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Trying to lose weight for someone with a weight problem is very difficult. If you have never been fat, you can not appreciate it, but maybe these poems will add some humor to the situation for those who have.

Need a mushy love poem for your sweetie? Don't know how to write poetry? Don't worry, someone else has written it for you. Here's where to find 'em...

Four short humorous poems

Great humorous poems and cautions about literary dead ends, promoted by a contest!

Short and Funny Haiku Poems.

An epigram is a short satirical poem ending with either a humorous reort or a stinging punch line.

An explanation and how-to for hand made Mother's Day gifts. Three very simple ideas for gifts are given, along with alternate ideas for each one. Written particularly to first time fathers, this article is humorous and informative.

A humorous look at life with my kids, who all have ADHD and two of whom have Aspberger's Syndrome.

Women age 50+, you don't have to fade into the background as you get older.
Learn ways to start enjoying your new phase of life..

My two females love to fight. Put them together in one room or in the car, and watch the fur fly! They pace back and forth, as their hair stands on end. They growl and scratch. They snarl. They roll and wrestle and grapple with each other, tooth and claw. Mee-oww!

Re-gifting can be anything from re-wrapping a recently received item to passing along a dusty old dud. Unfortunately, the entire range is widely practiced. However, tasteful and thoughtful gifts may be devised from previously gifted items, with a bit of effort and ingenuity.

This humorous poem was inspired by a submission guideline that stated: Do Not Send Us Rhyming Poems, they will be thrown away, not returned and not published.

This article shares information on ten of the most fascinating poets at Associated Content.

Teach children to love poetry. Ten suggested books to use towards that goal.

Stick one more event on your holiday calendar. November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month and we've got the gift and party ideas.

In this lesson, students will read four very different poems and determine which one they prefer and what motivated them to choose that poem based on their lives and the brief bios of the poets.

I read this poem in College for my American Literature class. It is a different work from her more serious poems in that it is a satirical work about what is accepted in polite society.

A humorous encounter with one of America's most infamous literati

The Hometown Poetry Club is a non-profit group that likes to deliver inspirational, humorous, and seasonal poetry to groups around their area. They are a joyful club that loves to bring smiles to other people's faces through the written word.

Limerick Day celebrates the birthday of writer Edward Lear (1812-1888). It also, of course, celebrates Limerick poems. Limericks were popularized by Lear in 1846 in his "Book of Nonsense".

Lyrics to a humorous C/W song.

Some argue that Collins' poetry is a "stating the obvious" type commentary on insignificant daily events. However, after reading many of his poems from various stages in his career, I believe that Billy Collins' works relay an insightful look at life.

A humorous article for those who have ever received junk in their email.

Henry Charles "Hank" Bukowski set down the lives of American outsiders and working people in poems, short-stories and novels in simple, unadorned language

A local poetry club plans on sharing some original poems with the adults and children in their local community. They hope to share news about a poetry contest that they plan on sponsoring this Spring.

Candy-making is a time-honored holiday tradition. These delicious toffees are easy to make. What a wonderful and festive gift for family members, friends, teachers and other special people!

This is the second of the women in history articles, which I wrote solo.

Have you and your fiance agreed that you are going to forgo tradition wedding vows and write your own? Are you having a hard time deciding what you want to say, how to say it, and how long your vows should be? Look no further, help has arrived.

Are you driven? What drives you? Even writers, particularly freelancers, are not immune from drivenness. In fact, we may be the most at-risk of all. Are we purpose-driven, deadline-driven, cost-driven, topic-driven and otherwise driven?

Got a gift you can't use? Return it! Perhaps you received duplicate items. Maybe it's not your size, your color, or your taste. Often, a lovely gift may be cracked or missing essential pieces. What can you do? Take it back!

An in-depth analysis of the poetry of Ntozake Shange.

Consumer tips article on writing greeting cards.

Holiday truffles are a perennial favorite! Who doesn't love a tasty treat? Truffles are delightful for dessert, hostess gifts or teacher treats. Try this simple recipe. Even preschoolers can help.

Finding the right gift for someone special can be tricky. Even the most appropriate-seeming items may not produce the response you anticipate. What's a holiday shopper to do?

I'm grateful to be loved, especially at Christmas. And I truly appreciate the thought, effort, and even expense that goes behind every gift. Having said that, here are the worst holiday gifts I ever received, from A to Z.

Lovers of history will adore these gift ideas to fit all price ranges. It's as easy as A-B-C!

Gag gifts are one thing, but what if you get a gift that makes you gag? Here are some helpful tips, to get you through the initial shock and back to festive fellowship and holiday cheer.

Gift a gift that never fades, find the perfect book from this varied selection of Mother's Day books.

Some quotes from well known writers that I find exceedingly humerous

Even during family gatherings at the beach, natural consequences may teach children important lessons of life. What happens when kids do not listen to adult instruction? Things can get a little scratchy.

A list of several great books about Thanksgiving to read to your children

British metaphysical poet, John Donne (1572 - 1631), famous for his earlier romantic poetry, writes a metaphysical conceit about the scarcity of female beautify and virtue.

that goes by the name of "Da Bla"?

