The Many Uses of the Life-Sized Homer Simpson Cardboard Cutout Standee

A Cromulent Item Guaranteed to Embiggen Your Life

Grab this video:
<object width="425" height="300" data="http://flowplayer.org/swf/flowplayer-3.1.3.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><param name="movie" value="http://flowplayer.org/swf/flowplayer-3.1.3.swf" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value='config={"clip":{"baseUrl":"http://www.associatedcontent.com","url":"http://associatedcontent.http.internapcdn.net/associatedcontent_vitalstream_com/download/2006_06/0000001624_00000001081Mbps_Stream001.flv"},"canvas":{"backgroundColor":"#000000"},"plugins":{"controls":{"time":false,"volume":false,"fullscreen":false},"content":{"url":"http://images.associatedcontent.com/siteimg/swf/flowplayer.commercial-3.1.3.swf","key":"#$6198ef449563ae05a6c"}}}' /></object>You may think that a life-sized cardboard Homer Simpson standee is only good for putting in a corner and getting a laugh from visitors. Well, you couldn't be more wronger. The Homer Simpson Standee has more uses than a towel in outer space. If you buy only one product this year, make sure it is the Homer Simpson Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout Standee.

It's perfectly cromulent!

Credit: Booker Sexton: Executive Producer
Copyright: Timothy Sexton