Total page views: 105,261
Published Content: 1,144
Fans: 92
On AC since: 10.18.07
Bio:
I have a passion for creative writing and political discourse. Happily married for over 24 years, I have 2 children and work with special needs kids in the public schools. I enjoy making people laugh and smile.
Education/Experience:
Michigan State University, BA Communication Arts
Motto:
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers.
Affiliations:
Member of ARC, Boys and Girls Club
Steven West's Favorites
View All Favorites »
Steven West's Fans
View All Fans »
Next >>
Showing Results 1 - 200 of 1144
A haiku about Michael Jackson.
A somber poem about being alone with an unusual twist at the end.
Humorous short story about an owner that wants everyone to keep off the grass.
Parody song about Governor Mark Sanford's affair.
A haunting poem about a death in the forest.
Here are a series of ugly jokes. If you are offended, do not look in the mirror.
Humorous list of subjects that are not likely to be published on Associated Content.
A humorous poem about burping.
Hard hitting investigative report on what foods mannequins eat.
Humorous poem about a key chain.
A hilarious poem about a day that turns out to be an utter disaster.
A strong poem about the right to protest and the cause of freedom.
Humorous jokes regarding being a redneck.
Humorous Haiku about gaining weight.
Here is a humorous list of things that you should never say to an angry bear.
Humorous poem about having writer's cramp.
A humorous poem about a very scary doctor.
Haiku about Father's Day.
Humorous poem about Superman.
Three ridiculous Haiku about things you find on your walk down a path.
A humorous poem about moving.
A poem about a hideous creature in my bed.
Here are ten signs that you might be a hippie.
Time for the mosquitoes to inflict more painful itches this summer.
A poem about the life of Bobbie McGee.
Here are twenty-five comments from Associated Content writers that are lost on an island.
These are some fortune cookie sayings that are just plain ridiculous.
A new politically correct version of Rub a Dub Dub.
Haiku poems about nature's wonders.
A humorous poem about a bad hair day.
A humorous list of things that you should avoid saying to killer robots.
A humorous poem about celery.
A humorous list of things that you think about when lightning has struck you.
It is time that President Obama discover the truths behind former President Bush's misdeeds.
An advertising parody of a brand new product called Barack chalk.
Here is a humorous poem about Dick Cheney, the Architect of Torture.
A humorous poem about cleaning dirty laundry.
Here are three spiritual haiku to give you a lift.
A humorous poem about two fellows named Thick and Thin.
Mystery and adventure guide Aladdin to face a new foe.
Try some political humor on for size.
Banks are going under a stress test. Now it's time to see how the public does.
Ten things that I can do with the money I've earned from Associated Content.
An advertisement for a Super Villain.
A poem about a special Mom.
This poem talks about Democrats and Republicans.
A sixteen year old causes all kinds of problems at home and at his school.
Political satire about a new political party called The Wag Party.
The Brain commands that you pay attention and listen to his fortune cookie sayings and directives.
A poem about saying a silly tongue twister.
Fun poem about a soccer mom who is rooting for her daughter in the big game.
A humorous look at a mom's reaction to the mess left by the Cat in the Hat.
A parody advertisement on a very serious matter.
A poem about the last act of life.
Three humorous Haiku poems for your amusement.
A fun series of accidents that take place in the kitchen by mom's son.
Ten humorous fortune cookie sayings from the Wicked Witch of the West.
A poem about a creature that attacks at night.
A humorous poem about our mounting deficits.
Humorous poem about mom's treatment for her son's cold.
A poem about a very stubborn boy.
Poem about the crushing blows facing the American auto industry.
Sonnet with a message for a poor, unfortunate man.
Poem about the parting of an old 19" TV set.
Poem about a crow that flies out of a pie.
Poem about a very proud tea kettle.
Humorous haiku poem about a cat's present.
Another visit from the King of Spam.
A humorous poem about a very sensitive subject.
Time once again to bring some corrections to another old nursery rhyme.
A humorous turn of events between a mom and her teenage son.
A hearty Happy Birthday to our precious planet Earth.
Humorous poem about a boy who refuses to get out of bed.
A humorous article on how you can get a billion clicks on Associated Content.
A haiku about nature describing the Great Lakes.
List of reasons why I hate mushrooms.
A poem about the Detroit Tigers.
Quatrain poem about a baseball cap.
Poem about the wolf.
Humorous poem about the eraser.
Poem about a student who wouldn't wake up in his English class.
Cinquain verse on the terrifying monster known as Godzilla.
Here is another in a series of politically correct nursery rhymes for our times.
Poem about confronting your problems.
Acrostic poem about Obama.
This is a joyful poem about the Easter bunny.
Humorous poem about spring fever's affects on students.
Down with high energy bills.
Free verse poem about the Somalia pirates.
This is a humorous poem about the King of Spam.
Our brave troops suffer in a country called Afghanistan.
This is a humorous and fanciful tale as told by a toad.
Humorous poem about wrinkles.
Here's a haiku on the fabulous Rolling Stones.
Humorous CEO jokes for you to read.
Another humorous poem with two interesting characters named Chip and Dip.
There were many great movies in the 1980's.
A humorous piece regarding death and taxes.
A humorous poem about my distaste for mosquitoes.
Cheers is one of the all time best sitcoms that was ever produced.
Humorous limerick about our awful economy.