A critical analysis of the poignant relationships of genre and style in Alexander Pope's The Rape of the Lock in comparison with Beowulf and The Canterbury Tales - exposing Pope's processes of creation and execution.

Exposition, Complication, Climax and Resolution in THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA, plus original comments on style and significance.

For all of you who do not know who Dr. Jamie Y. Marable is come check out her awesome interview!

Retirement gifts can be gag gifts or something from all the co-workers that touch their hearts. There are many options.

Not your average mother's day activities. This provides inexpensive but thoughtful things you can do with your mom on Mother's Day.

A look at famous haiku master's works. I attempt to answer the question "Why is Haiku Misunderstood?"

Why Does Poetry Published on Associated Content Perennially Receive Fewer Page Views Than Straightforward News or Feature Articles? What's a Passionate Poet to Do?

This producer's CP page just might contain the secrets of the universe. Come on in!

Humor and Levity for Commencement Cards and Ceremonies - What are the top ten funny graduation quotes for commencement ceremonies, speeches and greetings? Here are our favorite commencement quips.

An alternative to the numerous chain coffee shops that are popping up everywhere, Java Monkey is a welcome return to the old-fashioned coffehouses where food and service are far beyond anything you can get at You-Know-Where.

A look at the evolution of Sir Kay throughout the corpus of Arthurian Literature.

FindGift.com, a "free service dedicated to helping you find creative gift ideas", is the greatest website I've ever stumbled across.

Irish Wit and Wisdom is everything it promises to be. This is an entertaining book of quotes, lore, and fact... with a few recipes thrown in.

Poetry writing is a very emotional style of writing, because poetry is all about visual imagery of emotions. Do you know how to write a good poem?

When you don't have time to get to the store for a traditional card, an e-card will work just fine. You can purchase pre-made e-cards or even create them yourself!

Five Romantic Valentine's Day crafts that are easy and inexpensive.

Green Valentine's Day * Low-cost ways to say "I love you" * Valentine's Day for singles and families * Sustainble Love * Creative Valentine's Day * Off the Beaten Path * Unique Valentines *Beyond Flowers

Silverstein's silly rhymes, characters, and themes fill me with a sense of lightheartedness. Many of his works deal with common childhood issues and concerns, teach children lessons, and help others more fully understand the minds of children.

The Writer's Notebook is one of the most important tools that a writer can use. Each person's notebook looks different, is written differently, and has only one rule.

Gender in Comic Books style literature is a hot subject of study in many universities. Read up on gender in the classic favorite Calvin & Hobbes.

"'Twas the Night Before Christmas" is a staple of the holidays, but was it really written by Clement Moore, or did he steal the credit from another New Yorker?

Humor plays a big part in the lives of millions of people and now you can get it free online or to your inbox.

The literary and artistic explosion that occurred in black America from roughly 1910 to 1940 is often referred to as the "Harlem Renaissance." Creative African American literature and art blossomed from all over the country.

Just like everyone has a great novel inside them, we all have poetry in our souls too. Find out how to write what's inside you by reading this informative article today!

Beat the heat and have fun with your grandchildren doing crafts that teach them their family history!

Nurses have one of the most difficult jobs in the world. Let them know how much you appreciate them by giving them any of the thoughtful gifts listed here.

Beer blogs offer resources to brewers and to beer-lovers. Many have links to vital beer websites, others have superb writers and travelers describing all varieties of beer.

The Random de-rater strikes during Superbowl XLI, is nothing sacred?

These are some of my thoughts as I enter into a new stage in my life. Once called empty nest syndrome and it is combined with the guilt of being a bipolar parent and thinking back at the mistakes I have made raising my children.

Martina Newberry's most recent book, HUNGER, is full of dreaming, grief, joy, sexuality, guilt, anger, and humor. This book is an achievement in skill, perception, and spirit.

Many people want to be writers but don't have time to write a full-length novel. Writing greeting cards can be a profitable part-time home-based business.

For the inspiring writer, Papyrus Greetings may be an ideal outlet for both their inner muse and pocketbook.

This is an editorial piece about the brilliant works of Langston Hughes.

This is the third of my women in history articles, this one I wrote solo.

Halina Z. is an impressive scientist who doesn't believe in letting life idle by. Her writing spans the gamut.

Oscar Wilde was, quite simply, one of the greatest writers who ever lived.

In addition to being a site of terrible bloodshed and violence, the Colosseum held Rome itself afloat economically.

Use these 5 steps on how to write a great wedding speech, and you'll have the guests applauding!

Many card companies provide millions of different cards every year. That equals millions of fresh ideas that are needed. This leads to a job for anyone who wants to try their hand at greeting card writing.

Collection of reviewed safe sites with quality, free MySpace graphics, Flash animations, layouts and more. Avoid the pop-ups and spyware and safely find the graphics you need.

There are hundreds of different types of poetry. Some have been around for centuries and others have been adopted recently and given a name. Following is a comprehensive list of seven of the main and most popular types of poetry used today.

Ten best books for teaching children manners, aged 2-5, 4-8 and 7&up.

A delve into the melancholy mind of the greatest writer in English Literature.

Here's a look at some fun holidays to pass the time during the month of November. All holidays were suggested to me by friends and colleagues.