William Pinn
Living in Roseville, CA
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Published Content: 207
Fans: 25
On AC since: 02.03.07
Bio:
Writer, musician, athlete, mathematician, scientist, philosopher, comedian, programer.
Writer, musician, athlete, mathematician, scientist, philosopher, comedian, programer.
Education/Experience:
Some college, mostly self taught.
Some college, mostly self taught.
Interests:
See biography.
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A poem dedicated to Black History Month and Martin Luther King.
By William Pinn | Published 2/1/2010
Here is a love song for desperate people. The lyrics are:
I want a robot lover;
She'll be like no other;
She'll do what I say,
Won't get in my way;
What more could I ask for?
I don't have to feed her;
I only need to tease her;
I just pump in some air,
And put on her hair;
What more could I ask for?
Don't tell me it's wrong;
I know you want one too;
A robot lover would be good for you...
She comes in a box,
Assembly required,
Batteries not included;
She'll fill my desires...
I wanna robot lover...
By William Pinn | Published 1/27/2010
Here's a romantic rock 'n roll valentine love song comin' at ya!
Breathless is the path that you want to go down...
Your lips silently say...
Your tongue shows the way...
As my head starts spinning around and around...
I lose track of the time...
And the lonely that I'm...
Is it love?
Or is it lust?
Well it's not hate
Or reality t.v.
By William Pinn | Published 1/25/2010
Perhaps Google sneaked into your house when you were asleep and installed a chip in your brain.
By William Pinn | Published 1/12/2010
Mah cuzin Jeb says Kirstin Dunst would be funner than skinnin' varmints.
By William Pinn | Published 1/3/2010
Nicole Kidman is purdier than all mah tattoos put together! Yeeehaaaw!
By William Pinn | Published 1/3/2010
Win she's around, I reckon she makes them birdies sing like they're on steroids!
By William Pinn | Published 1/3/2010
Paris Hilton is purdier than a coon-cap in a microwave.
By William Pinn | Published 1/1/2010
OK, so you're a climatologist and some whistler blower published your emails on the internet for all to see. What can you do?
By William Pinn | Published 1/1/2010
Hacker or Whisleblower? You decide! (Cue up theme music.)
By William Pinn | Published 12/12/2009
Then there was the whole business of God creating Man from a clay figurine--when there is so much evidence of evolution. According to Genesis, the first day and night were created before God created the sun!
By William Pinn | Published 12/6/2009
So I'm sitting at my computer; it's around two in the morning (yes, I know I need to get a life), when suddenly my whole left side feels like it was hit by bird shot!
By William Pinn | Published 10/18/2009
I don't think there is anything wrong with the quality of American healthcare. I think the thing that concerns me and most Americans, and the thing that is likely to kill us, is the BILL!
By William Pinn | Published 9/2/2009
No one likes a hypocrite! But every human being is a hypocrite to some extent. Have you ever told a lie? Have you told your children lying is wrong? See what I mean?
By William Pinn | Published 8/26/2009
The year is 2020. Yes, you live in a box now. You can't come and go as you please, because you might hurt yourself or other citizens.
By William Pinn | Published 8/22/2009
You may have heard about the new drug on the market that is supposed to inhibit the aging process: the Barbara Wawters anti-aging miracle "Preservatrol!"
By William Pinn | Published 7/9/2009
This year I planned something extra special--an interview with George Washington! Yes, I know he is supposed to be dead, and I cannot tell a lie: he is in fact dead...But...
By William Pinn | Published 7/4/2009
Animal art created with MS Paint.
By William Pinn | Published 5/25/2009
Imagine if you will what would happen if the manmade (anthropogenic) global warming theory turned out to be false. It would be a political and economic disaster for proponents of the theory.
By William Pinn | Published 4/8/2009
According to Webster, chance is something happening without apparent cause or an unpredictable event. But what is the nature of chance? Is it some kind of force? And how does it work?
By William Pinn | Published 2/17/2009
Please join me in a thought experiment that seeks the spiritual essence of spacetime, matter, energy and the origin of our reality--the present moment.
By William Pinn | Published 2/7/2009
People since ancient times have always had the hope of living past death, preferably in some veritable paradise or a new life here on earth that is better than their present and past lives.
