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The best kept secret of Broken Springs is best kept quiet. (I'm new here but have read about the Ham incident, so I feel obligated to tell you that this is a satirical article about a satirical town.)

A satirical story tributing the Broken Springs Police Department, and their efforts to keep Broken Springs streets free from dangerous donuts.

After escaping capture by a hair last week, the wig thief who has terrorized downtown Broken Springs has finally been netted. Browning, an avid Chia Pet collector, began robbing unsuspecting older women of their wigs in random Broken Springs restaurants earlier this month.

When part time Broken Springs officer Keith Mauve noticed a dark skinned male moving suspiciously on the property across the street from where Mauve was moonlighting as a very tardy gas man, he thought he was witnessing a crime in progress...

After eight years of working for someone else, Randy Schranz of Colorado Springs, Colorado set out on his dream to own his own towing company. He came home one day and said to his wife, Patti, 'I bought a tow truck'. And so began Randy's High Country Towing.

Local Broken Springs resident Marilyn Fisher had always dreamed of being in the Eukanuba Dog Show. Her big chance came in Tampa, where her dog, Jackson Grant Lee (named after the tenth and eighteenth Presidents, and the jeans company) had qualified for the Big Show.

This is a report on the Palm Springs Biker weekend which is an annual event from a locals point of view.

A string of robberies in Broken Springs has the police scratching their balding heads in bewilderment. A burglar has busted either the windshield or a back window of several cars, leaving behind a most interesting, perplexing clue: a large rock.

NASCAR day is like no other in the small town of Broken Springs, Michigan.

Beautiful Wakulla Springs is the victim of a serious attack, locked in an ongoing struggle against a particular variety of aquarium plant known as hydrilla, which chokes and clogs the waterway with relentless determination.

Fire destroys a 3-story apartment complex, leaving over 500 homeless and dozens injured in Colorado Springs, Colorado

The Broken Springs Village Council passed a new Public Bikini Act, which will require all potential sunbathers to have their bathing suits inspected by the Chief of Police. The suits will be inspected for proper coverage of one's cleavage and general good taste in fashion.

Many who love animals rescue one from a shelter. Rescuing upwards of 30 strays, though, is not an act of kindness, but an indication of mental illness.

The Fountain Creek Trail is closed mid-point due to a large, dangerous washout. Cyclists can expect a fix around mid-2008.

If you choose to do it yourself this article will hopefully provide some insight into what is involved. Older larger garage doors operate under this torsion spring system.

Immortality comes back to bite despondent blood drinker

All men come with ugly belongings... even gay men. Here are some tips for tossing the old in favor of the new!

When Dan Fairbanks checked his congregation's nativity scene Christmas Eve morning, what he found was the most disturbing image of his life. In the manger belonging to Baby Jesus, instead of Jesus, he found a six pack of Budweiser, three of them emptied.

When it comes to southwestern lower Michigan, Republicanism runs as rampant as frostbite. But when there are so many to pick from, how's a Michigander to choose?

Klansman cries sabotage. Others cry irony.

A new study conducted by the National Research Panel has concluded that men who drive large trucks, SUVs, and automobiles have smaller genitalia than men who drive small to medium sized vehicles.

We're all trying to find ways to save gas; here's a list of 116 things that you can do!

Another victim of the mannequin rapist was found early this morning by Old Navy store manager Carl Mason. The mannequin was discovered half undressed, face down in Aisle 6. She is the fifth victim in the rapist's four week spree.

The upholstery business can be a very lucrative career if you follow a few important steps.

If you have a trampoline in your backyard, you want it to last as long as possible. Find out how to fix common trampoline problems by reading this article today!

Towing your camping trailer for the first time can be a challenge in some places and downright dangerous in others if you haven't practiced a little first. There are some things you need to know to make your trip safe, enjoyable and stress free.

Still tired after a nights sleep! Or do you feel that for some reason you are not sleeping well. Try reasoning it out; if you don't have a sleeping disorder or major problems in your life to keep you awake, than may be you can trace the reason to your mattress.

Small town cops arrest housewives discussing weekly soap. (This article is satire.)

