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I've made a huge, tiny, mistake. - GOB
Are ya 'avin' a laugh, is he 'avin' a laugh - Andy Millman as Ray Stokes
I've made a huge, tiny, mistake. - GOB
Are ya 'avin' a laugh, is he 'avin' a laugh - Andy Millman as Ray Stokes
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Bucks County Community College
Bucks County Community College
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Two of the best thin crust pizza spots in Boston.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/10/2008
In a year from today, the self - help movement will receive an overwhelming surge of popularity, due to the conditions of our world.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/4/2008
Do not write the price of your car, on your back window, in soap.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/24/2008
I used to be a drummer, which means I can never attend an art museum, because anytime I see canvas, I just want to hit it with sticks. Picasso would be angry, but his art would make a colorful snare drum.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/6/2008
I can not figure out if sex does complicate problems.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/10/2008
Something is wrong with the Est. Page Views.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/26/2008
This guy is way to difficult to perform for. If I were in a band and 1000 fans came to my show, I would earn $1.50, that is ridiculous.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/24/2008
You can not yell fire, but you can yell something different.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/20/2008
Driving under the influence, we are always doing it.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/19/2008
There are many self defense courses, but this is the perfect, self defense mechanism.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/18/2008
The slower the hair growth, the less hair cuts, the less money barbers make.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/17/2008
I know this sounds ridiculous, but it is a fair exchange.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/14/2008
Even though, depressed is in the title, does not mean this article is depressing. I have proof to back that up, grape fruit; just because grape is in the title, does not mean it is a grape, its not a grape at all, it should be called, A larger, less sweet, orange.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/12/2008
Same as title.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/11/2008
Everything you wanted to know about jump...wait, I already used that descriptive overview.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/7/2008
Everything you have ever wanted to learn about jump rope.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/3/2008
Expressions and Sayings. (Title and Descriptive Overview roles have been reversed).
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/1/2008
I am supposed to write a descriptive overview with a 275 character max, but I am not doing it, in order to support character 276, because I really like character 276 and he is being treated unfairly.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/31/2008
If you are not Finnish, you can also read this.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/31/2008
I call this candy gums, because I have two sets of them in my mouth. I do not know how these individuals chew gum with only half of a mouth.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/28/2008
I have run out of ideas to celebrate Sunday.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/27/2008
This bacon looks delicious, but before I eat you, let me ask you one thing, what is your opinion on heaven and hell.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/22/2008
The zebra has skin which is designed with vertical stripes, any fashion expert would express the fact, if wanting to create an illusion of a skinner body, wear shirts with vertical stripes, the zebra has been practicing this concept since they were created.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/22/2008
The Indian tribes sat in their Indian style, because Indians were always hoping they were going to get what they wanted.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/16/2008
I enjoy pumping my own gas due to the fact that pumping gas, reminds me of shooting a gun, a really odd shaped gun.
Hey man, would you like to come to the shooting range with us, I will, as long as there a guns that point to the ground and are crooked at the tip.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/16/2008
Soda is spelled S-O-D-A, sofa is spelled, S-O-F-A, but what happened to the letter E, in the alphabet E is between D and F, why was the letter E left out in this grouping of letters, there is not a word, SOEA.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/14/2008
If the Oreo is milks favorite cookie, then why are we not noticing milk advertisements such as, I like to be dipped into by Oreo sandwich's. Milk does not say this.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/14/2008
What time is the bowling tournament tonight, 8, why are you watching, Big Girls who like Big Things, an hour before, because I want to bowl a perfect game and X - rated films encourage me to bowl an X. You are referring to a strike, yes.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/13/2008
I was walking down the street and I saw a homeless man eating a house salad and I just thought, Man, I wish I could live my dreams through food too.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/13/2008
The one benefit from being a workaholic is, it is similar to being an alcoholic, when an alcoholic needs to stop drinking, it is the same idea for a workaholic, like a non working, workaholic is not unemployed, they are just currently detoxing.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/10/2008
I once purchased a rabbit's foot in the attempt to bring good luck into my life. The rabbit foot did not provide me with any good luck, the only thing it did, was bring me a bunch of angry rabbits to my door, asking for a transplant. T
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/9/2008
The team of mutants is referred to as the X - MEN, having this as their identity is very confusing. The name X - MEN implies these super heroes were once men, but are not any more, EX - GIRLFRIEND, no longer a girlfriend, X - MEN, no longer men.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/9/2008
I would appreciate it if the news anchors on television just reported what was occurring in their studio, that would truly be local. News anchors would have to report what the see in a fifty foot range. There is a flower blowing in the wind, back to you Dave.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/9/2008
Are they called fireworks, because the name sounds exciting, or because they wanted to remind individuals that fire actually does work. I just burnt my arm terribly in this fire; we need to start using bottle rockets so I remember fire is not broken.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/8/2008
When attempting to give advice refrain from using phrases such as, don't sweat the small stuff, this particular phrase sounds more like a disconcerting problem, rather than a philosophical solution to ones problems. This would be a horrifying disease
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/7/2008
I recently herd a friend say, I am not hungry, but I am in a pizza mood. I do not know what one would be like in a pizza mood, when hunger is not the first priority.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/7/2008
The devil should of chosen the number 555 to represent him in order to be affiliated with time. Can you please tell me what time it is, it is five of six, O C'mon man, why did you have to ask me the time, you just gave me bad luck for a year.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/6/2008
Hyphenated words, Orange Juice, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, King Crab Legs.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/2/2008
Milk, Sports, Pin the Tail on the Donkey, Medication, Roommates
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/2/2008
I believe it should not be called the meter but the foot. I only have two dimes; we need to be back in time before the foot runs out. I received a ticket in the mail, because I did not put enough quarters into the Inch.
