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Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer announced they would be forming a new political party. And both Democrats and Republican breathe a sigh of relief.
In an effort to settle the Iran election, Karl Rove has been asked to step in. Will Iran ever be the same?
Carrie Prejean, Chastity Bono and Madonna all made news this week. Find out how. Read E-E-T.
The death of "Kung Fu" and "Kill Bill" star David Carradine has a knot of people buying rope.
It's E-E-T...the news ticker for those of you who like your news with a laugh chaser.
The debate on torture took an upturn when both Dick Cheney and Barack Obama volunteered to be waterboarded to end the matter once and for all.
New York State will introduce a pilot program in New York City jails, calling them "recession refuges."
It seems that no level of baseball is immune to performance enhancing drugs, when a five-year old was suspended this week.
Piglet, Winnie the Pooh's closet friend, can't seem to find a friend after the latest swine flu outbreak.
It seems like everyone is a Twitter now. But what about those who aren't? What are they doing? Let's answer.
Ashton Kutcher may be the first Twitter user to reach one million followers, but Paris Hilton says that's "not hot."
Pirates are not confined to Somali as Disney employees dressed as pirates took park guests hostage at Disneyland Thursday.
Since Madonna was recently turned down for an adoption, I have a perfect solution.
President Obama uses all his resources to bring back the United States image at home and abroad.
The Obama administration had to deal with its first gaffe after the President's appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno". But have they?
In jail, things will very different for Bernie Madoff. So I figured I'd help him along with some advice.
President Obama proved that he's expecting Americans to take matters in hand when it comes to health reform and the economy.
The Obama stimulus package passed its first test as the end of the world proved a stock buying opportunity.
Madonna shows that she is willing to "bare" the burden and do her part to make the Obama stimulus package a reality.
Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps may have lost Kellogg but new endorsements are coming in just the same.
President Obama proves there's more than one way to skin a Wall Street fat cat, but will they have nine lives?
George Bush's new coloring book is causing controversy much like his Presidency.
As the economy continues to falter, HR experts give you advice on how to assess your job's state and keep it.
After a needed drying out period, I'm back, cranky and GERD inflected as ever. But I still need a little more rest. So, I just ripped a page off of the E-E-T (Ed-E-torial) teletype. Hope you enjoy it.
Like everyone else, Santa Claus has to watch his balance sheet this year. Find out why.
The Obama Ecomomic Team believes eBay is the way to revive the economy. Will they get positive feedback?
Another economic earthquake struck as Santa Claus asked Congress for one trillion dollars to keep Christmas alive.
Attorney General Michael Mukasey came down with a case of the "vapors" Thursday. But it's all good. Or is it?
Supporting a fake troop withdrawal from Iraq, is it George Bush's last attempt to get his approval rating lower than his Yale G.P.A.?
In his first press conference, President-elect Barack Obama wasted no time solving the unemployment problem.
Would a 2012 Republican ticket of Palin & Joe the Plumber be a winner? Some Republicans think so.
John McCain wants to be the Ultimate Survivor? Bill Shatner slams Mr. Sulu. and an Amber Colt smack down.
Not only will Sarah Palin be on "Saturday Night Live", she actually answered a question outside the studio.
Our take on "Maxim Magazine's" Hottest Politicians. Then, a guy in a wheelchair who can read minds? A little David Blaine, a little "Murder Ball". Check our Wheelchair "Swami" Bob.
Sarah Palin proved that she could get men's dials going during the Vice Presidential debate. But is that enough? I say, "yes!"
First Lindsay Lohan and now Miss Piggy? See your reactions to Miss Piggy coming out of the pen and admitting she's bisexual.
The media failed to report on a break into John McCain's e-mail. Why? Is it because he's boring? Don't tell him that.
John McCain believes the path to success in the "War on Terror" is Britney Spears. Ooops, did he do it again?
Meet the girl who could have had web fame if it weren't for a cruel twist of, uh, Fate
Amber is ready to bare it to help Darfur. Are you? Do your part to help. Visit the eBay link and bid. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170255490051&ssPageName=ADME:L:LCA:US:1123
Presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain may have put his blog in his mouth when he chastised Lindsay Lohan for being a lesbian who dates out of her faith. Insane? Inspired? Or just a lack of an afternoon nap?
Presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain refuses to let Paris Hilton get in the last word or more skin when it comes to politics. McCain is ready to bare it all. But is the United States ready?
Britney Spears has vowed to put her reproductive organs in service or cervix to the world by donating her ovaries to Darfur. Inspired or insane?
John McCain proves that he might not be too old to be President as he gushes over Miley Cyrus' new CD, "Breakout".
John McCain's new campaign ad promises to make "The Dark Knight" look like the "Batman" TV series. Wise? Or is the "joker" on him?
