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Is there still any question that not only is Bush a coward, but that he doesn't give two shakes about the thousands of men and women he has sent off to die, be mutilated, or be psychologically traumatized?

Due to high salary demands, aging actors or stars who were just smart enough to avoid the sequel, movie studios have had to produce movies NOT starring the actor or actress who made that role famous in the first place.

More predictible objects and events found in video games.

Attorney Richard D. Emery predicts that Roger Clemens will use his friendship with former President George H. W. Bush to secure a presidential pardon from his son Dubya

Since the band done packed up and grabbed the first available lifeboat outta Dodge, there is very little left to do but watch Dubya try to steer what's left of ship around with an iceberg jammed in its backside.

It's not all fun and games being a Bush Butt Buddy. It means enjoying the pleasure while putting up with pain when you are told to break laws, act immorally and lie. Harriet Miers briefly enjoyed the pleasure of Dubya up her butt; now it's time to suffer the pain.

Whether it's his handling of the deficit, his eloquence and speaking brilliance, his foreign affairs expertise or just being the man, it's time we all saluted Dubya the uniter not divider!

I'm simply making the case that a very dangerous wave is sweeping across the political ocean of Washington, and it's getting worse with each administration.

I think we need to conduct an investigation into where fat Barbara Bush was in August '43. Apparently she secretly gave birth to a son before the birth of her beloved Georgie Porgie. That son grew up to become Pervez Musharraf.

Ah, to be George W. Bush in the 70s and 80s: Rewarded with even more money and better jobs each time you drive a business into near-bankruptcy, saved only by even more stupid rich people.

The delusional qualities of Bush knows no bounds. First he gets arrested for driving while drunk, then he forgets all about it for over twenty years until some evil reporter brings it up. And then another. And another. And he STILL can't remember it.

A humorous look at life with my kids, who all have ADHD and two of whom have Aspberger's Syndrome.

A mother looks at some realities faced by middle class families, looks back at history, and wonders whether any of the candidates passes muster for the challenges facing the next American president.

Yep. He's such a maverick, that McCain. Well, in the sense that he's completely radical in his view of what Americans want their next President to do on the issue of Iraq.

Well, the most selfish man in America strikes again. Ralph Nader to launch another campaign designed to get a Republican elected.

Reflecting on the year 2007, what is the most horrendous crime of all? Perhaps the worst offense broke no legal boundaries, but it sure trespassed our personal ones. Here's a search, in rhyme, for the year's worst crime.

Chances are the small nodding episode will gain a few minor political points from the other candidates, both Republican and Democratic, in the next couple days but its longevity is severely limited. Falling asleep in church is a time-honored tradition.

Since the next season of television is rumored to have an onslaught of new reality television shows, due to the writer's strike, here are a few ideas for reality shows that Americans would probably watch.

Depending upon whom you listen to or read, president Bush is in the Middle East for the first time ever during his presidency. Some believe he is working on a peaceful settlement to the Israel-Palestinian conflict. Well, sort of. Maybe.

With reinvigorated calls for a partitioning of Iraq into the three major ethnicities there, it appears forgotten that Sunni and Shia are not ethnicities.

More freewriting on the world. Somehow, religion and politics got into it.

This team has new visions for America- your visions.

I can honestly say I have never seen rats fleeing a sinking ship. This is in part due to the fact I am not a giant fan of boats, but that's not the point.

Will it be divorce court for the President as a series of e-mails from early 2006 causes politician and celebrity eyebrows to arch over a Texas sized lust affair?

Having trouble getting ideas for the greatest part of senior year? Your problem's are solved, just read this article.

Could this be the worst area to live in in America?

This is a version of "'Twas the Night Before Christmas", with a political spin.

Defying all logic and rational explanation, it appears that George W Bush is beloved of God after all.

Two little words are extremely powerful.

Been ripped off by a business? Share your horror stories with the world at RipoffReport.com

Hillary Clinton's Race-Baiting Reached New Heights as She Denounced Barack Obama's Choice of Church

A freewrite originally focused on TV turns into a flood of thoughts on religion. Watch out. You've been warned.