Associated Content meets up with Bud Richards, a construction worker turned serial killer, unfortunately known nationwide as The Manicure Murderer.

Why throw out stuff the thrift store won't take when Freecycle offers to match your junk with someone who needs and appreciates it? It's a valuable resource to one Depression-era minded woman who sees the importance of saving for the future.

With so much to see and do in the Northern territory here is a list of what I think are the the top twenty one spots to see when visiting. I have broken down the list into two parts for easier reading. Enjoy! and watch out for the crocs!!

Unlike rods and reels, handlines don't require maintenance that would be tough to find in the Inside Passage towns of Ketchikan, Wrangell, Sitka, Angoon, Hoonah, Tenakee Springs

Bad Feng Shui is one of the most common causes of broken relationships.

Everglades Wonder Gardens is located in Bonita Springs, Florida. It was opened in 1936 as a refuge to injured animals. It is considered a road side attraction; it was built long before the commercial developments in Florida.

There is a new toy in town that, without proper safety measures, can leave your child with injuries as simple as a broken bone and as complicated as paralysis or even death.

A Colorado Springs woman who was assaulted and refused medical treatment was found dead last Sunday morning.

Raleigh has many things that make it a special place to live. The warm springs and summers come at a price for many residents. Fortunately in addition to air conditioning, there are many providers of pools and spas.

Memphis is home to several shopping malls including Carriage Crossing, Hickory Ridge Mall, Oak Court Mall, Peabody Place, Raleigh Springs Mall, Saddle Creek, and Wolfchase Galleria. Here is a guide to these local shopping centers.

Find fun family activities for your next family vacation.

Researchers work with "extremophiles" in an effort to find an easier, cheaper way to convert biomass into ethanol.

Family fun all year round. Find vacation ideas in this article.

There's more to you than you might think. And when you are building something from the inside out, it might be good to start looking at the city within you!

The historic hotel in Mineral Wells, Texas has been badly neglected for many years.

Follow your own star...

This is a review of product purchasing experience of an ignorant buyer from a more ignorant company.

I have suffered from chronic back pain for well over 15 years. But, I have learned several ways to reduce my chronic back pain. I hope that these tips are also useful for you or your loved ones who suffer from chronic back pain.

Honeymoon Island is a unique state park which is in Dunedin, and is located on the west side of Florida and is north of Clearwater beach. Upon paying the $5 fee to enter the park, which includes the vehicle and passengers, you drive to the main beach area.

If you're looking for an easy way to make extra cash, consider the following information on making money by turning in scrap metal for cash.

Love, relationships, attraction, connections. What does it take for people to fall head over heels for one another?

By raising switch-hitting to new heights, Mantle inspired countless boys to become switch-hitters, including many future big leaguers. But no switch-hitter has ever matched Mantle's ability to hit for both power and average.

WFAA's Why Guy, Mike Castellucci, talks about his career, Background Man, and his search for Bigfoot.

Recently named as one of America's favorite cities, Austin Texas is a great getaway for your family.

A Young man lost and wandering alone finds himself at the beginning of an adventure with endless possibilities.

In the minds of most people, no other city equals the beauty and luxury of Paris. But behind the Eiffel Tower and under the bridges on the Seine grind the lives of thousands of immigrants whose dreams are hard-won in this city of light.

Humorous piece about a collision among rain, an umbrella, and my pretensions to yuppiehood.

New research indicates the causes and types of trampoline injuries.

10 haunted locations in Colorado

The Spokane Sun-God played an important role in aviation history. It was the first airplane to make a non-stop transcontinental round trip flight.

A sniper team...a hillside...a long running war...what difference does it make where or when...

Many Americans pursue the American dream of owning a home. With staggering recent foreclosure rates, it can be smarter to rent.

It's unfortunate that when men and women of God make great strides in the Kingdom of God that very few people hear about it, but when their character fails to meet our expectations that's when their fall is heard throughout the land.

In January 1925, a diphtheria epidemic swept through Nome, Alaska. Cut off from the world by Arctic weather, the only way to save the town was to send precious anti-toxin serum 674 miles through blizzards, gales, and subzero temperatures by dog sled.

