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Freelance writer and business professional from Louisville, Kentucky. Husband, father of one beautiful daughter and three annoying cats. Lived in Maryland, Boston, MA, and Louisville, KY.
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BS in Broadcasting and Film from Boston University -- College of Communication
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A review of the SNL with Will Ferrell, Green Day, and guests like Mya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, Norm MacDonald, and Tom Hanks.
A review of one of the best SNL episodes this season with Justin Timberlake, Ciara, Susan Sarandon, Jimmy Fallon, Leonard Nimoy, Patrica Clarkson and more.
A collection of reported rumors, facts, and speculation on the third iteration of the iPhone due from Apple.
A review of the SNL episode featuring Zac Efron and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
The Beatles have announced that their entire original UK catalog will be reissued on CD on Sept. 9, 2009.
A review of the Bissell PowerTrak Bagless Revolution Upright Vacuum, Model 6591.
Few words strike fear into the hearts of parents like head lice. Here's what you need to do to treat and get rid of head lice.
Feelers by Brian M. Wiprud is a madcap comic mystery about Morty Martinez, a Home Content Removal business owner who finds $800,000 in a house and soon has everyone after the money.
A sketch by sketch review of Seth Rogan and Phoenix on Saturday Night Live.
A description of alternatives to incandescent lights that can help save money, conserve electricity and save the planet.
In the wake of President Obama's ouster of GM CEO Rick Waggoner, GM has created a protection plan for buyers of their cars.
A review of LiceGuard's Robi Comb, a battery powered comb that shocks and kills head lice on contact.
It is reported that Billy Gillispie is out at UK after just two seasons at the school.
Beat the Reaper, by Josh Bazell is a wonderfully perverse story of a hitman turned doctor trying to make it through one of the worst days of his life.
A review of ASHI Certified home inspector Ken Osborne.
A sketch by sketch review of one of the worst episodes of SNL in probably the past 10 years starring Tracy Morgan and Kelly Clarkson.
Ten observations and thoughts for the police and suspects on Fox Television's long running show, COPS.
A Sketch By Sketch review of the SNL episode of March 7, 2009 with Dwayne Johnson and Ray LaMontagne and cameos by Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake.
A review of the March 6th Preview Performance of Slasher by Allison Moore. Slasher is part of the 33rd Humana Festival of New American Plays.
A review of Lee Child's latest Jack Reacher novel, Nothing to Lose.
A review of the classic SNL episode with Lily Tomlin from the first season.
A sketch by sketch review of Saturday Night Live starring Alec Baldwin and the Jonas Brothers.
A review of Saturday Night Live with Robert Klein, Abba, and Louden Wainwright
A review of the November 8, 1975 episode of SNL with Candice Bergen and Esther Phillips.
A review of Patriot Acts, a novel by Greg Rucka.
A review of Saturday Night Live with Bradley Cooper & TV on the Radio -- 2/7/09
A review of each commercial aired from kickoff to the end of the game.
A review of the Saturday Night Live episode of 1/31/09 with Steve Martin and Jason Mraz
Pictures of the ice storm that fell on Louisville, Kentucky, leaving thousands without power.
A review of Robert B. Parker's Rough Weather, the 36th novel in his Spenser series.
A review of SNL on 1/17/09, with Rosario Dawson and Fleet Foxes
Daisy, my kitten, massaging Jax, our older cat.
Daisy, my kitten, watching Animal Crossing: City Folk Wii video game.
A sketch by sketch review of SNL's 1/10/09 episode with Neil Patrick Harris and Taylor Swift.
Sony dominated the last generation of the videogame wars with the Playstation 2, and seemed a lock to win this generation's wars with the Playstation 3. So why have they failed?
"Keep me safe" is what my daughter used to say to us when she was little and was scared of something at night.
A review of the Samsung Epix (SGH-i907) Smartphone available through AT&T Wireless.
A review of Saturday Night Live with Hugh Laurie and Musical Guest Kanye West. This is also Amy Poehler's last episode.
A Review of The Inn at Christmas Place in Pigeon Forge, TN.
Jen Safrey is a successful romance novelist with four novels in print.
A sketch by sketch review of SNL's episode with John Malkovich and T.I.