I doubt it.

I was fortunate enough to have the opportunity to interview both Senators McCain and Obama and would like to share that interview with you.

Cleavage. Talk of cutting off body parts. Exotic costumes. Guns. Religion. Race. Satirical cartoons. A new slash movie? Steel cage "Rasslin'? Beavis and Butthead making a comeback? No, welcome to the new Neverending Story, the Presidential campaign of 2008...

A basic overview of and thoughts on peak oil, coal, natural gas, and the prospects of the future of the Earth, with amusing anecdotes.

Michelle and Barack gave eachother a fist bump and the media went crazy.

How is Barack Obama like George Bush?

Cuil may not beat Google, but it's great for a giggle

This piece pokes fun at current events, including a main story (on U.S. Politics), Wall Street, Foreign Affairs, the Housing Market, Sports, and Science & Technology.

Every four years, the world gathers in one city to compete for honor, the love of their respected sport, and the opportunity test their skills against the top athletes in the world. The final outcome is not as excited as the story lines that occur during the event.

As one who lived in AR during the entire Clinton political careers, the Clintons have been counted out, scorned, cussed and discussed perhaps more than any other couple in American history. Any questions about who they now support for President should now be put to rest...

A short essay on the gigantic problem of industrial civilization, with general suggestions to work towards human-scale technologies, meaningful work, and communities.

A look at some of the dumbest supermodel quotes of all time.

Just because the guys running are has beens does not mean J Clayton must be a never was. Those famous sentiments were spoken by one Cosmo Kramer in regards to a feisty, undiscovered, fighting rooster, affectionately known as Little Jerry Seinfeld.

exclusivity is out of place in a democracy

As our long national nightmare slowly winds to a close, let's take a fond look back at the eight-year funfest that has become better known as the presidency of Dumb-Ass.

John McCain's Gas Tax Rollback is a Fraud

A look at the viscious language and attitudes toward our President

While he is known for his unique way mangling the American language, George W. Bush has made a myriad of words common usage in our language. No one needs to ask the meaning of Halliburton anymore do they?

Barack Obama has a plethora of choices for vice president should he lock up the 2008 Democratic Presidential nomination.

2 Major Titles Change Hands, A Legend Retires, Matt Hardy Rains ON M.V.P.'s Parade, and Snoop Dizzle Is In The House! All This and More In Chris Lee Wrestlemania 24 Recap

Republican Presidential candidate John McCain has become the subject of gleefully wicked video satirists. Can he stand the heat of their humor?

The George W.. Bush Presidency is about to wrap up. If the video parodies that have been produced about him are any indication, his time in office may not be remembered too fondly.

Humor and Levity for Commencement Cards and Ceremonies - What are the top ten funny graduation quotes for commencement ceremonies, speeches and greetings? Here are our favorite commencement quips.

It's said that women close to their fathers marrying men who look like that woman's father is more likely to happen than men marrying women who look like their mother. The science behind all of that, though, is fascinating and connected to the animal world...

You stand on your tip toes to see what's going on, and see President George Bush! Oh, my gosh! Is that really the President of the United States coming into a grocery store?

You never know when the doctor will somberly tell you, "Better get your shit together buddy. You're going bye-bye."

The "liberal media" gave Bush two free rides in 2000 and 2004. Now they are coming to the rescue of what should by all rights be a miracle: a third straight GOP term in the White House.

Writer's block is evil. Here's what I thought of while trying to break through it.

The history of George W. Bush has been to get himself in trouble and call on daddy to bail him out. Well, daddy can't bail him out of this one. So his strategy is keep his Iraq mess going long enough for someone to fix it.

Why do writers romanticize the notion of a slump?

Many people believe that parallel or alternate universes coexist with our own. Read what happens when this writer visits one.

Conservative Punk, an organization claiming to represent politically conservative punk rockers, has been advocating the boycott of goods made in China. Sounds like a good idea right?

