The Many Uses of the Life-Sized Homer Simpson Cardboard Cutout Standee
A Cromulent Item Guaranteed to Embiggen Your Life
By Timothy Sexton, published Jun 27, 2006You may think that a life-sized cardboard Homer Simpson standee is only good for putting in a corner and getting a laugh from visitors. Well, you couldn't be more wronger. The Homer Simpson Standee has more uses than a towel in outer space. If you buy only one product this year, make sure it is the Homer Simpson Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout Standee.
It's perfectly cromulent!
Credit: Booker Sexton: Executive Producer
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