Terrorism implies something more noble than those defined as terrorists deserves. My thoughts on using the word terrorism.
A sketch by sketch review of SNL for 11/22/08, featuring Tim McGraw and Ludacris.
As President Elect Barack Obama prepares for his inauguration, why not print out some coloring pages to help teach your children more about presidential history.
10 Signs You're Spending Too Much Time on Facebook
A sketch by sketch review of SNL's episode with Paul Rudd and Beyonce. Cameo by Justin Timberlake.
Information about Nintendo's Animal Crossing City Folk game.
What a Barack Obama victory means to me and to the country.
A sketch by sketch review of SNL with Ben Affleck and musical guest David Cook.
Sketch by Sketch Review of SNL starring Jon Hamm and Coldplay.
A review of the 10/23/08 Weekend Update Thursday edition of Saturday Night Live with cameos by Will Farrell and Tina Fey.
What doctors need to know about hypochondria and health anxiety.
A sketch by sketch review of the SNL episode featuring Josh Brolin, musical guest Adele, and a cameo by Sarah Palin.
A Sketch By Sketch review of Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update Thursday.
My thoughts on the last Obama McCain Debate
A limerick for Kim Linton!
A limerick for prolific CP Pam Gaulin
A limerick for all of you dorks out there.
A Limerick for Mr. Bobblehead, Randy Barefoot
A Limerick for EMohrman, AC Content Producer and ladies man.
A review of information available regarding Dave Espino's Auctions for Income.
A limerick about Sarah Palin.
A Sketch by Sketch Review of the 10/9/08 Weekend Update Thursday
Information on where to find Free Backyardigans Coloring Pages
Get your child or students interested in voting and elections early. Where to find coloring pages and activities on the web devoted to elections and voting.
Reasons I cannot vote for a McCain/Palin Ticket This Election Day
A review of SNL's episode featuring Anne Hathaway and The Killers.
Review of the 2008 Scion xD Hot Lava Special Edition.
Review of the SNL episode featuring Anna Faris and Duffy.
An overview of published information on the web about ExtenZe Male Enhancement Pills
As the economy goes flying off the rails, here are some helpful signs that your bank may be ready to tank.
A review of SNL's 9/20/08 episode with James Franco and Kings of Leon
A review of SNL with Michael Phelps and Lil' Wayne
Impressions of Honda's newly redesigned subcompact car, the 2009 Honda Fit.
SC Johnson's new Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Cleaning Gel uses a special applicator to apply a gel disc to your toilet bowl to provide cleaning action with every flush. How does it work.
Is Sarah Palin really the choice a political maverick would make for Vice President?
My thoughts on what is the best song recorded by several classic British Rock groups
Steps to take if your cat decides to use your Serta as a litter box.
Billy Mays is promoting Simonize Fix It! on commercials. But does Simonize Fix It work to remove scratches from your car? I review testimonials to find out.
Classic cover songs that blow the original versions away.
When your boss does something that shakes you to the core, what do you do?
Lessons to be learned from the recent announcement that Starbucks is closing stores and laying off workers.
Impressions of the first episode of Big Brother 10 on CBS.
Elvis is not the king of rock and roll, Pearl Jam sucks, the Stones are better than the Beatles, and Aerosmith sucks. These and other truths about rock and roll.
Some ways to help reduce gas consumption nationwide in the United States
The death of Eight Belles has some questioning the future of horse racing. My thoughts on the subject.
A review of the bottled Starbucks Coffee Dark Chocolate Peppermint Mocha drink.
Details of a scam call from someone claiming to be with your credit card company, but who actually is tied to an unlisted residential number.
A shocking body of evidence suggests that the recent papal visit was not carried out by Pope Benedict, but by a replacement Pope who looked just like him.
An interview with Brian Scully, writer and co-executive producer for Family Guy.
Does a Blockbuster / Circuit City merger make sense?
As we approach the first Saturday in May, here are some good signs that the horse you want to bet on is not going to win the Kentucky Derby or any other race.
Have a young artist that you'd like to pursue her talent, here are some suggestions for gifts to help them improve.
George Bush recently called Iran and Al Queda the top two threats to America. Here are the others.
Big Brother 9 is now down to five people. My thoughts on the remaining contestants and their chances at winning.