By William Pinn | Published 12/11/2008
In the beginning...peacocks had shorter tails but one mutant peacock had a slightly longer tail than the others. The peahens saw it was good (very sexy!)
By William Pinn | Published 12/7/2008
Why the evidence of evolution reveals a universe without Dawkins.
By William Pinn | Published 12/3/2008
How Science Can Be Blind
By William Pinn | Published 12/1/2008
Though it is a challenging undertaking, is it really necessary to have proof of God to believe in some sort of god? Is faith just a blind, useless exercise of pure ignorance?
By William Pinn | Published 11/19/2008
Let's assume that Darwin's theory is true, that life seamlessly evolved in infinitesimally small steps from non-living materials. One question you might ask is what came just before the generation of the simplest life form you can think of?
By William Pinn | Published 11/8/2008
Just in! The most accurate political poll you will ever see. The margin of error is high, but hey, at least we're honest.
By William Pinn | Published 11/3/2008
U.S. housing is up 3.5% in 2008; up 3.0% in 2007; up 3.3% in 2006, and so on.
By William Pinn | Published 10/27/2008
Creation verses Evolution. The debate rags on, but what if Creationists and Evolutionists are both right?
By William Pinn | Published 9/21/2008
In the beginning...the light moveth through the firmament unabsorbed, unscattered, unreflected until it reacheth the surface of the earth. The surface saw that the light was good and absorbed it and transformed it to heat.
By William Pinn | Published 9/2/2008
If we replaced the air in our atmosphere with pure carbon dioxide (CO2), how much would the temperature increase? If carbon dioxide causes global warming, then the temperature increase should be astronomical!
By William Pinn | Published 8/27/2008
I'm sitting here typing on my computer and basking in the coolness of another summer day here in Roseville, California. Did I say coolness? Yes I did. You see, we folks in Roseville are experiencing a summer with record cool temperatures.
By William Pinn | Published 8/26/2008
Here's a song I threw together. I'm hoping that a biker-type chick will sing it someday. The song was inspired by a friend whose boyfriend cheated on her recently.
By William Pinn | Published 7/9/2008
A comedy spoof of the famous legend of Troy.
By William Pinn | Published 6/24/2008
Slow-ho-ho and a Bottle of Dumb!
By William Pinn | Published 6/1/2008
My Search For the Spiritual Realm
By William Pinn | Published 5/9/2008
I wrote some hymns for Atheists so they can join together and sing about the joys of non-belief.
By William Pinn | Published 5/6/2008
OK, so you're an Atheist. You don't believe in God. Well, neither do Apes and cockroaches.
By William Pinn | Published 3/31/2008
If your painting resembles something, you're a good artist, but if it resembles nothing--you're a great artist.
By William Pinn | Published 3/24/2008
Move over Trigger! I'm Bob the Wonder Horse! Why do they call me Bob the Wonder Horse? Feed me a bag of burritos and a keg of beer and I'll show you...
By William Pinn | Published 3/3/2008
Don't you know that I believe in your cause...
Gonna help you escape from these prison walls...
Out of the darkness and into the light of freedom...
Wiggle your toes in the sand on the beach of freedom...
When you haven't a care...
Take in the salty air...
Of freedom....
By William Pinn | Published 2/20/2008
I followed my heart on Valentine's Day...
I followed my heart in the springtime...
I followed my heart and it led me....
It led me to you...
By William Pinn | Published 2/11/2008
Hey! I'm dead serious! I am not going to untie you from that chair until you understand!
By William Pinn | Published 1/29/2008
OK...you can't argue with success, but you CAN argue with failure.
By William Pinn | Published 1/29/2008
Action and adventure with great scenery, acting and a plot twist.
By William Pinn | Published 1/24/2008
Did someone tear you a new one?
Use Gorilla Glue...
It'll patch up your heart...
As good as new...
You'll feel like Miley Cirus
And Hanna Montana if you do...
On Valentine's Day...
Look for love that is true...
Patch up your heart...
With Gorilla Glue...
You'll feel like Miley Cyrus
And Hanna Montana if you do...
By William Pinn | Published 1/22/2008
Look before you leap;
Don't hesitate;
The messages fill my mind...