Senator John McCain may be out to prove that he's just like the rest of us, because he stood on line to get his new iPhone 3G and even whined about it...a little.
The latest news, or the news the way it should be.
Paris Hilton has finally found a way to combine her party lifestyle and her promise to make a difference to those who need help. Apparently, sex can save if you put it on line.
In the latest Spears family chapter, newest potential pop star of the future, Maddie Spears, might have the last name of Jolie-Pitt or Madonna if the price is right.
Is it "straight talk" or "straight jacket talk" as John McCain asks a Kenyan witch doctor if Hillary Clinton has put a spell on Barack Obama?
As both Republicans and Democrats alike wonder what Hillary Clinton means by "suspending" her campaign, the Senator from New York may see her party's victory in black and white...TV that is.
To finally prove to the country that his age is irrelevant to performing the duties of President, Senator John McCain is determined to be the ultimate "Survivor".
President Bush has again given heads of state something to think about when he said that focusing on "hummus" will not bring peace to the Middle East.
With the Democrat nomination still open, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama claim they have independently hit on an "obvious" winning strategy.
A CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush's disapproval rating is the highest in modern history. But the White House doesn't agree, and they've hired an advertising agency to tell their side.
First the tape of an eighteen-moth old forced to smoke pot by eighteen-year old surfaced. Now the tape of an older person allegedly forced to smoke marijuana by individuals several years his senior begs the questions: "Is it illegal?"
It's not the size, but some times it is. Thanks to the Porn NOT cast of Ann Scobie and Matthew Arkin. Yes, Alan's other son.
For those who thought the Bush administration didn't have any more surprises, "George & Dick Go To Jordan" proved both political pundits and movie critics wrong.
It's not doggy. But it does have style. And it does beg the question why is a dog man's best friend anyway? Thanks to the Porn NOT guys, Joe Narciso and Oliver Vaquer
"Say it ain't so" might be the cry of tree huggers around the globe, because their champion, Al Gore, has gotten a whiff of high octane, and he wants more, more, more!
Ed takes you behind the scenes of the new MTV spin-off and visits to Comic-Con to interview this guy who has a body full of Transformer tattoos.
A new effort on Manhattan's Upper East Side is Solace that will give both your mind and body the solace you seek at the end of a stressful day or week.
The lengths some guys will go to when a certain urge comes over them. Meet a guy who struggles with that. Thanks to "Not Two" guy Oliver Vaquer. See more at www.FifthCOlumn-Media.com.
Item: (Los Angeles-CA) Vermont apple cheek fresh and pure as un-stepped on cocaine, Paris Hilton told TMZ exclusively that she no longer is just looking for good looking, Greek shipping heirs to "hook-up with", because according to Hilton, "I already slept with all of them. Isn't that hot?"
Two guys, um. I find this funny. But the phrase "soggy cookie" keeps coming to mind. Does that mean I could be gay? Now REALLY don't answer that...not that there's anything wrong with that. Thanks to the "not two" guys, Matthew Arkin and Joe Narciso.
Forget CNN, Google and definitely don't tune in to Fox because all the news you need to know is right here!
(New York-NY) Thanks for e-maling Wheelchair Bob. We got so many that we decided to give him some special time in this Ed-E-torial.
Elvis is not dead! He was just hiding. You'll never guess where. But Britney Spears has the answer.
...if I find this funny and arousing am I odd? Wait...don't asnwer. I'd rather not know.Thanks to the "Not Girls" Allegra Cohen and Ann Scobie.
(Washington, D.C.) Department of Homeland Security issued an upgraded Terror Level for New Orleans to Orange when it was rumored by Lohan's publicist that she might, in fact, be driving there in the next week.
The allegedly fake Holiday Greeting card sent to South Carolina Republicans on the eve of their primary is a puzzle the Mitt Romney team may not want to solve. Find out why.
(New York-NY) We never thought Ed would agree to it, and it's not like you haven't e-mailed us about bringing on a younger co-host. So meet Amber Colt.Now, you to decide if Amber should come back or not. Wherever you're viewing this, please vote by leaving a comment or e-mail eddruckman@gmail.com.
As the holiday sales switch to New Year's savings, should we be so happy about another year closer to The End?
Call it what you will, spanking the monkey, turning Japanese, choking the chicken or the good old sin of Onan. But Ed puts the question out there: Is internet porn the path to enlightenment?
A leaked White House memo from George Bush to Homeland Security and the CIA indicates that one "S. Claus" is to be put on a watch list through the month of December and "possibly to little Christmas." Has the White House gone too far?