What it is like to have Trochlear Nerve Palsy
Thoughts on what I believe on God and religion, subject to change at any time.
Review of the April 5, 2008 SNL with Christopher Walken.
Top 10 Ways of Knocking Out Stress In Your Life
Some things to do when you're bored at work.
An ode to Bubba, my avatar and a stuffed monkey who my fellow ACers claim is actually a monkey dog.
Everyone's favorite game show needs a little spice, doesn't it?
Nintendo has announced a new social network for Wii aimed at adult gamers.
In honor of a builder in my housing development going bankrupt, 10 signs you hired a bad contractor.
Here are some things you don't know about Randy.
The Top 10 Pieces of Exercise Equipment Sold Across The Country
In honor of the NCAA Tournament, here are the top 10 LIttle Known Mascots of colleges throughout history
My thoughts on the most overrated shows of all time.
A roundup of words and phrases that are overused among coaches, players, and commentators in the world of sports.
Hillary apparently wasn't under sniper fire in Bosnia, it was a simple mistake. Here are 10 others.
Some things you should know if you're new to the home ownership game.
James Dyson and his vacuum cleaners are everywhere these days. Here are some of the rejected slogans for his company.
Obama, Clinton, and McCain all had their passport files breached. Here is a list of the things found in their records.
This one's for you Bin Laden......
You're going bald? Stop coming it over, perming it, and spraying it with paint. Just shave it off.
It's been five years since the Iraq war. Here are 10 thoughts that have crossed the President's mind in the past few days upon reflection of this historic event.
Some items you should keep in mind when looking for and buying a new house.
Things discussed during the design sessions for the Associated Content redesign.
Mel Gibson and Britney Spears had dinner Saturday, March 15th. Here are some things overheard.
A review of the Jonah Hill / Mariah Carey episode of Saturday Night Live
Two Limericks for Barack Obama and Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Some of the most outrageous statements that came from the mouth of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright.
A review of the Kentucky Derby Festival Great Balloon Glow
When someone dies, the right song has the power to touch, bring a tear, and help us remember. Here are some special songs that have had me reflect on my own life and those of my loved ones.
Fox's latest destruction of the canon of popular rock artists came with Beatles night. Kristy Lee Cook's version of 8 Days A Week might be the worst.
A review of the Kentucky Derby Festival Run for the Rose'
SNL is having a disappointing season this year. What follows are ways that the show can pull itself out of its slump.
Wonder what Eliot told his wife? Find out here.
How to help your gifted child
It's one of the best commercials of the past ten years, a simple little ad about a family and a cell phone. What makes it work
What happens when you discover your spirit and discover that it also wants to smack Oprah.
Infomercials that had great difficulty moving the product.
Review of SNL with Amy Adams and Vampire Weekend
Things to think about while you're staring at the Yule Log.
Love your diet soda? Find out when you've had too much.
Stuff to do when you're bored at work.
Signs it is time to lose a few pounds.
Information about ExScientologyKids.com, a website created by children of prominent Scientology members who have now come out against the church and my brief encounters with the church.
How to get billed for $10.00 in charges without really trying.
Is your husband, wife, best friend, or sibling approaching one of the big 0 birthdays? (3-0,4-0,5-0) Here are a few suggestions to help them enjoy their birthday with a laugh.
Walt Disney World's extremely popular dining plan has had its benefits greatly reduced in 2008. Find out why it's causing controversy.
The Internet is full of calls for vengence against a soldier who tossed a puppy off a hillside. Is it a rush to judgement.
What can Wendy's do to improve its share of the Fast Food Industry?
TMZ.com is reporting that Van Halen's reunion tour is on shaky ground and may soon be cancelled. Speculation is running wild about the state of the band and the tour.
The Earth Liberation Front is believed to be responsible for destruction of a housing development in Washington State. Can they turn themselves into a legitimate group?
A poem written by my 6 year old daughter.
A sketch by sketch review of SNL with Ellen Page as the guest host and Wilco as the band.
A man laments losing his wife to scrapbooking.
A poem dedicated to the parents who tried to score Hannah Montana tickets.
The story of Shane Ragland is a sad case of justice denied.
