Bio:
Just your average psycho. Avid gamer. Dreamer. Sillyheart. Cousin to the Queen and our beloved Walt Disney.
Just your average psycho. Avid gamer. Dreamer. Sillyheart. Cousin to the Queen and our beloved Walt Disney.
Education/Experience:
Bachelor of Science, Computer Science/Minor in Mathematics; Paralegal Cert. ongoing
Bachelor of Science, Computer Science/Minor in Mathematics; Paralegal Cert. ongoing
Interests:
Pirates, rare books, movies, law, art, writing, music, video games, genealogy, cooking, travel, politics, secret cults, llamas, jewelry
Pirates, rare books, movies, law, art, writing, music, video games, genealogy, cooking, travel, politics, secret cults, llamas, jewelry
Motto:
Put some cheese on it.
Put some cheese on it.
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A poem dedicated to the menace that is global climate change. Carbon dioxide is the evil.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 12/20/2009
Some babies have weird-shaped heads. Try not to freak out; it can get better.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 11/15/2009
Tired of simply co-existing with your husband in the same dwelling? Wishing he would be more interested in you, the children, the house? Follow these tips for a happier marriage.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 6/11/2009
A review of Thomas DiLorenzo's The Real Lincoln. This book takes a new perspective on the legend that is Abraham Lincoln.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 9/24/2008
Pros and cons of thrift shops in Georgetown, Kentucky.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 8/27/2008
Ben Stiller. You burn me. Warning: spoilers.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 8/21/2008
A comparison of two amateur journalist websites.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 4/15/2008
The rumors came true - Tubby Smith has quit coaching Kentucky basketball. He has gone to the icy north of Minnesota to coach the Golden Gophers.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 3/23/2007
Snot - a delicacy for the uncouth among us apparently. For those of you out there that can't wait to taste another booger, be advised of the health risks involved with picking your nose.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 3/15/2007
Searching for your college buddies on MySpace? Longing to chat with your long lost friends from high school? A few tips on finding friends and people searching on MySpace.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/26/2007
A Lexington, Kentucky, police officer has been fired for comments and postings on his MySpace webpage related to the arrest of John Michael Montgomery, nearly a year after being suspended.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/22/2007
Tips to tame dry hair from a girl with hair that flys-away even when it's soaking wet. There is hope.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/21/2007
Interested in shaking the skeletons in your closet? Did great-great-great-grandad really get shot in the Civil War? Did Grampa Jones really know Al Capone? For the novice genealogist, read how to get started tracing your family tree.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/5/2007
A bunny and a gerbil torture a mouse. Now this is funny stuff.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/5/2007
Girls with boobs. So what?
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/5/2007
What would you do for a Snickers bar?
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/4/2007
The next president could very well be female or a minority. Is the country more likely to accept one over the other? Does it matter? Read what some survey respondents have to say on the matter.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/3/2007
Wow, a six-year old has a short attention span? Who'd a thunk it? You say you couldn't remember where you parked? Must be a disease. My evil rant on why ADHD/ADD and other "conditions" are hype by the pharmaceutical companies or hypochondriac crazies.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/1/2007
A brief look at freaky druids, arthritic Vulcans, and crime-deterrent projectile phones.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 2/1/2007
America Ferrera won a Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical. A blurb on why America is awesome!
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 1/21/2007
Freeloaders and bums are an increasing menace to society today. Read the warning signs and ways to rid yourself of these malicious moochers.
By Captain LlamaPants | Published 1/15/2007
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