(Hollywood - CA) Rob Zombie, fresh off of his Halloween success, will be directing the sequel to Steel Magnolias. After seeing Zombie's use of horror techniques, Producer Ty Billings approached him about the sequel. Billings explained, "Steel Magnolias has always been one my favorite horror films, especially those scenes with Shirley MacClaine and Olympia Dukakis. And I believe that Zombie can make the Shirley MacClaine even scarier." See it here.
Once again George Bush is trying to bring peace to the Middle East, and half of Americans don't really care; but the funny thing is the other half like the way he's not doing it.
Republicans are running for the high ground while spinning as fast as possible after a 2006 I.R.A. investment by Vice President Dick Cheney was made public.
Not since the government started keeping records in 1941 has there been such a rise in gonorrhea. Find out how you can still be sexually active and beat the crap out of the clap.
Rudy Giuliani received a big right-wing Christian endorsement last week, but can it stand being associated with the scandal around Bernard Kerik?
A growing movement has begun to take momentum on the web, the notion among left leaning members of the Catholic faith that Paris Hilton should be put on the road to sainthood.
Paris Hilton doesn't want to leave Rwanda the way she found it when she goes to the African nation on a five day trip next month. The humanitarian reality star plans to bring fashion "from there to here."
A week out of alcohol treatment, the dry life doesn't seem to be for Lindsay Lohan, as she went on the web to tell her side of why.
Right in time for Halloween, Paris Hilton has crossed over into the area of nutrition by endorsing a new diet that promises to be coming up all over the U.S., "The Friday the 13th Diet."
For those of you who only know Italian food from the frozen food aisles at Vons or Safeway, Vincent's Clam Bar in New York City's Little Italy is the tree from which these leaves grew.
George Bush has launched his most ambitious plan for Iraq. It doesn't involve Halliburton or Blackwater, but Disney, yes...Disney as in the duck and the mouse."
Will it be divorce court for the President as a series of e-mails from early 2006 causes politician and celebrity eyebrows to arch over a Texas sized lust affair?
If you liked the Beatles classic "Yesterday", you may have a bit of a musical surprise coming when you listen to "Leg's Away", a song allegedly penned by Paul McCartney to his ex, Heather.
Seinfeld did an episode about it. The Old Testament warns against it. But can being "master of your domain" help you problem solve?
It's Ed-E-torial #16. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed tackles Monica and Paris."
It's Ed-E-torial #17. The one where Wheelchair Bob asks you, "Clinton and Obama in 2008, dream or nightmare?"
As September 11th nears, as a New Yorker, it's women's feet that put it in perspective for me.
Pundits are just scratching their collective heads, when President Bush announced that he has nominated a Magic Eight Ball to replace Alberto Gonzales.
It looks as though the parents of teens approaching adolescence, won't have to worry about their children's eating habits on many levels thanks to a new artificial sweetener.
If you want to imagine the feel and taste of what New York City must have been like in the 1940s and 1950s when Supper Clubs and Night Clubs were the places, make a reservation at Brasserie Ruhlmann.
Tom DeLay isn't letting the possibility of jail stop him from rebuilding Iraq in a way only "the hammer' can.
Manhattan's East River Cafe serves up representative cuisine with good people watching. It's Cheers, but in Manhattan.
Stephen Hawking isn't content to unlock the secrets of the universe. Now he will do it in rhyme in the hip-hop community. "Yo-yo, Mr. A-tum."
On Manhattan's Upper East Side a dining experience from the 1950s is served up with the Spanish cuisine at Malaga.
Dick Cheney seems to be feeling fine after having a pacemaker tune-up, but maybe a little quick on the trigger as a 911 call shows.
Yuva is a new entry to Manhattan's Upper East Side Indian row of restaurants, but already it's a favorite of many.
For a wonderful meal, run off and join the circus, that's Circus in Manhattan for Brazilian cuisine.
A robot of George W. Bush will be placed in the Disneyland "Hall of the Presidents". The robot is alleged to be an exact replica of the President, right down to knowing the capitals of all forty-eight states.
Like Paris Hilton's storage box, the surprises are never ending when it comes to former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and his plan for victory over terror.
The Ku Klux Klan has never had a person of color as a member. It shares that honor with Dick Cheney's hunting club.
That Rolex you buy on your trip to New York City for twelve bucks may not just be from China anymore. It could be Rolex by Gaza Strip.
Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #15. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to that new hit web series Cop Story."
It appears that Paris Hilton is not the only blond celebrity who has been playing dumb. Jessica Simpson revealed she's gifted, and not in the way most men think.
U.S. fans of the hit show Survivor now don't need to go to another time zone to compete, when Survivor 2009 comes to New Orleans
Britney Spears proved she can do more than shock the press by doing her Basic Instinct impression for the internet. She's now a record producer!
A few needed tips to make Paris Hilton's jail time a breeze.
