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Joanna Lopez

living in Orlando, FL
   
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TOTAL VIEWS: 245,592|PUBLISHED CONTENT: 76|FAVORITED BY: 26|CONTENT PRODUCER SINCE: 03/15/2005

I have a Bachelor's degree in English and will soon complete my Master's in English. Writing is my first love and I hope to do it for the rest of life no matter what.

Education/Experience: Bachelor's degree in English

Interests: Avid reader, writing, embrodiary, MST3k, Monty Python, Internet, English Humor

Motto: The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiousity-Dorothy Parker

Affiliations: WWW.fanstory.com, WWW.Nextbigwriter.com

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My thoughts on President Bush's plans to colonize the moon in 2018
This short story inspired my "How to Care For Your Dead Parrot" article. It was written years ago for my friends. Hope you like it. Read on:
A recipe to make your very own flavored lip gloss to wear this summer and/or all the time. Read on:
Do you know who Dorothy Parker is? She is one of our wittiest and most biting writers of the Twenieth Century. She is best known as one of the many New York writers who sat at the round table in the rainbow room in the Algonquin hotel. Read on:
Tarantino fan's I'm sure have seen Pulp Fiction as well as his latest "Grind house" with Robert Rodriguez. However, have you've seen True Romance? Read On:
You have probably heard about them or know their famous quotes. But have you've seen them? Read on:
I've tried every permanent hair color you can think of but I've found that Garnier Nutrisse nourishing color crème with fruit oil concentrations works the best. Read On:
Kurt Vonnegut (1922-2007) was one of America's greatest writers. His science fiction novels and short stories were politically irrelevant. Read on:
We writers need inspiration, encouragement and friendship to continue what we love to do the most; write. Here are 20 inspiring quotes to keep you writing. Read on:
Lehcaresor Papier Poudre' is my favorite thing in the world ever since that trip to the mall. I can't live without it. Read on:
Jane Austen speaks to every generation whether you were born a man or a woman everyone can identify with her characters. So, no wonder she is still so beloved centuries later. Read on:
I can't live without my Tiger Balm Relieving Ointment. It is a topical heat rub for muscle pain, headaches, rheumatism, arthritic pains, muscle strains, sprains and itching. It really works. Read on:
The urban legend is the stuff of ambigous origins. They are stories that are truths that have been distorted by many people that it bears no resemblance to its original story. Read on:
This is a short story is about a workaholic anxious to begin his long awaited vacation. This was an assignment for my descriptive writing class. I was supposed to describe sight, sound, smell. Read On:
Here's an article on how to cut a feather into a quill pen just like our forefathers wrote with:
Yes. It's March. But why wait till October? You can scare yourself anytime of the year and this film is the one that will scare you. Read On:
The body lay sprawled atop the table, dead."Can she be saved?" Mary asked through her tears. "I don't know." Michael answered. Read on:
Now that we have to say goodbye to the Soprano's I'd like to say the character I chose, as the best has been dead for two years now read on:
I break out in cold sweats when I think about learning how to drive. It is my greatest fear and the everday news does not help with reports of car crashes due to road rage. Read on:
Tips for saving on funeral expenses when a beloved pet parrot passes away. Read on:
Buying toys for your pet bird can be very expensive. That is why I have found a way to save money, time, and gas by making my own food toys for my two parakeets. Read on:
Here is a great book to read this spring break. It is an updated version of Jane Austen's beloved story of a comedy of errors. Read on:
Have you've heard of the Phil Hendrie show? Phil Hendrie is a radio personality found syndicated throughout the North American area on Premiere Radio and on XM Satellite Radio read on:
Reality shows has had the public's attention since its launch in 2000 with the "Survivor" series. Seven years later, the audience is still anxiously waiting for the next Reality show. But, how long will these Reality Shows last? Read on:
Hiccups are a common affliction that everyone has experienced. They are annoying and arrive at the most inopportune time and never go away fast enough for anyone's tastes. In this paper, I've examined some cures that I think will help you the next time you get an attack.
Chocolate is a sweet treat that has the power to make you feel great. But, did you know that that little piece of chocolate you are eating boosts brain power? Read on:
Yes, Jennifer Anniston is really pretty, and a great comedian (Today) but is this FRIENDS alumni destined to be a has been? Read on:
Road Rage refers to the motorist's extreme anger in response to another driver's injustice. Have you've suffered or are a victim of one? This article may help you. Read on:
What language do you suppose would be spoken in Ireland? Gaelic or English? This paper explores this films answer to this strange question.
Robert Frost speaks to the reader of how he thinks the world should end. Will it end in Fire representing evil/hate or in good/love representing goodness. The poet leaves it to the reader to decide.
Have you've ever wondered what that bouquet of roses you receive from your significant other on a date, anniversary, birthday signify? Read on to find out.
Its February and few weeks before Valentine's day! You are bond to hear this much-qouted poem by Robert Burns recited by your one and only. What you might not realize is the appeal of the poem stems from the author's boldness assertion and declaration.
I read this short story in High School and never forgot this story of the people that have an effect on our lives after they are gone whether we knew them or not.
I read this poem in College for my American Literature class. It is a different work from her more serious poems in that it is a satirical work about what is accepted in polite society.
Edgar Allen Poe's gothic detective story of Roderick and Madeline Usher, Literature,
Firefly, Serenity, Joss Whedon, TV Series, Cult-hit
A funny Valentine's day short story.
William Shakespeare, Poetry, Spring, Marriage, humorous
literary, detective, Sherlock Holmes, Victorian
Washington Irving, American Writer, Revolutionary War, Sleeping for twenty years.
John Updike, Short story, Amercian Writer, judging of society
Sci-Fi channel, humor, movies, Roger Corman, William Castle,
Guide, Christmas, winter wonderland, Disney, Snow, Florida,
Garrison Keilor,Writer, Tip Top Club, Literature, Public Radio
Leslie Silko, Native American, Mexican woman, Writer, woman's rights.
Christmas, Santa, Little girl, bad or good, Morality Lesson
Humor, Santa claus, christmas, Naughty or nice list, excuses
Good bad movies, DVD reviews , Cable, Drive in movies
Flannery 0'Connor, Literature, Short story
College Research paper, Mark Twain, American humorist, Social, Political satire, connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
Humorous article, writing, excuses, procrastination.
Ridiculous, infomercial review
Some people are content to own regular pets while others prefer the more exotic, such as chinchillas, mice, and monkeys.
Cures for specific phobias, icluding psychotherapy, behavior techniques, exposure therapy, and cognitive therapies.
Educational software will make learning to read fun for your pre-k child.
The history of Soap Operas
Crafting your own earrings is a fun and creative hobby for anyone. You can create individual styles to give away as gifts or to sell. You can find special exotic bead supplies and tools for beading your own piece of jewelry on the Internet.
Central Florida accommodates both children and the child at heart in all of us with theme parks ready to celebrate the fun of Halloween along with you.
Costume contacts are not exclusive to movie starts any longer.
Dying your hair is a great way to express yourself. Here is some advice for coloring your hair and having fun.
Animal Crossing, Nintendo's "communication" game.
Many women have at one point in their lives considered electrolysis to remove unwanted hair.
Plato's closet is a unique consignment retail store just for teens and young adults. They buy and sell the latest fashions in used clothing and accessories you have in your closet. This isn't a typical resale store.
It's hard to review a piece of hardware. It is not a matter of taste; it is a matter of if the customer wants to spend the money.
Gatorland is a great stop before or after visiting the noisy, crowded parks in Florida
This game delivers hours of rapping and toe tapping fun.
Escape from Monkey Island, is the fourth of a series of adventure games once exclusive only to the PC.
Other companys guarantee you will loose weight in two to three weeks whcih always turns out not to be the case. Stamina electronic mini stepper is different.
A different world with different strategy collecting everyday items worth a lot in Olimar's world
Gamecube's Pikmin is an innovative and gorgeous game.
This is not your everyday golf game. This is Frolf, frog-golf.
Your success and failure depends on how much salt, sugar and fat you get into your visitors.
This gothic tale of witchcraft is the most beautiful horror film I have ever seen
Delivers hours of fun without killing anyone.
A look into to the bizzare mind of David Lynch.
Shaun of the dead gives George Romero's film Dawn of the dead, a brilliant, comedic twist.