Dan Fiorella
Living in Staten Island, NY
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Published Content: 92
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On AC since: 06.02.06
Bio:
Dan Fiorella has written for stage, screen, page and radio speaker and enjoys writing about himself in the third person. He can be found lurking at http://www.linkedin.com/in/danfiorella
Dan Fiorella has written for stage, screen, page and radio speaker and enjoys writing about himself in the third person. He can be found lurking at http://www.linkedin.com/in/danfiorella
Education/Experience:
Yes, but it didn't take.
Yes, but it didn't take.
Motto:
"Carpe per diem!" (sieze the petty cash)
"Carpe per diem!" (sieze the petty cash)
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Wow, Dick Cheney doesn't like the new administration! If only he could have done something about it! But what?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/19/2009 | Read more »
Got a new Ipod? Hey, me, too. Pretty awesome, right?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/19/2009 | Read more »
Product placement in film is commonplace nowadays, but recently film historians came across an early version of the script for It's a Wonderful Life. Here are pages from the climax of that version.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/15/2009 | Read more »
What if "War of the Worlds" wasn't Orson Welles first attempt at trying to panic America?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/7/2009 | Read more »
There seem to be a lot more people commuting on the ferry these days. Here's what they need to know.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 12/8/2008 | Read more »
Is it me or are the Olympics are turning into the same-old same-old? It's not me, right?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/5/2008 | Read more »
Some of the pitfalls and potholes on the road to Beijing
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/5/2008 | Read more »
More mayhem from the month of May.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/15/2008 | Read more »
It's hard to believe we squeezed all this nonsense into just one month!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/15/2008 | Read more »
Barack has been suffering his own case of foot-in-mouth disease: maybe you heard, but probably you didn't.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/25/2008 | Read more »
It was a busy month for show biz. Don't believe me? Have a look.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/10/2008 | Read more »
A look back at the people who ran for President.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/9/2008 | Read more »
A quick wrap of of the things that didn't matter.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
In April, boy, when it rains, it pours.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
April showered us with nonsense.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 5/30/2008 | Read more »
A look back over the events of March 2008
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/8/2008 | Read more »
A look back at the month of March 2008
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/8/2008 | Read more »
some of the highlights and lowlights of the month
By Dan Fiorella | Published 3/21/2008 | Read more »
Some of the news highlights and lowlights from Feb. 2008.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 3/10/2008 | Read more »
It was a world filled with bat-boys, aliens, Elvises and the wacky adventures of Bigfoot. And now it's gone. Not my fault.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 2/29/2008 | Read more »
It's a new year, but the same old nonsense--part 2
By Dan Fiorella | Published 2/5/2008 | Read more »
It's a new year, but the same old nonsense
By Dan Fiorella | Published 2/5/2008 | Read more »
Last month of the year, so last chance for cheap shots.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 1/7/2008 | Read more »
Last month of the year, last chance for cheap shots.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 1/2/2008 | Read more »
Noverber; a month to remember. Or not.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 12/4/2007 | Read more »
November, a month of elections and Thanksgiving and this stuff:
By Dan Fiorella | Published 12/4/2007 | Read more »
The month of October was filled with fascinating events. And then this stuff happened...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 10/31/2007 | Read more »
The month of October was filled with fascinating events. And then this stuff happened...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 10/31/2007 | Read more »
As part of our continuing coverage of this year's Office Political campaign, we look into the race for the position of Copy boy and but does the toner fly!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 10/22/2007 | Read more »
Winter is a tough season. And New York is a tough town, right? Eeh, not so much.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 10/17/2007 | Read more »
In an effort to improve the economy, the White House has announced plans to establish a second Christmas Day.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/24/2007 | Read more »
In New York, you can get around by train, by bus, by boat and even by cable tram. Anytime you have a large group of people interacting, some rules, some form of etiquette has to be established, to keep a level of civility intact. Instead we have this.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/19/2007 | Read more »
I've been working on a new simulation computer game, but I need to BETA test the logic programming, so I thought I might run it by you, if I could. I'm trying to make it as realistic as possible.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/17/2007 | Read more »