An internal memo from Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, calims that when blue M&Ms were used as a placebo, they "really got men going."
Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #14. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to the REAL man behind George W. Bush." Sorry to reveal it, George.
It was the height of the sexual revolution in the mid 1970s, and Tom Carvel was concerned that many underage teens were having sex. Concerned because it was an expanding market segment, and he wasn't getting a part of it.
Italian food so authentic it even makes an aging Jewish guy say, "Ciao, bella" to the hostess as soon as he enters.
When she turns 21 this July, the former teen, plans on doing more than visiting LA clubs and drinking, most of the time. She's becoming political.
DISCLAIMER: The following is a frank discussion of a bodily function for the purposes of philosophy. Those of you repulsed by either, please don't read.
Liberty Island now just has a torch where the Statue of Liberty used to be. But Lady Liberty wasn't stolen. She quit.
"As Charlton Heston is my witness, I didn't think you could kill a cartoon character" was the reaction of NRA Executive Vice President, Wayne LaPierre,
In the aftermath of the Virginia Tech shootings, the senseless loss of young lives cut tragically which may have been prevented if those leading lead better (Sounds a lot like Iraq.), Don Imus seems like a gnat.
Alberto Gonzales might be on the unemployment line right behind John Ashcroft and Donald Rumsfeld very soon.
Pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge.
Every movement needs to a) be called a movement and b) have a manifesto.
Steven Hirsch, President of Vivid Video, says: "I see these five topless mothers each carrying a sign that read 'War is indecent,' and I'm thinking hot moms, politically committed finally an adult film where you can use the Kleenex to blow your nose too."
The former Secretary of Defense is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch.
Frank Watkins the man behind the President, actually the man behind and to the left of George Bush.
The sudden disappearance of the Dixie Chicks after their Grammy bonanza has people asking have the Dixie Chicks been rendered?
A group of twenty-five six-year olds overturned five Hasbro electric cars and set fire to fifteen Barbie beach houses at a Florida Toys R Us yesterday over a depiction of Lindsay Lohan as a Muslim.
It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay.
TMZ.com, the site breaking the original Mel Gibson Michael Richards moment, claims to have another scoop.
It's Ed-E-torial #12. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce you to Michael "What the Buck" Buckley."
Britney Spears publicly bore her breasts in support of former Dick Cheney aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby at his trail for obstruction of justice.
Will this be the next marketing campaign for cigarettes?
Britney "You know what I'm packin' down under" Spears and Michael "Daddy of the Year in Dubai" Jackson book to be titled "A Baby Is Tougher Than You Think".
Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. And inspirational words they were too.
It's Ed-E-torial #11. Or as we like to call it: "The one where George "Wheelchair" Bush takes on George W. Bush." And, yes, we caught Britney in the act!
Ed Druckman finally meets a fan, and it was an eye opener.
The FDA claims that children today aren't fat as much as they're not skinny.
Iraqopoly is a joint effort between The White House and the Department of Defense.
It's Ed-E-torial #10. Yes, we've hit double digits. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Wheelchair Bobby let's you speak to George W. Bush."
President Bush's new plan has the civil war torn country coming together under the Golden Arches by July of 2007.
Tom Cruise has converted from Scientology to Existentialism in one of the oddest New Year's resolutions of 2007 and possibly ever.
Britney Spears, the most searched female on the web, will be locked in competition with Jessica Simpson, the most gassy female on the web.
Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes--2007 New Year's Resolutuion".
Super Bowl fans will get a treat this year, at least those who liked Paris Hilton eating a Carl's Jr. burger.
The Vatican announced today that actor George Clooney will be beatified for "his work in Ocean's 11, Syriana and Darfur."
Forget Britney Spears' upskirt oops! Lindsay Lohan launches a line unique hair extensions.
Lindsay Lohan signed a deal with VH-1 to play the role of Jessica Simpson playing Britney Spears in a movie of the soon to be Pop Mom's life, and not it's not on We or Lifetime.
In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq.
Does George Bush eBay? It semes so, and he's good at it too.
The breakup of the Spears-Federline union Britney confesses was over former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.
In her most recent column, Ann Coulter writes, "When I read some of the things I've written, I cringe.
Four-year-old Sam Adams, recently stopped from boarding a United Airlines flight in San Diego because his name matches a Sam Adams on the Transportation Security Administrations' "no-fly" list, might just be a terrorist. .
It's Ed-E-torial #2. Or as we like to call it "The one after 1 but before 3."
It's Ed-E-torial #5. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed admits his dark secret"
Always good for a laugh or at least a smile...It's Ed-E-torial
George Bush address a 2006 Graduation Class giving his unique type of advice.
Ed-E-torial #3. Or as we like to call it: "The one where you get to meet Wheelchair Bobby."
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