By Andrew Mang | Published 1/2/2008
If I ever collapse to the ground and need CPR, I would hope the closest person to me, is not one of the members of The Village People, because arm letters would not revive me back to life.
By Andrew Mang | Published 12/27/2007
Without safety reflectors, a twenty one car pile up may occur. Television is the most useful source for advertising companies and products which are in demand.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/9/2007
David Blaine may live in a whale stomach for a week, but I do not think he has ever been able to conceal his own pregnancy.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/9/2007
As we evolved cavemen discovered fire, language, art, many aspects that are important to our everyday life, but I believe there are particular aspects which should have been left alone.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/9/2007
As a farmer, they have the right to confront any individual who has received the farmers tan and ask, why are you mocking me.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/2/2007
Road rage is a real problem amongst society, but I believe I may have the reason for this.
By Andrew Mang | Published 7/2/2007
This was a great scene in the movie, but there is a problem with this saying. These were Tony Montana last words he said before he died.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/15/2007
Since when has "Good" been a conversation ender.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/13/2007
To answer the question of why I believe the circus is creating super lions, here we go.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/11/2007
In school I always hated Roman Numerals learning day, because I was smart enough to know we did not use roman numerals in everyday life, and I found learning Roman Numerals was very unnecessary. I never had to find out what II + III was, we just used numerals such as 2 + 3.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/8/2007
Sorry, sorry to hear, sorry you lost, sorry I called, the word sorry seems to be used constantly, even when it is unnecessary.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/8/2007
I realized this is the most important game we had to learn as children, because it was not a game we learned just to entertain ourselves as kids, it is a game we learned to use in every day life.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/6/2007
They are always very outlandish sayings, "Twist your brain action", or "Surreal occurrence, with a possible out of body experience". But a on television several weeks ago I saw a movie preview in which stated, "This movie is a Mind Bending Adventure".
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/5/2007
The smoke detectors real purpose was not to detect fires, but to make you feel like an idiot when you get the sudden thought in your head that convinces you, although I have never cooked, I can cook the fillet mignon that I just watch Chef Alapomoli make.
By Andrew Mang | Published 6/5/2007
Are you somebody who just eats fruit? Well there are more ways to use fruit than replenishing your system with vitamins and nutrients.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/24/2007
Windex is a cleaning product used worldwide for coffee tables, end tables, dinner tables, any table. It provides a streak free shine. I believe it does, I have used it and to no surprise, I did not see any streaks but plenty of shine. But I have a problem with Windex.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/24/2007
When the president of Oreos was eating his own name engraved Oreo, he decided to take two Oreos, remove a chocolate plate from each, and then combine the two Oreos together. What do we have from this. The genius idea for Double Stuff Oreos.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/24/2007
Your just like yelling at the TV Guide Channel, speed up, speed up!
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/23/2007
Bart contiunes to cuase trouble in the small town of Springfeild.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/23/2007
Bart is famous for prank calling Moe's Tavern, removing the head of Jebediah Springfeld, and having an ongoing life or death fued with Sideshow Bob. This is a list of everything Bart Simpson has accomplished in the past eighteen seasons.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/23/2007
More tasks Homer Simpson has accomplished in the past 18 seasons.
By Andrew Mang | Published 5/6/2007
Teachers are actually, normal, substitute teachers. What does that mean, I will explain. In a range from 1 to 100, a teacher (someone who consistently teaches the same grade/subject for a particular school) is located between 25 and 75 on the substitute teacher scale.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/26/2007
In the past eighteen years we have watched him save the nuclear power plant from a melt down, discover he is the chosen one for the Stone Cutter, and time after time, invent quick rich schemes which never seem to last.What else has he accomplished?