Through the years man has been fascinated by lost civilizations such as the Incas, the Mayas, and Atlantis. Now after extensive research and massive explorations, archaeologists have unearthed one of the most obscure tribes unknown to man.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/17/2007 | Read more »
What is the big deal about meeting the parents these days? Man, I had to meet the parents of every single girl I ever dated. You didn't just pull up and beep your horn and have the girl run out. Oh, no, you had to go up to that front door every single time and knock...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/29/2007 | Read more »
So, bunky, the girlfriend getting a bit out of hand? Kinda running wild? Often running the show? Looking to usurp your life? Take a number and get in line.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/29/2007 | Read more »
Advertisements abound with women looking for a toe-hold into the American dreamscape. Websites are devoted to the search, acquisition and care and feeding of mail-order brides. So you would think the odds are improving for you guys.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/18/2007 | Read more »
I remember well that time my then-girlfriend broached the topic of our future. She asked me to attend her sister's wedding with her. I wonder what ever happened to her?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/8/2007 | Read more »
I can't tell you how often women have stopped me to ask the same question. Time after time I'm approached and asked, "Why do men cheat?" Naturally, I respond, "To get a higher SAT score."
By Dan Fiorella | Published 4/8/2007 | Read more »
It was the next logical step, from forcing people outside to smoke to forcing people outside to smoke.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 3/12/2007 | Read more »
The stuff you read and watch didn't always come out right the first time. There are first drafts, second drafts---
By Dan Fiorella | Published 1/10/2007 | Read more »
The stuff you read and watch didn't always come out right the first time. There are first drafts, second drafts---
By Dan Fiorella | Published 1/1/2007 | Read more »
Well, it's that time of year, the time when radio stations all over the country switch over to all Christmas music formats until we've all got sugarplums tap-dancing in our brains...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 12/12/2006 | Read more »
Four people attending a late night comedy show were outraged and perturbed when hostile insult comic Don Rickles began calling them hockey pucks. Get the whole story!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 12/12/2006 | Read more »
There's been a real uproar over the recent changes in the law regarding torture. I'm going to fix it.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 11/3/2006 | Read more »
Don't like surprises when you buy that rent that video? Well, be surprised no more!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 11/2/2006 | Read more »
There was a time when the holiday season meant wonderful, joyous Christmas specials on television. Today, not so much...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 11/2/2006 | Read more »
Explorers have announced the discovery of a bird species new to science, located on a remote mountain range in northern Colombia, in the Amazon.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 11/1/2006 | Read more »
How often have you been driving and wondered where all those bad drivers came from? More then once I've said to myself, "it's as if they've taken a different driver's test than me." Turns out, they have!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 10/3/2006 | Read more »
Turns out the Pope is jihaded if he does, jihaded if he doesn't.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/28/2006 | Read more »
Duct tape, the tape you can use for anything, can now help you get your child ready for treat or treating.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/21/2006 | Read more »
Now that scientists have discovered more things orbiting the sun and don't know what defines a planet, what other changes are in store?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/20/2006 | Read more »
Opinions are like lips, everybody has them...me, too!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/18/2006 | Read more »
Parents Television Council may have a new leader, but it's got the same mindset.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/18/2006 | Read more »
While everyone knows that Santa Claus receives millions of letters each year from children around the world, few realize that he responds to many of them. So let's take a look in Kris Kringle's outbox:
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/13/2006 | Read more »
You think it was easy getting to be this funny? No way! It took a long time to get here from there.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/11/2006 | Read more »
You got kids? Your kids got teeth? That's too bad. Because at some point they're going to need braces. So here's some facts and information I made up to help you out.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/1/2006 | Read more »
What if you had a shuttle launch and nobody came? Well, to hold the public's interest in the space program, NASA shows that it's big thinkers aren't out to launch.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 9/1/2006 | Read more »
There's popular kids videos, then there's the sequels, cheap-quels and direct to DVD-quels...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/30/2006 | Read more »
