D.S. Williamson

According to MSNBC, Brady and Romo discuss how Jessica can screw-up Romo's head.

Which 2007 College Football Bowl Championship Series team is most like which 2008 Presidential Candidate?

Who's going to win tonight's Monday Night's NFL Match-Up Against the Spread?

I mean, how close do you have to be to a person to go from being a driver to a partner (whatever that means) and then to the mayor's choice for head of Department of Homeland Security?

I began to wonder if the Lord had spoken to Pat Robertson about this last night. Maybe, the Lord, afraid that Mitt Romney might actually be the anti-Christ, decided to go ahead and tell Pat to throw his lunch money behind Rudy.

The Indianapolis Colts will beat the 6 point spread laid out against them.

I don't really know who couldn't kick the shit out of the Beatles. The problem, I think, is that the Beatles' music doesn't ever realize - - I mean, ever - - that life can be hard at times.

I stared down at my brood, my little artful dodgers, their small faces angelically designed by God; it had to have been God, and wondered about the vacations that they were going to send me on, the goodies that they had stolen for daddy.

How presidential can this person be and will he or she be presidential when it counts? Think of the ability to get the final 10 feet in an all-out sprint in the Olympics and you get the idea.

I have never read a Harry Potter book. I have seen the movies, though, and, from what some of my friends who have read Harry Potter have told me, the movies are a lot like the books - - or, the books are a lot like the movies.

I am a fan of the New Orleans Saints. I will always be a fan of the New Orleans Saints. Because I am a fan, and have been a fan, the shock of what the Saints have done this NFL season really isn't that big of a deal to me.

Lately, however, HBO has sort of fallen away from the genius label due to duds such as John From Cincinnati, and the too over the top Rome. Don't worry, though, because Showtime is more than picking up the slack with their excellent drama, Brotherhood.

Without a doubt, if these allegations are correct, the architect and any person involved in the New England Patriot's organization who knew about this, sans any players, should be banned from the NFL for life.

In the long history of the National Basketball Association, and perhaps organized sports in the United States, no other team has shown the type of ineptness that the Los Angeles Clippers have.

No matter what happened last year, maybe you won a fortune, maybe you lost your shirt in the first week, finding "overlays" has been and will always be the key to making a profit over a sixteen game regular season schedule in the NFL.

Injuries are a part of the game, and, for the Arizona Cardinals, they signal the beginning and end of the 2007 - 2008 NFL Season.

The fact that NBA referee Tim Donaghy pleaded guilty to two felony charges for fixing NBA games should come as no surprise. What it really says about all sports leagues, however, may surprise some.

Just when all boxing fans thought that the nail had finally reached the coffin, like a great former champion pulling himself off the canvas for one last round, boxing has proven it has a few hard punches left.

Although the American Staffordshire's reputation is not without merit, it is false to assume that the pit-bull is in any way different than any other large, work dog, which was bred to protect one's property or work in a field.

As the college football season quickly approaches, Notre Dame Football fans, if not feeling secure on the field, should feel secure knowing that they are in the hands of the mighty corporate giant that is General Electric.

Unlike his predecessors from the state of Louisiana, Talamo didn't learn his trade while riding horses in barrel races at home-made tracks among the swamps and magnolias in Cajun country. Talamo learned about horses while working at a horse training center in Waggaman, L.A.

Curtis Martin probably isn't a name that new or occasional NFL fans know. He certainly isn't as popular as a Reggie Bush, or a Peyton Manning or a Michael Vick. Curtis Martin never really made television commercials and certainly never received a shoe contract.

I will never consider myself a fashion maven. The only thing I have in common with Derek Zoolander is that I think Will Ferrell and Mugabi look a lot alike.

In 1989, three years after Barry Bonds had entered professional baseball, Ken Griffey Jr. was drafted right out of high school by the Seattle Mariners. He didn't spend much time in Triple A baseball before making his debut with the Mariners.

As many fans of teams from the Southeastern Conference can attest, the only thing more important than football is god. Because of that, the entire region, from Louisiana to Florida and up to Tennessee waits breathlessly for the beginning of the college football season.

The NFC is a conference full of very talented coaches and talented coaches can do some damage in a Super Bowl. After all, the Super Bowl is only one game.

As expected, the AFC is poised to once again be the power conference of the NFL. Led by the re-tooled New England Patriots, the fantastic San Diego Chargers, and defending champion Indianapolis Colts the conference doesn't appear to lack talent in any of its four divisions.

For all of the hype surrounding David Beckham's arrival to the Los Angeles Galaxy and Major League Soccer, the game between Chelsea and the Galaxy, Beckham's supposed unveiling, was, to quote one of Beckham's more famous countryman, "Much Ado About Nothing."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s and Budweiser's announcement that Jr. won't be driving the Number 8 Budweiser car once Jr. joins Hendrick Motorsports was not only understandable but understated.

Before Laila Ali became a dancing sensation on network television, she was considered the best female boxer in the world.

For any NBA fan, the news that referee Tim Donaghy may have fixed games is the ultimate nightmare. There is absolutely no way for the NBA to paint this as something minor.

Del Mar's summer racing meet, one of the most anticipated of the year, is the first meet in Southern California to be run over the now popular Polytrack racing surface.

After Rickey Hatton man-handled Jose Luis Castillo on June 23rd, the boxing world immediately turned it's attention to a potential Hatton vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. fight.

As far as I am concerned there is only one team out there that has the ability to make a trade for Kobe Bryant a reality. That team is the Phoenix Suns.

Greg Oden, after accepting that Portland Trailblazer cap, is automatically the second best center in the NBA.

$3.2 million Pick 6 Carryover at Hollywood Park!!

The answer to this question depends on whether or not you believe that Barry Bonds should be accountable for doing something that, at the time he did it, was not against the rules.

Soccer, as wonderful of a sport as it is, just is not designed for American television audiences. Soccer does not support the :30 second commercial format which has long dominated American television advertising.

The new commissioner of the NFL, Roger Goodell, has spent no time making his mark on the venerable sports league. Within a few months, he has all ready suspended "Pac-man" Jones, Tank Johnson, and Chris Henry. Yet the true test of his leadership is yet to come.

NASCAR is probably the first sport in this country where the popularity isn't based around gambling.

"Little man," he said, "you ain't Creole! There's no such thing as a Creole!"