The Douginator

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An interview with presidential candidate Cris Ericson.

A look at political hopeful and nobody David Masters...

I hate those damn cicada. They think they can just chill for 17 years and then make a lot of noise. Well, dammit, I am not going to take it anymore! Let's fry these suckers! I have done some resear...

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There is an underground group that you don't know about. They perfect their trade in back allies and in malls. These warriors show no mercy. They are the finger jousters.

According to Yahoo! News, nudist groups are trying to bring in younger members. They want more college age students to join in on the naked fun.

The NBA Lottery is all set and the big winners are the Portland Trailblazers and the Seatle Supersonics. The Oden/Durant sweepstakes is the biggest in years. Both are expected to be franchise changi...

Politicians pass laws that affect us in ways we can't see. Maybe if we broadcasted in primetime the passing of a bill, the American people would be excited. Or maybe we should have our upcoming pres...

Over the last few months, I have tried about every stupid thing on the internet to make money. I have found only a select few that really pay. I am writing this to give everyone a simple guide to maki...

I love me some old school Nickelodeon. It reminds me of the simpler times. All I did was run around outside, play video games, and watch some cartoons. Let's look at a few of the best classic Nickelod...

Everyone likes a good cup of java in the morning. Aussies enjoy a new, rare kind of bean for their brew. It comes from the feces of Indonesian Civet cats.

..the news media has no idea what we really care about. How about an hour long discussion on gas prices? Everyone is pissed about gas prices lately. Personally, I want some sort of explanation and ...

We all know the big name candidates. These are the Clinton's, Obama's, Giuliani's, and Romney's of the world. But what about those other guys.

We don't know how much of what Carl Panzram told us was true. What we do know is he was a very troubled man who, in my estimation, was the most horrific serial killer in American history.

Roger Clemens just signed a contract worth $28 million for one baseball season. At $4.5 million a month, not many people can match his income. So who else in sports is making this kind of money?

The best explanation I can think of is the popularity of the internet. With sites like YouTube and Google Video, people can start to find other forms of entertainment. User produced content is on the ...

Roy Pearson is filing a lawsuit against South Korean dry-cleaner owners Jin Nam Chung, Soo Chung, and Ki Chung. The judge is representing himself and he wants an astounding $65 million for a pair of ...

The power struggle between President Bush and Congress will continue on Wednesday at 2:25 PM when Bush meets with leaders from both major political parties.

All sports fans have players they love for absolutely no reason. They aren't especially talented and aren't the prettiest players but they have an undeniable charm to them. These players are the unsun...

Mother's Day is a great day to honor the woman who brought you into the world. It is a good time to celebrate everything great about moms. While most people celebrate this holiday, few people know t...

My friends and I love to talk about NBA basketball. Every once in awhile we get to wondering who the ugliest player in NBA history is.

Troubled actor Alec Baldwin has given an exclusive interview to Rosie O'Donnell and "The View". Rosie and Baldwin have been in the limelight a lot lately.

The world of opera music is not a popular one. Most people think it is for old people or weirdos. This guide will help bring you into this strange world and hopefully give you a deeper appreciation ...

The city of Davison, Michigan has a diner were everyone knows your name. Archie's Restaurant has been a Davison establishment for over 40 years. They've been known for a long time for their friendly...

Will Ferrell has tackled the sports world before with "Talladega Nights" and "Blades of Glory". His next foray will be into the basketball world in the 2008 comedy film "Semi-Pro"

People are heavily judged by their appearance. It is hard for people to look at someone and not draw conclusions about them. Imagine now that a person is missing large portions of their face.

Everyone loves Fritos. They are easily the most recognizable corn chip out there. These salty , light chips have been around since 1932 and there are now all kinds of Fritos. The best type of Frito...

There are few things I hate more than LIVEJOURNALS. What is a Livejournal you ask? Livejournals are journals available on cyberspace that gives whoever wants it a little bit of the internet and allows...

The first recorded transgender homecoming king candidate is at Fresno High School in California. This 17 year old female is making gay youth advocates very happy.

Ohio State freshman Greg Oden is a man among boys in the college basketball game. Apparently, Oden has had enough of this child's play. Oden is declaring for the NBA draft.

A brief look at the band Chiodos. They are a post-harcore and emocore from Davison, Michigan.

Cognitive psychology is a school of psychology that focuses on areas of human perception, thought, and memory. The definition of the word cognition is the mental processes involved in obtaining and u...

A brief overview of the Catholic sacraments of holy order and matrimony.

Where is the line drawn between politics and religion? The trend is showing that the line is becoming blurrier and blurrier.

What is an unruly child? It is a juvenile who can not control themselves and will not listen to authoritative figures.

American Idol judge Simon Cowell is brash, rude, and mean to Idol contestants. This attitude blew up in his face during the latest American Idol show. His eye rolling was misinterpreted as disrespec...

David Stern has been known to come down hard on players when they are out of line. Joe Crawford is the first NBA referee to feel his wrath. Joe Crawford has been suspended indefinitely after an incid...

Amid all the scandal, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is saying "I have nothing to hide, and I am committed to assuring the Congress and the American public that nothing improper occurred here."

Information about the Irish anthem "Danny Boy". Includes lyrics and the history behind the song.

Glenn Beck is a radio/television host who might be one of the worst individuals in the world.

This is a compact, easy to understand guide on the Catholic sacrament of anointing the sick.

Davison, Michigan is a small city located next to Flint, Michigan. This paper will discuss the weather, land, and tourism.

The sacrament of reconciliation is explained by in a compact, easy to understand matter.

A compact, easy to understand guide on the Catholic sacrament of the Eucharist.

A compact, easy to understand guide on the Catholic sacraments of baptism and confirmation.

The 60th anniversary of the MLB debut of Jackie Robinson is coming this weekend on April 15th. To honor this, over 150 players and five teams in the Major League Baseball are going to be wearing the ...

British scientists have found a gene that can help explain why some of us put on weight more easily than others. Everyone has this gene but those with one version of this gene are 70% more likely to ...

The snow continues to fall in the Midwest after covering roads with ice, delaying flights, and canceling baseball games. The slick conditions have even been blamed for 6 deaths.