A brief poem about W's views on the economy in light of his observation that he had no idea how high gas prices could get.
Automotive pioneer Ford has been going through some hard times, despite hard work to freshen its lineup. How can Ford improve?
Ways in which the Academy Awards can improve its yearly telecast and perhaps attract more viewers.
Adam Janinski and CBS have been raked over the coals for comments Adam made about autistic children. What's the truth about his ties to autism?
An account of the greatest moment in the history of the Who, when a rock concert turned into a celebration of life, anger, and joyous release.
My story of two chance encounters with Rick Pitino 1000 miles apart.
For years we've all been used to getting in an elevator, pushing a button, and going to our floor. But there is a better way!
A review of the Pegasus Parade, one of the premier events of the Kentucky Derby Festival.
You see them on television claiming to get huge tax debts forgiven. But are these attorneys on the up and up?
A review of the Kentucky Derby Festival event, the Great Steamboat Race
Kentucky Governor Steve Beshear just introduced his plan for casino gambling in Kentucky that includes racetrack based gaming. What would be the best way for Churchill Downs to be competitive?
A simple plan for dealing with the problem with illegal immigration into the United States.
Fisher Price has unveiled Elmo Live, an interactive talking Elmo doll that is more lifelike than anything they've done before. Elmo Live is sure to be this Christmas season's biggest toy.
A review of the Virgin Health Miles program, a rewards program that gives you incentives and tools to exercise and become more physically fit.
My thoughts on the destruction of the old Crestwood Elementary School in Oldham County, Kentucky.
It's time to give Britney Spears a break. Had she appeared on the scene 20 years ago, she'd never have made it THIS far.
A review of the season opener of Big Brother.
A Review of the Kentucky Derby Festival's Thunder Over Louisville
A description of what it was like to experience a tornado passing overhead.
A review of the Kentucky Derby Festival Great Bed Races, an event in which teams design beds to push a matress 600 feet around a track.
Is it what you crave, or what you heave? White Castle -- A Culinary Masterpiece or Gastronomical Nightmare?
How to design the perfect public restroom.
Analysis of why Mitt Romney was unable to secure the nomination despite spending $40 million of his own money during the campaign.
Here's a list of words that the business world can feel free to abolish in 2008.
Information and impressions on celebrities I've encountered throughout the years
This was another disappointing year for Super Bowl commercials. While there were some very amusing spots, there wasn't much of anything that broke new ground. These commercials were better than the last few years, but not as good as the golden years.
The FCC loses all pretense of being a gatekeeper of the public's interest with its latest ruling.
A far too observant writer profiles several different types of visitors to the office bathroom.
A preview of some of the advertisers and ads that will appear on this year's Super Bowl.
A child of the 70s and 80s looks back at some of the technology of his youth.
Smash Labs appears to try to combine the smash em' up ethic of Mythbusters with an attempt to solve real world problems. Unfortunately, the initial effort is rather dismal.
John Gibson found the death of Heath Ledger to be a laughing matter. Is there a place for this type of crass commentary in our society?
Bush visits MLK library. Cloverfield makes people sick. Amy Winehouse continues being Amy Winehouse. And Nicholson issued a warning!
My predictions for the winners among the recently announced nominations for the 2008 Academy Awards.
My thoughts on a week surrounded by Extreme Makeover in Louisville, Kentucky, including volunteering, and seeing the stars.
Chuck Norris, John McCain, Caffeine, and Oliver Stone
Stuff that's happening on January 20, 2007
The Zune 80 GB is a great step in the right direction to compete with Apple's iPod. Unfortunately, a stupid omission in the software will render its size useless for many owners.
American Idol has certainly jumped the shark. What can it do to reclaim its former glories.
A completely random list of things I can do without in 2008.
Clear Channel has slowly ruined local radio with its constant belt tightening and reliance on national programming.
A collection of ways to earn money for your PTA
The top ten most important Rock and Roll acts of all time.
Review of the SNL episode with Brian Williams and Feist
Doesn't George Lucas have enough money? A Star Wars series sounds like a horrible idea.
Review fo the 10/13/07 episode of Saturday Night Live
Why Mutts and Moms is wrong in the controversy over Ellen DeGeneres' adopted dog.
A review of the AT&T Tilt
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