Playing Ecco the Dolphin is very analogous to having someone wrap their fist in barbed wire and then proceed to punch you in the face until you've had your share of "fun."

The most comprehensive guide to Colorado haunted houses for the 2007 Halloween season.

This article shares information about the fiery opal.

The Inhibitor's new Pro Chip allows the user to keep a variety of metal objects and valuables free of rust for up to a year with each individual use.

An insider's humorous glimpse of what it is like moving an Active Duty Army family! Anyone who has ever moved knows what a challange it truly is and they can relate to these misadventures.

The Marx Brothers--Chico, Harpo, Groucho, and (in their first five movies) Zeppo--arguably the greatest comedy team in film history, owed their entire careers to their family. They inherited show-business

I would recommend this game to Anyone. It is kid friendly and adult friendly. All ages will enjoy the challenge and fun of this game.

Jackson Pollock has been quoted as saying, "I continue to get further away from the usual painter's tools such as easels, palettes, brushes. I prefer

In today's throw away world, one can easily furnish a house.

Congratulations you have spilled your seed into a Woman, hopefully your wife. Now you have to decide what you will be: A Sperm Donor, a Father or a Dad.

An overview of the 2007 Washington Redskins

The glass ceiling is the term given to the construction of a barrier toward achievement by women in the workplace. Consider it the "grown-up" version of playground name-calling.

James Madison was a the father of the United States Constitution and went on to become president of the United States.

While "Romantic" by genre, one can see that not all Romantics are necessarily created equal. This is evident by comparing and contrasting two works of a couple great "Romantic" poets, William Wordsworth and Percy Bysshe Shelley,

Minstrels have been telling stories in song since time out of mind, the tradition continues today...

Hazardous waste has become a larger and larger problem as the world continues to turn. It not only affects the environment, but also all things that inhabit it.

The Tippmann 98 Custom is one of the most versatile and popular paintball markers on market today. With reliability, customization, and reliable customer service it's easy to see why this marker has become so well known.

a story that was originally a fan fiction illistration of my favorite Anime movie that quickly turned into my own story the more I wrote into the story.

The top ten G animated movies released to video in 2006...

Doo you have a mechanical wristwatch that's stuck away in a drawer because it needs a minor repair? If so, read this instructive article and find out how to repair it yourself!

Leo Durocher was one of baseball's most colorful and controversial characters, as well as one of the best managers ever. This article takes a look at his life in America's pasttime

Rascal Flatts is a country music group, two of the members are from Columbus, Ohio. Needless to say we Ohioans are proud of Rascal Flatts.

When did my cat take over my life? When did she jump up on the food chain just enough to have taken the upper hand in my home? And where did she get her military training?

Discussion of the Spirit/Mind/Body

A national park vacation should be a happy memory. But, one step too close to a bear or veering off the hiking trail can end in tragedy. Remembering simple safety tips will make your next visit a memorable one.

The group Rascal Flatts released their first album in 2000. So far, this talented trio only has released four albums but their chart topping hits are plentiful and their country music awards are numerous!

With solid gameplay and gorgeous production values marked by only a few problems, Dirge of Cerberus is a fun but imperfect follow up to much loved Final Fantasy VII.

Fathers Rights is a topic that is often ignored, shoved to the side, or misrepresented. Statics show that Fathers Rights is very viable and that divorce should not ever mean fathers lose their children.

Whether you are looking for Country Western Music, Arts and Culture, or just a taste of the West, Austin has it all!

Canada has much to offer the avid traveler, photographer, or outdoor enthusiast. Discover the beauty and untamed wilderness of these nine Canadian National parks.

Sometimes simple "nagging" or the excesses of obsessive-compulsive behavior cross the line and become abusive. Here is some helpful advice about evaluating your relationship, detecting verbal abuse and deciding on divorce.

A posthumous first anthology of a signature 20th Century sportswriter, strong enough to demand that a second such volume not wait as long as the master himself lived and worked.

A close look at the first film in The Matrix trilogy, and why it is so important to film goers everywhere.