Should I turn right?
Should I turn left?
Or should I go straight ahead?
How will we know when it's time?
I look in your eyes for a sign;
Now...is the time....
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
Years ago I wrote a theme song for the TV show Bonanza, but another theme was picked over mine. If that other theme was not picked, you would have heard the one you are about to hear. As you probably know, there were no women on the Ponderosa. My song addresses that matter.
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
Whatcha doin' home...being all alone...waitin' by the phone on a Saturday Nite? You know it ain't right...Go out on the town and be Paris Hilton tonight...
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
When you break my heart...I will remember you...and the thorn you put in my side...When you break my heart...I won't forget...the passion that made me feel alive...No I won't forget the passion...I won't forget the pain...when you break my heart on Valentine's day...
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
Why don'tcha get your AC on ... Associated Content, baby ... Why don'tcha get your AC on ... and write up a storm ...
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
What can I say? It's long overdue...Dry your eyes, paint a smile that is new...It's a new year for me and for you....
By William Pinn | Published 1/10/2008
I created these images using MS Paint. Enjoy!
By William Pinn | Published 1/3/2008
So you're sick and tired of the joke about you...you know...the one that asks why YOU cross the road?
By William Pinn | Published 12/26/2007
Ya see, lad, Nessie (also known as the Loch Ness Monster) is believed to be a plesiosaur: a sea-serpent-like creature as big as the house where they keep the inmates who swear they've seen her.
By William Pinn | Published 12/14/2007
The dumb blond act is just that: an act.
By William Pinn | Published 11/21/2007
Are you a woman dreaming you're a locust, or a locust dreaming you're a woman?
By William Pinn | Published 11/15/2007
Nobody's perfect...She leads a double life...Miley Stewart by day...Hannah Montana by night...
By William Pinn | Published 10/24/2007
As Red Cloud paid the cabbie, he stared at the faces of our forefathers on the bills. It seemed as though they were taunting him. "The only good Injun is a dead Injun. This is our land now, redskin!"
By William Pinn | Published 10/21/2007
So you think you have met someone worth dating online? So it seems. What a wonderful tale she has told you about herself. She seems sweet, innocent and rolled up in whip cream and powdered sugar.
By William Pinn | Published 10/14/2007
Survey Question: How Dumb Are You?
By William Pinn | Published 10/6/2007
Pros: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Meat Loaf star in the same movie. Cons: Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, and Meat Loaf star in the same movie.
By William Pinn | Published 10/6/2007
Look! It's an e-ocean! It's an e-river! It's an e-lake! No...it's EBAY!
By William Pinn | Published 10/6/2007
Have fun and be a good sport.
By William Pinn | Published 10/6/2007
Like a gentle stream winding its way through the plot of many a play,
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Mothra vs. Godzilla? No. Julia Roberts vs. Cameron Diaz
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
A smooth read that you must read if you care about success.
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
The Charlie Chaplin of Rock and Roll
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Spin Back Through Time with the Spinners
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Be careful what you put in the stocking.
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Can You Play "The Holocaust"?
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Be careful what you stuff in the stocking.
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
This two CD set is a good deal if you want the best of Yanni without having to buy several CDs.
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
The songs "American Pie" and "Vincent" make this CD worth owning
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Perfect for lovers of both classical and pop music.
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
Marijuana (Mary Jane) Was My Teacher
By William Pinn | Published 10/4/2007
You'll find your wings if you follow your heart.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
Turn out the lights and turn the sprinklers on. And remove your address from your mailbox.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
The following essay contains some adult material, bad grammar and misspelled words.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
"Come back! We only want to help you..."
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
We either happened on purpose or we happened by accident. If we happened by accident, it took a miracle to give us a sense of purpose.--William Pinn
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
A proof is not necessarily the only answer, but the best answer.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
Evolution doesn't give a rat's bootay about the GOD gene.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
Maybe someone who has kicked his dope habit will point out their gross stupidy at their next board meeting.
By William Pinn | Published 10/3/2007
Betrayal sucks but knowing the truth will set you free. True friends are not only honest with you, they are honest with anyone abusing you, including another friend.
