Nancy V Canfield
Living in , ME
Total page views: 70,159
Published Content: 400
Fans: 126
On AC since: 01.31.09
Bio:
Survived 40 years in the USPS, with half a brain in tact. One published children's book, "Oliver Stinkwell", sequel in the works. My family is the core of my existence. They at times let me go out by myself, as long as I wear my name tag.
Survived 40 years in the USPS, with half a brain in tact. One published children's book, "Oliver Stinkwell", sequel in the works. My family is the core of my existence. They at times let me go out by myself, as long as I wear my name tag.
Education/Experience:
H/S graduate, SOHN
H/S graduate, SOHN
Interests:
Diverse opinions, writing, reading, poetry, fiction, sketching, music, piano, politics, sewing, training and instructing, gardening, decorating, humor, common sense, and trying to outsmart my family. My one area of expertise is sleeping with one eye open.
Diverse opinions, writing, reading, poetry, fiction, sketching, music, piano, politics, sewing, training and instructing, gardening, decorating, humor, common sense, and trying to outsmart my family. My one area of expertise is sleeping with one eye open.
Motto:
Never allow complacency to limit imagination or dreams.
Never allow complacency to limit imagination or dreams.
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Irish Limerick
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/9/2010
Paying taxes makes me dance.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/9/2010
According to many, I have lost my mind.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/8/2010
Not everyone wants to send flowers and candy to sweetie pie on Valentine's Day!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/8/2010
More heckling, very little constructive suggestions, and one big hurrah!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/8/2010
The little guy has to dress up like the author of the book he is reading. He doesn't know it's a girl.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/7/2010
I have found my niche in the "peanut gallery".
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/4/2010
Change takes some getting used to.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 2/3/2010
The best part of going away for a few days is coming home...or is it?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/31/2010
My advisor's suggestions about page views
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/26/2010
Sometimes a safety short-cut is required
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/22/2010
A look at famous movie quotes
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/21/2010
My view on plastic surgery
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/21/2010
I'm cleaning house, but don't tell anyone
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/20/2010
Robin Leach should have come to my house.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/19/2010
Surviving a snowstorm at the Griswold household.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/18/2010
A four in one assignment for Associated Content
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/14/2010
The impact Of Elvis Presley on our lives, and who might have killed him.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/11/2010
I guess there is something to be said for thriftyskates.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/11/2010
The nephew stopped by the other day to help me with some financial decisions.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/10/2010
All things come to an end, and some can never be replaced.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/8/2010
Our dreams may tell us more about ourselves than we realize.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/8/2010
Sharing information and intelligence is not a novel idea.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/7/2010
Weight lifting can be hazardous to my health
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/6/2010
A failed New Year's resolution is a learning tool.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/4/2010
Examing "self" improvement.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/2/2010
Horoscopes can be whatever you make them.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/1/2010
I am inspired by General George S. Patton! How about you?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 1/1/2010
Pattie was a hard woman to pin down, but I finally found her.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/31/2009
The kids on the street are nervous.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/31/2009
Who was your most memorable teacher?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/30/2009
Are you concerned about your dreams of retirement becoming nightmares? It might just be a question of perspective.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/30/2009
What about my right to survival?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/30/2009
Looking back, some were good, some not so much
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/27/2009
What's the difference between Facebook and Twitter?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/27/2009
My actions have often been misunderstood, and now even my good friend Pattie Byrd has taken to perpetuating them!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/26/2009
It's been quite an interesting journey.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/23/2009
The number of AC writers in the previous article is...