Greenery Guru Lawn Green fields yard-related queries.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/23/2006 | Read more »
It was a dark and stormy night as Frankenstein assembled the final bits of his creation. Then everything started coming apart.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/22/2006 | Read more »
The heart-warming tale of a girl living in a small mid-western town and the little heartaches that make growing up growing up.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/16/2006 | Read more »
The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are all based on an earlier written account of Jesus' life and teachings, called Source Q by scholars and has been sought for centuries. Well, sought no more!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/16/2006 | Read more »
Sure, just because organized crime's organized doesn't mean that it's good. So let's see what's going on with the war on crime.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/11/2006 | Read more »
Hollywood doesn't let the lack of new ideas stop them from making new movies. So, let's help them out, shall we?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/7/2006 | Read more »
Since 1927 the clown-princes of the basketball court have been making us laugh...for the most part.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/4/2006 | Read more »
A group of adventurers go on a myth-sion impossible and wind up putting their Bigfoot forward.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 8/3/2006 | Read more »
Herein lies some Childish favorites from her latest book of recipes, "What's that Smell?" the big follow up to her top seller, "Can I Lick the Spoon?"
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/29/2006 | Read more »
Seems to me that the people who have the most to be thankful for are the ones complaining the most about this country.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/27/2006 | Read more »
What if someone put together a list of all the really bad fast food restaurants? What if that someone was me?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/26/2006 | Read more »
When Lewis Carroll had written this, he must have been mad as a cow!
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/26/2006 | Read more »
It's like Jurassic Park & Drive.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/25/2006 | Read more »
William Shakespeare was a great writer, but he didn't always get it right the first time...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/25/2006 | Read more »
As a moral booster, bin Laden masterminds a secret trip to visit some of his troops.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/25/2006 | Read more »
Just when you thought you couldn't get enough of Star Trek, you do.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/24/2006 | Read more »
Once a year we allow our children to cut class to go to work. Sort of out of the fire and into the salt mines...
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/21/2006 | Read more »
Baggy or tight? Vest or jacket? Cool or nerd? Who knew getting dressed for school could be so complicated? Well, I did. Throughout history, there's been a right way and wrong way to dress for class.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/17/2006 | Read more »
Special ways to pinch pennies, pinch them 'til they cry and beg for mercy, stupid pennies.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/14/2006 | Read more »
Sure, three-day weekends should make the workweek shorter, but they don't.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/12/2006 | Read more »
Don't you hate it when your company changes medical plans?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/11/2006 | Read more »
A bunch of chefs knock the stuffing out of the traditional Thanksgiving meal.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/11/2006 | Read more »
The second-tier deities you probably haven't worshipped lately. Here's why.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/10/2006 | Read more »
Everyone likes a good horror movie...but what about those who don't?
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/10/2006 | Read more »
Sure, Halloween should be scary, but the candy you get shouldn't be.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/7/2006 | Read more »
The amendment declared apple pie the "national pie" by virtue of its "deliciousness" and would prohibit pie desecration. It would also rename "French Apple Pie" to "Freedom Apple Pie."
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/7/2006 | Read more »
The holiday season often brings the "holiday blues" as well as a slew of other Yule-tide symptoms.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/6/2006 | Read more »
Movies do what they do best, make movies out of TV shows
By Dan Fiorella | Published 7/5/2006 | Read more »
They don't write them like they used to and here's why. Suddenly "Why Johnny Can't Read" seems like a good thing.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/28/2006 | Read more »
Sure the budget seems bloated and deficit-heavy, but someone's trying to watch out for your tax money. Mostly.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/28/2006 | Read more »
At Thanksgiving we remember the trials of the people who came to America because they couldn't hack it in their own countries.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/17/2006 | Read more »
Humor piece on the recent study declaring atheists and how to improve the image with some snappy PR.
By Dan Fiorella | Published 6/12/2006 | Read more »
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