By William Pinn | Published 9/28/2007
Gilligan's Isle may be one of Italy's favorite American T.V. shows or not. If it is, I think they would call it "Gino's Isle." The show might go something like this:
By William Pinn | Published 9/6/2007
Is There Chemistry Between Us?
By William Pinn | Published 8/15/2007
The following is a totally fake interview with the Doobie Brothers.
By William Pinn | Published 8/13/2007
You've Been X'd--Season 2
By William Pinn | Published 8/12/2007
Howdy Pardners! Welcome to another Roundup Review!
By William Pinn | Published 8/10/2007
It's About Michael Jackson's Music
By William Pinn | Published 8/10/2007
Birds do it; bees do it. Hey, why not whales?
By William Pinn | Published 8/10/2007
The following is a totally fake interview with Tom Hanks, playing the part of Mr. White, the Wonders' producer and manager.
By William Pinn | Published 8/9/2007
They will even sell you a spade to dig your own grave.
By William Pinn | Published 8/7/2007
You've Been X'd!
By William Pinn | Published 8/4/2007
This is a classic film that won four Academy Awards. Need I say more?
By William Pinn | Published 8/4/2007
Howdy Pardners! Welcome to another Roundup Review! Yeeeehaaaaw!
By William Pinn | Published 8/3/2007
Mark my words. To thee I pray. 'Tis the most noble film based on Shakespeare's play.
By William Pinn | Published 8/2/2007
Hello, I am a porcelain throne.
By William Pinn | Published 8/1/2007
A plot summary poem.
By William Pinn | Published 8/1/2007
This movie is a drop-dead funny Farrelly brothers film! There's just 'something' about it.
By William Pinn | Published 8/1/2007
WAYNE'S WORLD...WAYNE'S WORLD...PARTY TIME...EXCELLENT...drdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdr.....
By William Pinn | Published 7/31/2007
Soothing, relaxing baroque music writen by a master composer.
By William Pinn | Published 7/30/2007
The following simulated interview was created from trivia facts and quotes of Barry White.
By William Pinn | Published 7/29/2007
Warning: The following story contains sexual and violent content.
By William Pinn | Published 7/28/2007
Maybe Marie Antoinette should have sliced the cake first.
By William Pinn | Published 7/27/2007
The torture at Guatanamo Bay is not nearly as bad.
By William Pinn | Published 7/26/2007
Kan I take yer order, please?
By William Pinn | Published 7/21/2007
Who was the dang fool who said "winners never quit"?
By William Pinn | Published 7/20/2007
It comes with a 5000 year warranty
By William Pinn | Published 7/10/2007
It comes with a 5000 year warranty.
By William Pinn | Published 7/10/2007
Troy you will sack or your money back!
By William Pinn | Published 7/7/2007
A story about a man and his dirt-floor shack that he can never get clean.
By William Pinn | Published 7/6/2007
So many eons ago when our sun was a bright blue star, it was so much hotter then. Earth back then was much like Venus is today--a planet hostile to life--its atmosphere filled with noxious gases that no living thing could breathe.
By William Pinn | Published 7/5/2007
It was 30 years ago on this day when I purchased my Martin D-28 guitar. They all sounded cool, but they just did not quite fit my music persona.
By William Pinn | Published 6/27/2007
Product Review
By William Pinn | Published 6/27/2007
Hello there. I have what every man wants. When my man gives me a squeeze, he has no regrets. I caress every inch of his body when we take a shower together.
By William Pinn | Published 6/25/2007
Will you spend one third of your life sleeping? If so, then you want to take extra care when purchasing a mattress. Don't just order one by mail--take time to test drive each mattress you are considering.
By William Pinn | Published 6/22/2007
OK, so like me, you are 49 years old...er...young, and you are faced with a grave situation. Your ego caused you to step in some trouble piled high and deep. You opened your yapper and challenged two teenage boys to a one-on-two basketball game.
By William Pinn | Published 6/14/2007
Book Review
By William Pinn | Published 6/11/2007
Product Review
By William Pinn | Published 6/5/2007
Book Review
By William Pinn | Published 5/28/2007
Book Review
By William Pinn | Published 3/30/2007
Book review.
By William Pinn | Published 3/14/2007
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