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/19/2009
Another (yawn) Yahoo news flash to thrill ya!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/19/2009
Figuring out the power company
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/19/2009
How many popular AC writers can you find?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/18/2009
I have my own ideas about the "Christmas Club"
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/18/2009
Please don't try to improve everything.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/17/2009
It's tough trying to get an interview from Santa.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/16/2009
Keep these few things in mind when wrapping for Christmas
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/16/2009
I fought the paper clip and the paper clip won
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/15/2009
So Linda Louise Johnson is a star! Well, I got a rousing ovation at Wal Mart.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/14/2009
The trails are open, so grab your gear!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/12/2009
I need more than feng shui to balance my house.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/11/2009
I don't think I'm quite what you're looking for
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/10/2009
An introduction to our winning team!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/9/2009
Don't you just love those computer letters?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/9/2009
I can do most of my work sitting down.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/8/2009
Just a few thoughts bouncing around in my head.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/8/2009
Figuring out feminine hygiene products.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/7/2009
I might give one or two of these a whirl.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/6/2009
That wasn't Saint Nick in the sleigh
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/5/2009
"Legends in Concert", too much hype, but a fun show.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 12/5/2009
Why I look forward to Christmas
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/30/2009
Each year, we all celebrate the lighting of the Christmas tree
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/30/2009
The sister thought I was picking on her, and wants equal time.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/26/2009
We're trying something new this year. An early Thanksgiving dinner.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/25/2009
What I am thankful for this Thanksgiving
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/25/2009
The North Pole is unionized, Santa ousted in hostile takeover!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/21/2009
The older you get the harder it is to clip your toe nails
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/20/2009
It's fun and easy to calculate BMI. Do you know what it is?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/15/2009
I'm sure in was unintentional, but David just reopened my eyes.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/14/2009
Turns out Sarah Palin and I have a lot in common.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/13/2009
Our first fake Christmas tree
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/13/2009
Correctness to the extreme?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/12/2009
Accepted violence in society
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/10/2009
The humorous side of prayer
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/9/2009
Three Maine seniors honor servicemen
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/8/2009
How to make monet while shopping for a Christmas tree
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/6/2009
Understanding the un-understandable of online writing
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/3/2009
Kids faking an illness to stay home from school just aren't that smart
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/3/2009
Our 40th un-anniversary celebration dinner.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 11/2/2009
Famous last words...did you remember to go potty?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/31/2009
I've gone full circle in the sex article department
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/29/2009
Innovative ways to "save" money.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/28/2009
Yes, people, AC's sex crazed writers have gone off the deep end yet again.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/27/2009
Mail catalog shopping is one way to buy things you don't need
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/26/2009
Whatever happened to drawing a face on a pumpkin with a magic marker?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/26/2009
I have a very unusual hobby and pasttime.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/25/2009
There are many things I don't need to know about
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/24/2009
Geraldo makes a lot of sense, from time to time.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/23/2009
Virginia man arrested for drinking coffee in the buff.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/22/2009
Don't ever cut your hair late at night.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/21/2009
I think that professional "sports" should require "manship" to follow.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/20/2009
A lot of confusion still exists over the H1N1 shot, and here is why.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/20/2009
A harvestfest yardsale, not what it was cracked up to be.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/19/2009
Being agreeable is not always the best way to go.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/19/2009
Evaluating the need for staffers.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/7/2009
An open letter to Associated Content.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/5/2009
How to improve the IRS by contests and rewards!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/5/2009
Diplomacy should be like a game of marbles
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/4/2009
Why would anyone want to?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/3/2009
Chris Cassidy returns home to earth...and York
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/2/2009
Preparing for winter without our fearless leader.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 10/1/2009
Not just another turkey recipe.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/29/2009
Helpful tips for internet dating
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/28/2009
Redefining dating do's and dont's for the over 50 hotties.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/28/2009
The Rochester Fair from beginning to end.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/28/2009
Unlike many, I can stay home and leaf peep.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/27/2009
Age has its limitations, but the brain does not.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/27/2009
An annual trip to Jackman Maine
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/26/2009
Some writers need to tone it down!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/22/2009
In case you forgot, this is how to "Chicken Dance"!
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/20/2009
There really is a Santa Claus. It's us.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/20/2009
Sampling Kendall Jackson
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/18/2009
What's the deal with these Snuggies?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/18/2009
Bring those plants out for the summer, and back in for the winter.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/18/2009
Do you really hate everything you say you do?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/17/2009
Mailing a package isn't easy from either side of the counter.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/16/2009
Obama gives a speech on the economy. Well, sort of.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/15/2009
A rearrangement of the Louis Armstrong song
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/15/2009
A waterskiing adventure from a real pro.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/14/2009
It's important to empty the hot tub before moving it.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/13/2009
A couple of recipes for any one who drinks wine
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/12/2009
My pleading eyes are wide open as she looms menacingly over me. Her hair rains blood on my face as her dead eyes bore into mine.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/11/2009
Six fleas can cause monumental problems.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/11/2009
We should have a writer's convention, so says the nephew
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/9/2009
A few loose ends to tie up before I croak.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/7/2009
An untried and probably untrue view of cybersex.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/7/2009
I can't get e refill without junping through hoops.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/4/2009
I knew I could get into it, after a few days of dieting
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/4/2009
What would the letters the President has asked kids to write sound like?
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/3/2009
I have a few ideas about the school systems today
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/2/2009
Doing nothing takes a lot of something
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 9/2/2009
Well, the title pretty much says it all.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 8/31/2009
Having a little fun with a telemarketer
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 8/30/2009
I really should think twice before doing some things
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 8/30/2009
There was nothing magical about this trip to Disney.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 8/29/2009
A review of adult diapers, in anticipation of what may come.
By Nancy V Canfield | Published 8/27/2009
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