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/24/2007
Have you ever attempted to sign up for a website and the small security box, with a blue/green/purple background and a series of random letters, appears. Sometime I struggle to see the letters, get it wrong and I am forced to try again. Well that interest me.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/24/2007
Have you ever wondered why we can not reach the ocean floor. We are told, we are not humanly capable, this is not true. The reason we "cannot" venture the ocean floor, is for one reason, the Ocean President resides in this location.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/20/2007
The new film, Fletch Won and television series, The Thick of It, are new projects for each writer.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/19/2007
What if a great actor writes, directs, and stars in a film, can this result in a great movie. Yes it can. Here are great actors, who have wrote, directed, and starred in their films.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/18/2007
I must have passed out. When I came to, I was in agony and so cold. Star was there and I just said, 'Help me. Was he aware of what I was saying? I don't know. I honestly don't know. But I think sometimes we underestimate dogs".
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/17/2007
The puzzle is a classic game of, lets throw a glass bottle at the ground and immediately put it back together.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/12/2007
Chang Po-yu will never forget this day.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/12/2007
Dennis Kocken felt guilty again and cited himself for a $160.80 fine.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/10/2007
Driving in a Bugatti Veyron 16.4, costing nearly $2,000,000 would be nice, driving in a Volkswagen GTI costing $22,000, would be great, but driving my 1989 Dodge Shadow worth under $1000, is amazing
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/6/2007
A Laughter Therapist, is that a real job? A Hair Boiler?
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/6/2007
With the freedom on Craigslist I wondered if it has been used to harm another person. According to The Today Show, it recently occurred.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/5/2007
Two years later, the loving grandparents are fearing their three year old granddaughter will be legally evicted from their home.
By Andrew Mang | Published 4/4/2007
Have you ever wondered the odds of a perticular event to occur. Here are only a few answers.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/30/2007
Halloween, The Remake, will it be successful
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/28/2007
Jack Bauer from 24 and Dr. Samm Loomis from Halloween, are similar in many ways.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/27/2007
I always wondered who were these individuals who attached these ratings to each film and ruined my weekend. Instead of seeing the number one film in the country, I was forced to see a movie with a talking pig.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/26/2007
One of the finest inventions to be created, beside the mirror, which is mind-blowing, the mirror predicts the future by .1 seconds, is the Retractable Three Color Ball Point Pen. Single pens are adequate, three pens in one, not adequate, beyond belief.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/23/2007
Having a small bladder, over active bladder, or an OAB, as the pharmaceutical world calls it, is not always a great asset to have. It is looked upon as embarrassing. I have always had a small bladder, but I have never cared. I still do not care.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/22/2007
Throughout your life people will always be offering you advice. You may receive great advice which will completely change your life, you may receive awful advice which will completely change you life
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/21/2007
Showering can be the greatest ten minutes of your day. If the water turns bitter cold half way through your shower, and you are completely lathered in soap, the shower will become the worst ten minutes of your day.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/21/2007
Does your child play ice hockey or roller hockey? Does he own a shaft with a removable blade? Have you tried to remove the blade, but you can not remove it, or you have completely burned the shaft. Well that can not happen anymore.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/17/2007
_________ is the best board game ever created. Why? For one reason and one reason only.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/16/2007
You're Fried! This term has become famous in the past several years because of Donald Trump his successful reality show, The Apprentice. When watching The Apprentice, hearing the Donald say those two words, You're Fired, may cause you to slightly smile.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/16/2007
The Black Donnelly's? The Black Donnelly's is NBC's "New Hit Series", which premiered Monday, February 26th, after their number one hit, Heroes.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/12/2007
s your bedroom constantly messy, never organized, and after spending ten hours, to clean your bedroom, within a week it becomes chaotic again.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/12/2007
Psychologist are always developing new studies to determine why a person has a specific personality. Could it be determined on how you sleep?
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/6/2007
2004 Emmy's, Outstanding Comedy Series and Outstanding Writing In A Comedy Series. 2005 Emmy's, Outstanding Writing In A Comedy Series. Won a Golden Globe. Nominated for SAG, WGA, TCA, PGA, People Choice Award, and other awards recognizing the sitcom.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/5/2007
Cleaning carpets and floors was an unknown until 1869 when Ives W. McGaffey decided he could not live another day with a dirty floor. During a drunken rage he developed the idea for the vacuum.
By Andrew Mang | Published 3/2/2007
I am going to admit,I struggled for years,I mean years. It effected my lifestyle, my quality of living and I never knew if I would find right the one to rid my struggles, worries, and self doubt, until I was in Target.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/28/2007
Toothpaste fascinates me. It just grabs me by the low one, like John Kruk or Lance Armstrong, and completely fascinates me. It is a slab of gew that cleans our teeth. Most gew would probably kill the average individual.
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/28/2007
The Atkins Diet, The South Beach Diet, The Zone Diet, Fasting, and Crash Dieting, these are all ways to shed off unwanted pounds, especially before attending the Oscar's, or for many of us, a wedding or high school reunion. But do these diets actually work in the long term?
By Andrew Mang | Published 2/27/2007
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