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Crystal Werginliving in Lake Geneva, WI
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Married, two grown kids, humorist, bicyclist Education/Experience: Majored in psychology and creative writing at the University of Wisconsin; retired social worker Interests: Cooking, baking, bicycling, reading, traveling, video poker Motto: Tis better to have laughed and lost than never to have laughed at all URL RSS |
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Two cousins reconnect after one is diagnosed with cancer. By Crystal Wergin | Published 4/19/2008
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Overview of H.R.522 hearings, the pending credit card bill. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/16/2008
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Humorous account of a dog-sitting adventure that resulted in the dog eating a birthday cake. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/11/2008
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Humorous article tying snowy winters to a high divorce rate By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/4/2008
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Humorous essay about the ups and downs of a hair trigger nausea reflex. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/27/2008
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Humorous essay about how good manners seem to take a back seat on midnight flights. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/16/2008
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Tongue-in-cheek essay about the slag heap of relationships six women in one family leave behind. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/9/2008
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Essay about an unexpected phone call from a Hollywood star. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/1/2008
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Humorous acount of one woman's nightmare come true when the bathroom door swings open while she's seated in a public restroom. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/22/2008
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Humorous essay about elderly mother not knowing when or where she "misplaced" part of her lung. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/15/2008
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Essay about the loss of a girlhood best friend. By Crystal Wergin | Published 12/27/2007
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Humorous paraody on the classic poem, "'Twas the Night Before Christmas" By Crystal Wergin | Published 12/20/2007
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Humorous essay filled with wisecracks made by a blunt senior citizen to medical personnel during medical exams. By Crystal Wergin | Published 12/12/2007
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Couple finds out they have the same last name as the state senator where they vacation - and discover that it doesn't hurt. By Crystal Wergin | Published 12/7/2007
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Humorous account of how running out of toilet paper on Christmas day broke up a family Christmas vacation a day early. By Crystal Wergin | Published 12/5/2007
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Humorous look at why standard cell phone quick notes fall short. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/26/2007
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How I got de-magnetized out of my room in my gym suit at a swank hotel. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/20/2007
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Tongue-in-cheek "inside scoop" about a little known ten dollar debt Bon JOvi still owes to rocker friend. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/15/2007
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Humorous essay by writer who was groomed to become a flight attendant by her mother, but admits she never became one because she's too mean. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/13/2007
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Humorous essay about two rural sisters who find themselves unable to successfully travel one floor on an elevator. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/8/2007
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Humorous essay about one woman's journey to making peace with her breasts, and the secret underworld of women conversing about the "girls" with one another. By Crystal Wergin | Published 11/2/2007
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Humorous essay on the hazards of boomers wearing low-rise pants By Crystal Wergin | Published 10/31/2007
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Satirical abastract of do's and don'ts for those who work at home. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/22/2007
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True and humorous account of how one woman's clutzy behavior with her shopping cart, and a spring-loaded rental car door almost got her beat up in the grocery store parking lot. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/22/2007
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Humorous account of one woman's coming clean about her fear of tight spaces. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/20/2007
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One mother's humorous take on the younger generation's fear of eating and fat By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/20/2007
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Humorous true account of how the writer and her husband won 11 pies in a Las Vegas promotion. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/14/2007
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Poignant ssay about how an old cookbook keeps a granddaughter connected to her grandmother and discovers their shared love of baking. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/14/2007
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Poignant tribute to a snow-loving German Shepherd who passed while away playing in the first snowfall of 2006. By Crystal Wergin | Published 3/14/2007
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Humorists tongue-in-cheek essay eschewing the stuffy title of "artist." By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/27/2007
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Questionnaire quickly reveals whether you are mentally adept enough to use the self-checkout line at the grocery store. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/27/2007
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Satirical letter to editor explaining how a missing "but" changed the meaning of a sentence. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/27/2007
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One woman's frustrating attempt to diagnose stubborn, stuck-up Wipers. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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Hilarious account of a couple who find a live mouse in a mousetrap and how they finally managed to catch and release it. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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Tongue-in-cheek account of fast food foul-ups. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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Tongue-in-cheek listing of all the depressing "holidays" in February that make it the cruelest month, including National Toothache Day. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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Wry account of how a vacationing couple shows up at a popular hotel chain only to find out that their luxury suite has been given away due to being victims of credit card fraud. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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Tongue-in-cheek case for why we should all appreciate global warming more. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/15/2007
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One woman's story of plugging up an entire cruise ship's plumbing system. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/10/2007
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Satirical look at how young people are benefitting from an aging generation's forgetfulness by way of finding stuff they leave behind in shopping carts, etc. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/10/2007
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Wry essay by dog owner who knows her dog is strange, and hangs a sign by her door that says so. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/10/2007
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Internet circulated personality inventory evokes some typical answers -- and then the truth! By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/10/2007
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Humorous account of a first time spray-on tan fiasco. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/10/2007
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One woman's plans for the future that don't include the dog. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/1/2007
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Makes a humorous case for why people over 40 are too forgetful to go camping. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/1/2007
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Satirical samples of greeting cards that would be apprpriate for a woman after a breakup. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/1/2007
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One woman comes to terms with her bitchhood. By Crystal Wergin | Published 2/1/2007
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Satirical take on a standard "are you an questionnaire" inventory. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Tongue in cheek play by play account of one customer's eternal on-hold experience with Dell's customer seervice department. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Tongue-in-cheek story about a couple getting a room right below the fitness cneter. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Satirical essay on getting seated next to loudmouths at a fooball game. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Humorous account of an unsuccessful attempt at using a nasal spray pump. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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A humorous essay on one woman's introduction to te world of fake nails. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Humorous account of a rural lady's near-captivity by a tollbooth. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/31/2007
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Individual case history about the Internet counterfeit cashier's check scam sweeping the country. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/24/2007
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Wry take on test-driving seven cars in five weeks. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/24/2007
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Amusing out-takes from the minor annoyances of renting a car. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/24/2007
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Four grown sisters all seem to find the wrong things to say during pre-surgery visit with their mother By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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A satirical look at the unusual problem of dry trap syndrome By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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A humorous rant over the indignities of automatic flushing By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Six-month dishwasher repair effort stretches from Thanksgiving to Valentine's Day makes for confusing relationship with repairman By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Parodies fighting her chocolate addiction to joining bootcamp By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Wife draws the short straw when deciding who gets to drive the car with the faulty aribag to the dealership. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Humorous look at couple, both missing the handyman gene. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Broken stateroom toilet just one of many glitches to ruin couple's 2nd cruise. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Satirical letter "unwelcoming" the new neighbor. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Satirical look at tangle with impish TSA agent. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Satirical look at new, less efficient luggage drop-off procedure at airports. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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New Year's resolution to stop lying to Police officers. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Satirical look at how some vacuum vacuum cleaners bonk you in the back of the head when you're not looking. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/18/2007
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Middle-aged bicyclists eschew the discomforts of biking for a cushy seat at the slot machine. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/17/2007
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Guide on how to ignore your fitness equipment. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/9/2007
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Full Year of diet and exercise in 2006 results in 9-pound weight gain. By Crystal Wergin | Published 1/9/2007
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