, he found some not so great quotes by him that shows that the President-elect is imperfect just like everybody else when it comes to speaking.
By Roy Barnes | Published 11/16/2008 | Read more »
Quotes and love poems can inspire and quotes and love poems are to be admired, and that can be a quote in itself.
By Chad DeBolt | Published 4/7/2009 | Read more »
Everyone has a favorite holiday film. Mine just happens to be one riddled with dysfunctional family members and catastrophes galore. Here are my ten favorite quotes from this holiday classic.
By Fragnoli | Published 12/18/2008 | Read more »
In all my years of watching sports, I've never ceased to be amazed at how inept some great athletes and players are at expressing their thoughts. Here are some of the funniest (and dumbest) sports quotes I ran across.
By Roger Gowens (AKA RazorsEdge) | Published 2/24/2009 | Read more »
Helpful quotes that will save you time and money.
By Zach Golt | Published 1/12/2009 | Read more »
The holidays are over, it's time to add some funny flair to your home to brighten your mood.
By Jenne Joy | Published 3/25/2009 | Read more »
This article looks at ten famous quotes for graduation and analyzes the meaning behind each. The quotes are inspirational and thought-provoking.
By Heather Kalk | Published 4/6/2009 | Read more »
Read these top ten famous quotes about New Year's. They may help you decide on what resolutions to make for next year!
By Kassidy Emmerson | Published 12/23/2008 | Read more »
Read this fun and heart-warming article and find out the top ten famous quotes about Christmas!
By Kassidy Emmerson | Published 12/23/2008 | Read more »
Include a clever or funny qutoe with your New Year's Eve greeting, or use one as part of your New Year's Eve toast.
By Pam Gaulin | Published 12/31/2008 | Read more »
Just what hath living beyond our collective means wrought? The current economic crisis, of course! If we could only live by these 12 great money quotes.
By Jeffry Greenberg | Published 12/1/2008 | Read more »
Seinfeld is known for some very memorable quotes. This is a list of some of the best quotes from Season 1 and Season 2.
By Wordsleuth | Published 7/30/2007 | Read more »
Top 10 quotes uttered and spewed by Professor Severus Snape in the Harry Potter Series.
By Pam Gaulin | Published 7/6/2007 | Read more »
If you're stuck, and having trouble coming up with something perfect, here are some really great scrapbooking quotes.
By Astra Yaddira | Published 8/13/2007 | Read more »
"Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!" -- Conan O'Brien
By Ever Odessa | Published 9/7/2007 | Read more »
These days it's okay to inject a little humor into your wedding. Here's how to write funny wedding vows.
By Kristie Leong M.D. | Published 9/21/2007 | Read more »
A collection of great quotes about our favorite sparkly beverage.
By Renaissance Woman | Published 9/7/2007 | Read more »
Famous funny sports quotes from the likes of Muhammad Ali, Reggie Jackson, and Charles Barkley.
By Elliot Feldman | Published 6/22/2007 | Read more »
Famous funny sports quotes
By Elliot Feldman | Published 6/18/2007 | Read more »
Jerry Lewis famously opined that women aren't funny as men. Following are women who have proven him wrong - writers, actresses and personalities have proven that you don't need a penis to be funny.
By Peter Piatkowski | Published 3/15/2007 | Read more »
Yogi Berra is a Hall of Fame catcher, but if they had a funny quote Hall of Fame, he'd be in that too.
By Prinalgin | Published 10/25/2006 | Read more »
Quotes to inspire you to peace.
By The Pen | Published 4/25/2007 | Read more »
Do you need funny gradution quotes for a speech? Here are some funny graduation quotes worth including.
By Amanda Roddy | Published 5/10/2008 | Read more »
We all know Will Smith can be a funny guy at times. He has said some great things during his many years of fame.
By Brandi thornsberry | Published 5/8/2007 | Read more »
Vin Diesel has played in a lot of movies. He has said some funny things during his movie time and his interview time.
By Brandi thornsberry | Published 5/8/2007 | Read more »
Here are some page ideas to go along with some quotes and sayings for Halloween.
By Kel | Published 10/28/2007 | Read more »
On days I am feeling uninspired or just doing all I can to avoid the writing process, I like to read quotes from other writers about writing. Some are funny and others are actually really inspiring.
By Ashley Sinatra | Published 4/24/2007 | Read more »
Witty money quotes from celebrities, authors and businessmen.
By Jane Meyer | Published 3/18/2008 | Read more »
Find some humor in these quotes. You may know most of them.
By Harold Sink | Published 3/11/2008 | Read more »
One Tree Hill is considered a drama, but it is actually quite funny and here is proof!
By Ashley Woods | Published 3/24/2008 | Read more »

