Humorous couplet poem about the kiwi.
Haiku on the famous Clint Eastwood.
Another in a series of making old nursery rhymes politically correct.
A poem that calls for the people of the world to take responsibility and provide better care of our Earth.
A parody of a super model.
A joyful poem about a thumb tack.
It's time to get up and do something constructive.
A humorous poem about belly button lint.
A humorous poem about spending money to fix our economy.
Humorous poem about things that an ogre will and will not eat.
A very funny poem about a most unusual subject.
Humorous poem about a real joker named Jimmy Jay.
A silly and tender poem about Mr. Nothing's desire to be a something.
Ten humorous signs that the person next to you is having a clumsy moment.
A poem about the immense pleasures of eating chocolate.
A funny poem about some worn out shoes.
A poem about a desperate and despondent man.
Another politically correct nursery rhyme for you to enjoy.
Humorous poem showing that you have a serious case of the blahs.
A little bit of romance and a little bit of humor makes up these five new haikus.
A serious poem about a man who takes a lonely and final journey.
Twenty very funny fortune cookie sayings from the psychiatric community.
Another in a continual series of making nursery rhymes politically correct.
Poem about the desire to stay young forever takes an ominous turn.
Can you tell the difference between a truth and a lie?
Catchy poem about the Passover story.
This is a humorous poem about to desire to reach one million clicks.
This is a humorous poem about a foreclosed home that is a walking disaster.
A poem that is conceptually strange and unusual. Beware of the images.
A real cool rap telling Pharaoh to let the Jewish people go.
Political satire about a leading media figure.
This is the second in a series of changes in a nursery rhyme to reflect a truly politically correct agenda.
Questions of the mind and the spirit. A poem.
It's time to go to sleep and turn the creative juices off.
The economy is tanking and so is your well being.
A humorous story about a vegetable that is getting over his depression.
Two men meet together in a very accidental way. A poem.
How will your child look when she comes home from camp?
Here is the first of many politically correct nursery rhymes.
Cleopatra goes to a psychiatrist to discuss an important matter that is on her mind.
The state of our nation is facing perilous times. This poem is about our struggle.
Let's give a cheer for St. Patrick's Day.
This is a very humorous piece about being stimulated.
Enjoy the little wrinkle at the end.
Humorous poem about a boy who can wiggle his ears.
A sarcastic view of an owner's foreclosed home that is rapidly falling apart.
Here are words of pure lunacy. Deep thinking is out of the question.
Amusing poem about having the heat turned up too high.
You are a reflection of who you see in the mirror.
Come on and enjoy the cartoon party. You're bound to have a blast.
Here are some thoughts going on in your mind while the dentist is working on your teeth.
A whimsical poem about snow flakes.
Darion Peters is going to strike it rich with his cursed vase. What follows is shocking.
Be careful what you say when you are being charged by a bull.
Here are ten creative ways to start a food fight in the school cafeteria.
This is a poem about a man who walks out on a relationship.
Bullies have a bad reputation. Here are some things that will set them off.
This is a poem about a homeless person named Sloppy Joe.
A silly poem about just joking around.
You will be in for a most unpleasant time if you forget Valentine's Day.
Here's hoping that the economic stimulus package help turn our economy around.
Goof Ball is always causing trouble for others.
There's a new way for singles to meet each other. It's called the unemployment line.
Be careful when you walk into an antique store, you just might buy your ticket to oblivion.
This is a sweet, gentle poem about Baby Mindy.
A boyfriend wants to reignite his relationship with his former girlfriend.
This is a new satirical political advertisement.
Here are twenty things that life is like.
Here is a humorous attempt to win back your sweetheart on Valentine's Day after ending a romantic affair.
Enough with the crying. Straighten up your life.
It's time to overcome the jitters and perform before the audience.
A Valentine wish for a very tall woman.
Everyone deserves a Valentine even the Bride of Frankenstein.
A humorous poem about an eternal optimist who has lost everything.
This is a poem about a man that is infatuated with a beautiful lady.
In the final chapter of this story, Daffy Duck is able to turn the tables on Donald Duck. See how it all ends up.
Enjoy a real steamy Valentine from the Jolly Green Giant.
Snap and his father have a wonderful day together. A very humorous story.
This is a humorous poem about a wacky guy who really enjoys his life.
A humorous poem about messy play dough.
The stock market is sending tremors to investors.
Watch out for the bad drivers on the road. Their carelessness may lead into an accident.
Having a town gossip can be most unpleasant.
Here are ten humorous excuses for falling asleep in class.
Are you approaching the edge of nonexistence?
Extremely funny exchange between Barney the Dinosaur and the Wizard of Oz.
Funny poem about my attempt at painting my bedroom.
Humorous poem about carpooling.
Our economy is in need of a major stimulation. Good luck President Obama. You'll need it.
Here are some doctor and patient puns.
George is the class clown. Very funny poem.
Strange things are happening on Associated Content Street. Why not take a peek and find out for yourself.
Senator Huff and Puff tells you to make sacrifices or else.
Here are four silly rhymes for our times.
Some surveys will drive you crazy. Here is one example.
It's time to take out the trash.
Barack Obama has a special appointment for Superman.
Another stirring advertisement for a Barack Obama product. The laughter is free.
This is a fun poem about having the winter blues.
Filter Steven West's Published Content:
Search Steven West's Published Content:
Permalink: