George F'N Washington

Here's why I won't be voting in the 2008 Election.

It would be better off to listen, than to read this caption.

Results from the Feb 2nd event.

You are what you are and I say what I say.

Lillian Ellison, better known as The Fabulous Moolah passed away last night in Columbia, SC at the age of 84. Moolah is known as a WWE Hall of Famer and the longest reigning champion in the history of...

Any of this just seem ridiculous?

Wonder when that Kardashian/Hilton tape is coming out?

Many people have come up with the idea of hell on Earth. Just maybe, California is hell. You guys do have those massive fires that sweep over many acres.

In this article you may find some controversial costume ideas, but hey, it's all in fun right? Or is it? I do not encourage actually using any of these costumes...except for GG Allin; if you do that ...

I've been a lot of things on Halloween. A vampire, Batman, a woman. But I have to say my best costume was when I dressed up as my favorite professional wrestler "The Russian Nightmare" Nikita Koloff.

This one is easy, and controversial. Just take the stereotypes of each race and use them. For the white person look put on a whiteface, tie a sweater around your waist, and carry a tennis racket. For ...

I know times have been tough lately. The rehab, then leaving rehab, then back to rehab, then leaving rehab, then back to rehab.

We had a big pie-eating contest at the middle school one year. There was the big kid who was the favorite that noone really liked, I kind of took to the kid. After about halfway through seven or so pi...

One of my favorites was a guy dressed up as the Predator like the alien in the movie, trained by Adrian Street

Earlier you told me about your friend "Lucas" who drank urine for money one time. Why would he do that?

Was Tommi Feathers the stiffest transvestite in the indies?

The fat girl Persia isn't even white. Her name is Persia, which denotes something not white.

We could use retards in the military. If we sent a gaggle (proper term for a large group of tards) of retards over to Iraq and told them that the enemy had candy and toys, candy and toys that they sto...

Why don't you girls get a real job like me? I write on this website and try to get people to help me transfer my money from Zimbabwe since I am a Prince there.

Once we got to our new post (BIAP, Baghdad International Airport) the first thing we thought of was getting somewhere to sleep and wash our asses.

From a show standpoint, it had to be the Hardyz v. Serial Thrillaz (Shane Helms & Mike Maverick) match on January 29, 1999. Many people have called it the best indy match of that decade.

He did a balcony dive on the first show he worked for me. When Matt saw the tape, even though there were A.J. Styles and some other guys who I was very high on at the show, his comment was "What about...

First we sorted the bodies, tried to get any names to identify the bodies and then had a Muslim cleric to do their prayer thingy.

An old missile tip under a bag with a detonation cord. Nowadays they are removing pieces of the road at nighttime, placing the bombs and refilling the road for the new morning...

My man Lucas drank pee, a whole quart of piss outta King Cobra bottle for $15 one time.

Since then I have only seen Gloria once. She has gained weight and her baby looks ugly. I win.

When I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store that also employed the famous WWC star "Waffle House Ron." We would bullshit around about wrestling and he mentioned that he knew a guy named Bro...

To me, my favorite thus far has been getting to announce for Anarchy. I rode down with Blake to Hardcore Hell 2005 and it blew me away.

You formed OMEGA with Matt and Jeff Hardy. Why was OMEGA created? Matt didn't have the resources to continue running New Frontier Wrestling Association.

Today, with an abundance of jobs out there, instead of getting a job I will tell you how not to get one. I know what you are saying, not getting a job, that's easy, all you have to do is lay around. N...

Anyone can be a pro-wrestler, they can get trained by some bum and then wrestle. This article will be how to become a good wrestler.

On my way out I would not take too much shit from people. Well I saw a 1SG (E-8) messing with one of my soldiers and sawing some very racist comments about him being native american.

On one hand she's lucky, now she doesn't have to sit here on Earth mourning the loss of her son. Then on the other end she doesn't get to experience raising a daughter either.

You would be surprised. On the outside my lifestyle may not seem that great, but it is the perfect life.

My first trip to McDonald's took a little while. I order my food, I get my food, then the Dutch kid says something so me.

The only things open were a couple of porn shops so of course I went in. Weird porn there, women with eels, snakes, fish, whatever you can think of.