From Johnny Unitas to Joe Montana, football fans all across the United States have loved - and hated - NFL quarterbacks to a degree that sometimes surpasses the love for one's own spouse.

What A Loss. We Should Feel Sorry For This Man

I hear George W. Bush listens to no one, so I wrote some New Year's resolution suggestions without having to worry about him hearing them.

An article discussing the power of Faith, and the importance of belief in a time of need. The articlue discusses the parallel between superheroes and God.

For no reason at all, every once in a while my Windows machine will freeze up and decide to stay that way. The only way out is to the famed Ctl-Alt-Delete sequence to force it into reboot.

See how your favorite writers did in the first ever Associated Content Fantasy Football League.

this piece illustrates why we should all be concerned with worldwide obesity

Being able to communicate effectively in the workplace will not only help your image, it may help you get promoted!!

If there's one good thing about George W. Bush's Presidency it's that he's reminded us of why we rejected the idea of inherited leadership in the first place.

Could it be that we Americans are losing our humanity to the doctrine of war at all costs? How do we so easily write off the consequences of war? Can we regain our humanity?

Intended as a rebuttal to Greg Reesons article, What the Democrats Don't Understand about the War on Terror. I contend that the "war on terror" is wrong. It is wrong because the only outcome of an all out military war on terror is to create more terrorism

With each new revelation, the audacity of the Bush Administration in flaunting the law for his own agenda leads more Americans to think it might be time to consider an early exit for the President.

Homer Simpson and Pres. Bush certainly resemble each other quite a bit. In fact, it's only eerie.

Information on the differences between informational and persuasive speechs, critical listening and how to prepare an effective speech

It's never been easier to find Christmas gifts for liberals. Bush's consistently bad leadership has created a cottage industry for those making gifts designed to appeal to those who actually thought before voting.

John Fogerty, the Knack and Alan Jackson are just some of the artists that you would find in the presidents 250 song iPod playlist, but I have 10 more suggestions.

Karen Blixt spins right round, baby, right round with her debut Spin This a far-out, jazzy 13-song CD certain to delight not only the dedicated jazz aficionados but the jazz newbies as well.

Las Vegas is the hottest place in the Western Hemisphere. There hasn't been this much fuss over a city in years. And frankly, I'm sick of it.

In the 2000 GOP primary, campaign workers for George W. Bush made phone calls to potential Republican voters with reasons why John McCain should not become President. Bush did nothing to stop these calls from taking place.

The "clip-culture" of video sharing changes almost daily. What I set out to find was a little entertainment, a few movies, just to break the silence, but now I've joined the forward-leaning hunchbacks of the clip-culture.

What should be important political issues

Pictorial representation of the naked human form does not arbitrarily equate to pornography. For centuries, artists have been depicting me

Is there anything in the history of the Bush administration that will lead you to accept any intelligence they deliver about Iranian influence in Iraq?

As the most powerful and richest country in the world, the United States has it's duties to other countries. However, I believe we have enough issues to deal with at home that need fixing before we do the same for other nations.

The future without George Bush seems so bright and shiny!

In the dimly lit bar of a corporate hotel, several people have found a predictably safe way to spice up their predictably safe lives - at least while their songs are playing.

It's easy to come up with a list of bad things about the President. Me? I like a challenge.

BOSTON -- How many times have you seen something happening, something horrible, something frightening, and just sat there watching? You know what I'm talking about. It's happened to all of us. It's that phenomenon that comes of too much TV, too many video games.

The Decider. By which he means he will decide who takes the blame for his failures.

U.S. citizens need to inform ourselves more broadly and deeply about healthcare system options, and take social and political action in our own best interests.

If you asked a group of diverse people if they enjoyed listening to music, whether classmates, friends or co-workers, surely everyone would say yes.

A preliminary argument in favor of Barack Obama and against the candidacy of Hillary Clinton (John Kerry in a dress)

A retrospective written in February, 2010, looking back at George W. Bush's lazy first year of retirement.