I despise a mouse. To quote a great philosopher, "I hate those meeses to pieces."

I never realized how much celebrities make me sick until I just watched ten minutes of Entertainment Tonight. First you have Miss USA Tara Connors.

An effective low-budget way of promoting your show is through flyers. Anywhere you see a window you should stop inside the business to see if you can put one up, or at the very least leave some on the...

I took Tae Kwon Do years and years ago. I thought I would be the Karate Kid in a few weeks or so, but Tae Kwon takes much longer to practice, and master.

MH: Now you're quoting Michael Jackson? What is with this Emo movement? When will it end?

Really, what others think of you have no bearing. What you think of yourself is what matters.

Loyalty from my talent, fans, and family. I try to listen to the paying customers and give them the best I can with a low budget. Keep it clean and old school.

Chart your course. Do you want to try and do a big show and possibly blow your whole load on one event?

Now you have a venue, a ring, and a date for the event. It's time for the most important part, booking the talent.

At one point the most cracked out black stripper I have ever seen walks out on stage. She was at least 45 with a pencil thin mustache.

The main thing to realize is that if you are starting your own wrestling promotion thinking you will get rich, chances are you are in for a rude awakening. There are very few promotions that actually ...

I took a look to my left across the way and noticed a coffee shop. Found the red light district as well when a black hooker tried to talk a friend into some sex for money, calling him Biggy.

Mister Hutto: You are an aspiring Mixed Martial Arts fighter. I take it you have a martial arts background?

What did you expect when you heard ECW was coming back? I expected some semblance of the old ECW. Some of the old stars, language, that ECW attitude.

Feeling blue? Why is that? I believe I have an idea.

If you listen to the "smart" wrestling fans, or smarks, you would believe WWE is the worst wrestling promotion that has ever existed. However that is far from the truth.

I traded in Guitar Hero 2 for Smackdown Vs. Raw 2007. One plus with that trade is my feet will not swell from standing up for hours and rocking out.

Through various excursions of sex-capades that would make Ron Jeremy blush I bring to you, some of my favorite positions, straight from the Kama Sutra. One position you should be quite familiar with, ...

As a young pothead in 1999 I had one major thing to look forward to, and that was the Cannabis Cup held in Amsterdam, Holland. This would be my first trip on a plane and just getting there is a story ...

For smokers, quitting can be the hardest thing one can do in life. I smoked for eight years, I have quit now for two years.

Kurt Angle going to TNA had me interested for awhile. Watching Angle debut in TNA gave me chill bumps and his wrestling style fit's the TNA brand, his feud with Samoa Joe is good, but already I tire o...

A local man was found in a hobby store naked. The man had his pants around his ankles, passed out, with a handful of furry buttons.

The Karate Kid is a classic. The story of the new kid in town being bullied by the Cobra Kai until a Japanese man takes the kid under his wing.

In this article I discuss several sexual positions from the Indian lovemaking style called the Kama-Sutra. Including pros and cons and play by play analysis.

The Lord has called me Jason, that is what I am here for. If I can change one person's view on abortion, then I have done my job. But I will not stop there, I am a soldier for what is right.

They surround us and make us lay on the hot pavement face down with our hands behind our back. They go through our bags and my van. Turns out we were in a bank parking lot and the bank had called the ...

The two would meet up in New York City, where Richards will be performing on Broadway for the debut of "Boogie Nights Live" playing the role of Scotty. From there Oprah decides it's time to take Ri...

New Years Revolution is the first pay-per view of the year. It doesn't have the Elimination Chamber, but what it does have is alot of competitive matches. Viewers have great things to look forward to ...

When I was in Junior High my Dad was in a hunting club in Laurens, South Carolina with Wahoo McDaniel. He gave Dad some tickets and the family went to Greenville.

On tonights, WWE RAW, Donald Trump defeated Rosie O Donnell in a wrestling match.

"Cobwebs" Wilford Brimley rides a horse

"Homage to Miyagi" I'm the best around Let's go to Golf N Stuff man

Talladega Nights Thank you lil baby Jesus

That's a question I often find asking myself. I used to enjoy smoking cigarettes, I have been nicotine-sober for two years now.

I am hungry now